“I think I took on a lot more of that than I should have because I was already so prone to believe that I was crazy. That’s only half your fault.”

“I sent you a Facebook message about ‘Werewolf Bar Mitzvah’ and that’s really where our romance began.”

“Rather than the ‘Irish goodbye’ where you slip out without telling anyone the ‘lesbian goodbye’ is to have a sort of intense breakup and then continue to sleep in each other’s beds‬.”

“I know what miss most about you. It’s how much I could talk to you.”

“I think it’s a pretty good reason to break up with somebody. Moving and getting knocked up.”

“We basically started dating because of MySpace.”

“Welp, I just came out! And everything sucks! I don’t know how I’m feeling! Let’s have a fight and have sex.”