“I’d actually use this, maybe even daily, but I’d absolutely hate knowing it existed somewhere in my kitchen. It’d be like the broom in the closet, but for your cabinets. Like you need it, but it’s always in the way and there’s really no way to conceal it.”
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The Queerly Represent Me database is a great resource for those times when you just want to play a game that confirms people like us are here and we’re real.
Calling your reps, figuring out what kind of shirt you’re wearing, making babies laugh, saving money, a Wonder Woman tiara, and more!
Mark my words: Donald Trump will talk a great game about our “amazing bravery” as he gets to work stealing our healthcare. The man knows how to throw out a red herring, and we all need to be ready for this one.
There’s no day like today to put money back into the community. We’ve got bowties, babelands, books, pet-care, coffee, toys, socks, an abundance of menswear-for-womens-bodies and so many more awesome things sold by lesbian, bisexuals and queers!
“Sometimes mantis people warp onto your ship and murder your crew, and sometimes everything catches on fire, and sometimes this all happens at once, but not every time.”
I’m excited about my future. I’m a little nervous also, but I’m more excited than nervous, because just as the seasons change, our president will as well.
We will take down white supremacy like sulphuric acid on toilet paper.
Let’s all help each other and ourselves this week.
Practically perfect in every way.
Here’s what you do: write “I’m Gay” (or trans or bi or queer or whatever) on a piece of paper and put it inside an Easter Egg for the Easter Egg Hunt. Someone at your family gathering will find it, and it will lead to mass confusion as everyone tries to figure out who the “I” is referring to in the note. Now your Easter party is a Mystery party!
Then I made a friend from suburban, God-fearing Missouri. When she got married this past summer, you can bet that’s where the wedding was. So my first trip to the Heartland had arrived.
A reporter asked Hillary how many calories are in this and she booed him and kept eating. Damn right.
“E.L. Fudge is strictly for children, as no adult can actually eat them with any dignity or hope for their future.”
Sometimes it’s nice to lose yourself in a world where the only thing standing between an imperfect but evolving society and the end of the world is you, and you can actually do something about it. And also get gay married.
Plants in a jar, shopping around for health insurance, building credit, and most importantly voting!!
If witches are a way to tell stories about women and power, vampires are a way to tell stories about women and sex.
Get totally unsettled with this tour of our creepiest places.
A woman is gonna be president so soon! Get the fuck into it! And while you’re at it, vote for these queer and trans women.