“I’m going to make a shirt that says Rachel Is Right or maybe Listen to Rachel.”

“Are you familiar with the Jughead Lesbian Style Debacle of 2018.”

“I don’t know who you are but I’ve never believed in anyone’s ability to reach peak mommi more than you”

“Out beyond ideas of likable and unlikable comments there is a field. I’ll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.”

“This is only tangentially related to your question, but I think about the same girl nearly every time I put on mascara.”

“I am so glad I joined A+ (even though it led to me drinking literal vodka water)”

“i wish there were more bloody lesbians in the world so that i never had to get into ridiculous situations like this.”

You’re an outrageous miracle! I am so fucking glad you ate a sandwich!

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