We’re celebrating Autostraddle’s Fifth Birthday all month long by publishing a bunch of Top Fives. This is one of them!
Alex is a very popular name for lesbians. For example: Alex Vega, co-founder of Autostraddle Dot Com and esteemed dancer; Zoie Palmer‘s girlfriend Alex Lalonde and artist/actress Alexandra Hedisson. It’s even more popular as a fictional name for lesbians however — a fictional Alex exists at the vortex of lesbian films including A Marine Story, It’s In the Water, Breaking the Girls, April’s Shower and Treading Water. Just today on Autostraddle, we posted an amazing personal essay involving a homosexual liasion with a lady named Alex! I wouldn’t be surprised if YOUR NAME IS ALSO ALEX. Is your name Alex? BE HONEST WITH ME.
Top 5 Queer Television Alexes
5a. Alex (Shannyn Sossamon), Mistresses (US)
If you’ve ever wondered, “what would Shannyn Sossamon look like in a sunddress?” this storyline from Mistresses last year is your big chance to find out.
5b. Alex (Anna Torv), Mistresses (UK)
Before there was the US version of Mistresses, there was the UK version of Mistresses. As with most things, the UK edition was way better. This particular Alex was more into plaid than sundresses, however, as I recall.
4. Alex (Brandy Howard), Roomies
I know what you’re thinking — but Alex “isn’t gay,” the “premise of the show” is that “she’s only pretending to be gay” so that she can “shack up with Sam” (another popular lesbian TV character name) under the premise that they’re a “lesbian couple” because they live in this AWESOME lesbian-only apartment building. But I think if you’ve been watching the way Alex watches Sam (played by Julie Goldman), you’ll agree that all you can say about Alex’s orientation is that she’s not gay… yet.
3. Alex Nuñez (Deanna Casaluce), Degrassi
I had real actual feelings about Alex Nuñez and Paige on Degrassi and I really wanted Alex and her hoop earrings and white tank-tops to swoop into my life and bring me danger, intrigue, and tongue-kissing. Also, back in 2004/2005 when this storyline went down, it was still very rare to see this kind of thing happening with girls on a high school show. I think South of Nowhere had just gotten born. But you know, Degrassi always GOES THERE.
2. Alex Kelly (Olivia Wilde), The O.C.
Oh wow remember when Olivia Wilde was a bisexual bartender on The O.C.? I guess it was ten years ago, like Degrassi, which is basically two centuries ago in lesbian television time. There was no Santana or Emily Fields back then — but for like five episodes, we had Alex Kelly and Marissa Cooper, kissing in the rain! We had Marrisa discovering her new confusing feelings! I loved how unapologetic Alex was about her bisexuality, and how she wasn’t a brand-new queer like youngsters usually are on television, like she had an actual ex-girlfriend, too! It was just so great you guys. So great.
1. Alex Vause (Laura Prepon), Orange is the New Black
Look it’s your secret girlfriend Alex Vause. Doesn’t she make you want to smuggle drugs internationally in a weird wig? Like Alex Kelly and Alex Nuñez, Alex Vause has pain and damage underneath her hard exterior, so she might come off a little cold but that’s just because she doesn’t want you to know how much she loves you.
Who’s your favorite Alex?
my favourite fictional character named alex is alex vega.
Oh my god I have to go with Alex Kelly. I had so many queer feelings about her and Marissa in high school, back in those confusing, heady days when I’d never seen ladies kissing before. Oh, the memories.
My friends in high school tried to convince me to watch The OC, and I only gave in once I heard about Alex’s character.
(And now I may or may not own all 4 seasons on DVD, and I may or me not be in the middle of re-watching the series, and may or may not currently be on season 2, smack in the middle of the Marissa/Alex storyline…)
Aaah, I watched a whole, painful season of the O.C. after Marissa and Alex broke up, just hoping for a tiny bit more of queer girlness for my teenself to feast on
MY NAME’S ALEX.
And my favorite is the Vause. Duh.
HI ALEX
^^^^^ Alright, I’ll be honest.
thank you for being honest
oh my GOD how am I a long-time Fringe fan and I never knew that Anna Torv played a lesbian???
Welp there goes the rest of my night.
