Effing Dykes Presents: What Lies Beneath (Her Fingernails)
Krista from Effing Dykes has a cautionary tale of lesbian sexy for you. Are you ready? I don’t think you’re ready.
Krista from Effing Dykes has a cautionary tale of lesbian sexy for you. Are you ready? I don’t think you’re ready.
“I go to bed like I used to go to karate.”
“You mentioned earlier sex after lots of boxed wine…”
It’s Sunday Afternoon, do you know where your clit/orgasm/threesome is?
There’s more than one way to straddle a lady. Probably still only one way to skin a cat though. Not sure.
Why have sex when you can read about sex and look at sexy photos? That’s what we thought too.
The definitive answer so we never have to answer again: how the hell do you meet other girls who like girls? BRING OUT YER LESBIANS.
Birds do it, bees do it, even lesbians in trees do it. Let’s do it, let’s make love in the women’s restroom or in the parking lot of someone else’s grandparent’s retirement community
Who doesn’t love sex? Lesbians who have to work in the morning, probably for brunch. No everybody loves lesbian sex. That’s why we’re here right.
You think that’s hard? You know what’s hard? Being a lesbian-sex-machine ten thousand light years ahead of science, culture, society, my family and the law. Waterboarding is also hard, but that’s a bit off topic.
Maybe you want to share your feelings about sex toys and maybe you have a favorite? Well I sure hope so because that’s what we’re doing! We have other things too! LESBIAN SEX LESBIAN SEX LESBIAN SEX!
We are all made of masochistic kittens. Or are we?
Straight women want to do you, naked models in boots, a topless Lilo situation, things that look like vaginas, Sex Blogger Calendar 2011, Suicide Girls horror! Are you still reading this? Did you have sex with a woman this week? You should write about it on the internet so we can link to it next Sunday!
You have many so many feelings! We’ve taken your formspring questions and turned them into a one-off advice column. Someone wanted to know how to make tacos, but Laneia didn’t have an answer for that.
Do you remember your very first time? I think I was drunk, idk. Lesbian sex lesbian sex sex sex sex google lesbian sex. Also Camille Paglia says Lady Gaga is the death of sex, Cybersex in 1999 and heaps more lesbian sex sexytime.
People really do scissor, y’all. And 69’ing? It’s fully a thing. ‘a thing.’ Also; 100 words for/about tribadism, open relationships, and A-cup pride… and a tumblr we really, really, really like.
Can you argue right? We have twelve rules that say you can. No biting!
We’re just looking for a chance to use the term “bossy bottom,” although we didn’t necessarily find it. Also, a video of cute girls dancing in their underwear.
Do you have a girlfriend? That’s fine. I also have a girlfriend. But I think you’re cute, and you think I’m cute, and let’s not waste all this cuteness and attraction just because we both have girlfriends. I’m sorry, did that come off a little harsh? It wasn’t supposed to. It’s just what a conversation might sound like in a world where monogamy wasn’t the norm. Contrary to popular belief, monogamy and fidelity are not one in the same. Take it from two lesbians – real lesbians – who have both been in serious relationships, both open and exclusive, and are still trying to figure out what exactly that means.
Hey are you a girl who likes girls? Do you want those girls to come over and maybe spend the night? Here’s 8 things ANYONE can do to increase their chances of getting some lesbian love!