“…is this divine intervention?”
“Look, we all know how the gays feel about their representation…”
I’m not very fussy about my wine, but I am very fussy about my board games.
“I’m growing something in my chest that’s spreading through my bones.”
I pulled these nuggets of little gold from all three hours of Endgame and I cannot wait to re-live them in obsessive, snarky detail with you!
“I have a habit of searching for memories in the future.”
“It looks like a museum for straight white women in here.”
“I’m not emotionally ready for a CRUSH!”
“An ally to whomst?”
I don’t have the kind of life I was ‘expected’ to have. How do I deal with the life I actually have, instead?
“You mean to tell me your regimen is dancing through the opening credits of One Day at a Time?”
The ants are thrilled to be visiting Autostraddle this morning!
“I love every square inch of you.”
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“An incisive and insightful psychological thriller where the relationship between the two female protagonists — a journalist and a murder suspect — is fraught with lies and complicated truths from the very beginning.”
…the word for she/he/it are WRITTEN differently but PRONOUNCED the same.
2019 could already use some good things.
Class of 19-TooDamnRecent.
Legacy of the First Blade is one of the most egregious lesbian storylines I’ve ever seen.