This is how I feel. I saw the picture and first I was like, WAIT, WHEN WAS OLIVIA DUNHAM QUEER?
Yes girl! Anna Torv’s version of Alex on Mistresses is far superior to the US version IMO. And don’t forget that Anna Torv is going to be playing a lesbian again on Ryan Murphy’s new HBO show. Let us all pray that it doesn’t turn out to be as offensive to lesbians as my mind is telling me it’s going to be with Murphy in charge.
My thoughts exactly, Anna Torv in everything will always be awesome. I’m forced to find out if netflix has UK mistresses now.
I’m so glad to know that I’m not the only one who gets a little flustered whenever Anna Torv is on my teevee.
Also, they have cuts of just the Alex and Jessica storyline on youtube if you don’t feel like watching (or tracking down) the full episodes.
Loved Alex Kelly, definitely the best reason to watch the OC
I may or may not have moderated a Livejournal community dedicated to Marissa and Alex. I also may or may not have been way too old, even back then, to have been doing such a thing. Ahem.
Omg Alex Kelly omg. Revolutionized my little baby gay life. And then when Olivia Wilde played the bisexual Thirteen on House…so good.
Alex Vause gives me funny feelings in my underoos.
I’d totally forgotten about the Alex/Paige storyline from Degrassi and now I love that show all over again!
However, Alex from OITNB….FOREVER please. She’s the best
But what about Alex Mack?! I know I can’t be alone in this…
You’re not. YOU’RE NOT!
So not alone friend! I’m reading this in the library and I knew I would need to sign in to post some Alex Mack related feelings. On a side note – guy at the next desk: mind your business!
OMG YASSS. I was literally thinking the other day that Alex Mack in her backwards cap, sneakers and oversize flannels was probably one of the main reasons I am queer today. FEEELINGS!
This was the earliest Alex I liked, long before I had an inkling that I liked her (or girls) that way. I just thought Alex Mack was cool, with her Chucks and the plaid shirt tied around her waist and her ability to turn into a silver wet pool.
Oh man Alex Nunez, you taught me so many things.
I always loved Alex from Degrassi and not until years later did I realize why I had so many feelings about her, looking back I think she was my first girl crush so she has a special place in my queer heart
Alex Vause. Very confusing because I don’t feel like I’m supposed to like her (and she is problematic sometimes), but I like her. And also, damn she looks good in glasses.
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME RIESE. MARISSA AND ALEX DRIVING IN THE CAR AND LISTENING TO RILO KILEY WAS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING TO ME, A SOLID 4 YEARS BEFORE I EVEN KNEW I WANTED TO KISS A GIRL. PORTIONS FOR FOXES IS STILL A REALLY MEANINGFUL SONG TO ME. THAT IS ALL.
I LOVE YOU VANESSA
MARISSA REALIZING THAT SHE WANTS ALEX TO HOLD HER HAND WHEN THEY ARE FIRST SITTING ON THE COUCH WAS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING TO ME
I don’t even have to think about it. Alex Kelly for all time! I’m an Olivia Wilde lover from way back.
i was so convinced every tv show with queer characters needed an alex that i fully believed alice’s name WAS alex for the first 4 episodes of TLW i streamed at a low volume in my dorm room
I had a huge crush on Alex from Degrassi. I remember staying up super late to watch the show, and sitting in my living room with one hand on the remote and an eye on the door because I knew my mother would have a fit because *lesbians*.
My name is actually Alyx with a “y”. Do I get bonus points for an unconventional spelling?
Also, I had a hopeless crush on Olivia Wilde growing up that I didn’t realise was a crush until I’d come out. I just thought she was really pretty and fascinating and I didn’t understand why everyone else wasn’t constantly obsessed with her every action on-screen!
I would also like to remind people that a very popular lesbian name is Frank(y/ie). See: Franky Doyle from Wentworth and Frankie Alan from Lip Service. (To be honest I prefer the Frank(y/ie)’s to the Alex’s listed above…
And Skins!
Also, in my head, Alex Cabot. Gay until proven otherwise.
omg the gay names article just reminded me this existed! you guys should edit for Alex Danvers 🙂
*cough* ALEX DANVERS *cough*