Listen, I love an ensemble drama!
11. For some alone time with the sex bench.
I’m not trying to work up a sweat here, I’m trying to eat a fucking potato.
Here is a definitive ranking of Good and Gather, because I am an expert.
“Every single verse of this is like getting clocked in the side of the head with a Yankee candle.”
(Now including new, fresh rankings from “Fetch the Bolt Cutters”!)
It’s time to stress bake!!!
How Nerdy are you? Where should you live? Are you an introvert or extrovert? What’s your love language?
If you like Sex and the City, watch Girlfriends. If you like Community, watch A Different World. If you like Girls, watch Twenties.
11 poems of varying lengths that you can read to your lesbian lover with that expensive wood wick candle flickering on the bedside table.
No time like the present to build an adorable civilization from the ground up!
Search polyamory and you’ll see the term partnered with words like “sexual revolution” and “on the rise” in several news pieces on the subject. Surely, there’s more to non-monogamy than sex, or the rebellion of joining a fad? What could it take to make being open/ polyamorous/ non-monogamous work? Eleven books and the internet’s idea of a “sexual revolution” bookshelf later, I present to you a list of some major titles relevant to queer women.
Can you be involved in pit bull rescues and be straight? Sure, of course you can. I’m just saying.
Ahhh, the meditative experience of getting incredibly focused on a jigsaw puzzle!
Friend, you deserve some gorgeous dice to roll when you’re storming the castle, arguing with a dragon, or flirting with that drow chick that your DM refuses to rank on a scale of hotness (but you’re confident is an 11).
Being bisexual is lit.
48. identifying what episode of The Nanny it is based on C.C. Babcock’s hair
Vampires and zombies and spaceships and swords and clones and superpowers and ghosts and time-travel, oh my!
I asked our team to share what they read when they have had quite the fuck enough of this absolute shit.
Love to get off on a super sexy cake sitting but get a sympathetic yeast infection almost immediately? These food-shaped sex toys are for you.
Maybe you’ve been separated from your lover because your homophobic society won’t accept your love. If so DM me and I’ll send you 350 movies to watch. But personally I’m sad because sometimes life is just really hard.
There were a lot of very strong albums in the Sad White Girl creative space to vibe with while eating parmesan crisps in bed and watching Bon Appetit videos. Which one defined your 2019? What does it tell us about the year to come?