“OMG ok i just remembered downloading and printing out nudes of LARA CROFT when i was like 11.”
“Della Champagne the gender-yeeting tarantula sounds like a queer icon, tbh.”
Come on in and meet the new kids! Who are actually all adults!
Autostraddle is looking for a dedicated part-time editor devoted to members of the trans community who both read and write for the magazine!
“…Everyone is happy and has regular and satisfying tent sex.”
Nikki Palumbo (UCB, Reductress) and Taylor Ortega (JFL, Disney) host this magazine-turned-comedy show of their queer teen dreams! This month’s issue features the very hunky Mary Beth Barone (Comedy Central), Julia Shiplett (Clusterfest), Jessica Henderson (Glamour Magazine), and Natalie Rotter-Laitman (August Exploration).
It’s Saturn Returned edition #6… new year, new venue! Don’t let January get you down, we’ve got delicious drinks and fantastic folks to keep you energized.
New York offers a variety of queer events, but it can be hard to find a party that starts before 10pm — most of us have work in the morning and need our beauty rest. When you do get out to the party, you typically encounter a gaggle of fresh-faced adorable gays who don’t remember when MTV played music videos. Bless them, but it can be alienating for us more seasoned folks.
This party is for any queer-identified women (and queer-ID’d folks who date us) over the age of 30! That includes lesbian, bi, pan, queer, trans, non-binary, gender expansive, butch, femme, etc and anywhere in between.
“The soft look in Gigi’s eyes in the kitchen scene…I’d give her whatever she wanted.”
Didn’t think I’d ever use the 5 W’s to talk about pussy but here we are.
“IT’S HAPPENING!!! MY THREEWAY POLY PARENTING NIGHTMARE HAS BEGUN AND I AM A L I V E”
As we head into the crisp, fresh beginning of 2020 and a new decade, we want to hear about your queerest, wildest dreams for the future. Deadline for submissions is January 31!
Let 2020 be the year we figure out what we actually need, and let’s scheme and dream about how we’re gonna achieve it.
“On my nightstand: three empty beer bottles, 14 books piled in a stack that’s threatening to turn over in the night and murder me in my sleep, a candle that is supposed to smell like vanilla but is maybe more like candy corn, a matchbook from an Ybor strip club…”
We’ve got huge markdowns all over the Autostraddle store right now and if you’re an A+ member, you are REALLY in luck because you’re getting the biggest markdown this side of Autostraddle!
It’s here and queer and only comes once a year. It’s the annual post-holigays sale!
From houseplants to spice girls to Generation Q, these were the 20 most popular posts of 2019.
You will have a better time hanging out in this Autostraddle open thread than you will hanging out on Twitter today, I promise. It’s science!
We’re pressing pause to rebuild.
CREATIVE PEEPS! Do you like art and happy hour drinks? Girl(friends) is hosting an all female and non-binary art show for New Year’s Day! We are party series called Girl(friends)– it’s a music and friendship meet-up for girls and non-binary people to connect with other girls and non-binary people. Our next party is going to be a New Year’s Day party (Jan 1st). It’s our first year anniversary event at the Friend Bar in Silverlake. We’ll have a Female/non-binary vendor market that opens at 4, live performances from 6-9, then DJ after that.
Event link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girlfriends-new-years-day-pop-up-marketplace-tickets-83486611703
“I made you a sex bench! Now, who’s going to stain it?”