Five Perfect Holiday Gifts for the 8,000 Spiders Who Raised You in That Damp Cave
Check out this list so you don’t have to phone it in again this year by getting your 8,000 mothers another handful of flies!
Lists/Top 10s
8 Amazing Books about Queer/Lesbian/Bi/Trans Women with Superpowers
Is it too obvious to say that reading books about queer women with superpowers can be very… empowering?
Lesbian and Bisexual Women of History Who Were Obsessed with Their Dogs, Part 4
We’re back for a barely conceivable fourth installment looking at the big dogs, little dogs and doggy dogs of more lesbian and bisexual women of history who were obsessed with them!
The Top 100 Queer and Trans Women of Color Television Characters in TV History
The television landscape is changing rapidly. Where does that leave lesbian, bisexual, and trans women of color on TV? Where have been, and more importantly — where are we going?
Seven Paddles We Love for Queer Kinky Sex
Want to reward bad behavior but don’t know where to start? These paddles are one possibility.
The 50 Best Queer Sex Toys
Autostraddle’s definitive list of the 50 best sex toys for queer sex.
Autostraddle’s Ultimate Holigay Toolkit
A handy collection of our very best holigay content to help you make it through this special time of year. Good luck out there!
Top 25 Most Egregious Acts of Queerbaiting on TV
“They murdered someone together which was sex. I don’t understand what’s confusing here.”
Every Fiona Apple Song, Ranked by Existential Despair
“Every single verse of this is like getting clocked in the side of the head with a Yankee candle.”
How To Name a Lesbian or Bisexual TV Character
“Start here: Franky. Frankie. Sounds good, right?”
8 Great Books About Queer Monstrous Women
“Books about *monstrous women* of all varieties. Softhearted giantesses, feral shapeshifters, malicious sea creatures, lonely gorgons. Women with the strength of gods, women with fangs and fur, women formed of craggy rock or ice or fire.”
10 Things I’ve Learned in 10 Years of Going to Play Parties
A play party is just like any other party — if it’s a good party, it’s probably a loud party, and if it’s a great party, it ends in an orgasm.
5 Breakfasts to Impress Your Hookup Who Unexpectedly Stayed the Night, Dietary Restrictions and All
If you, like me, have incredibly niche neuroses and intensive caretaker concerns that include providing your hook-up a breakfast to remember (or at least sustain themselves), these five quick, low-maintenance, dietary-specification-inclusive recipes are for you.
Just Five Legendarily Cursed Gems for Your Spooky Season
Here are five gemstones with cursed reputations and dark histories — I’ll leave it up to you to decide how much of a role the stones played in their respective owners’ and wearers’ fates.
10 Horror Movies and What Type of Crush to Watch Them With
It doesn’t really matter what you watch as long as it has a few good scares. But why not bond with your crush over some very pointed queer horror? Here’s a list of ten films to watch this Halloween based specifically on what type of crush is currently haunting you.
Every “L Word” Sex Scene, Ranked
Our TV Team has expertly ranked all 111 sex scenes from legendarily sapphic series, “The L Word.” Which lesbian sex scene will rule them all??
5 Girl-on-Girl Vampire Relationships That Do More for Me than Willow and Tara’s
Five vampire couples who may not be safe to hang around when they’re hungry, but are pretty good girlfriends
10 Low-Key Horror Movies to Watch With Your Sensitive Butch Date
It’s officially October, which means it’s time to break out the horror movies. Here are a few suggestions to win over your summer crush that will be gone by spring.
Gal Pals Without Benefits: Why Does Kissing Your Bestie Get You Killed in Horror Movies?
Using Barbara Creed’s ‘The Monstrous Feminine’ as a guide, I take you on a journey of exploration and analysis across the lethal lesbian kisses of horror history.
8 Lightly Murderous Mythological Ladies to Dress as This Halloween
Why wear just one costume when October lasts an entire month? Halloween is for the queers, own it.