Does anyone actually like The Picture of Dorian Gray?
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Please don’t watch all of these in one day. You’ll die.
These snacks are super unusual and will probably gross you out. But oh, they’re magic.
After some extensive research (i.e. drinking), I’ve come to the conclusion that these are the bourbon whiskies that give you the best bang for your buck. All are under $30 and none are Bulleit, Jack Daniels, or Makers Mark.
So you thought it would be super cute and convenient and special to date your roomie-lover-friend-roommate-teammate-co-worker but now you’re broken up and you can’t get away from each other? Here are some tips to make the whole process easier.
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“To me, it’s always read as “stabbing myself in the eyes with shards of glass,” which come to think of it is a pretty useful emoji.”
I strive for a life in which these emojis are the only ones I ever need.
I’ve been in North Oakland/South Berkeley for over three years and never needed to buy an air conditioner or a good winter coat.
I feel personally wronged and victimized by the lack of sausage frozen pizzas currently available to me.
These ladies have a standing invitation to the smoke circle of my heart.
The criminal justice system in the United States is a fucked up institution that is every kind of -ist you can think of. Lots of people are working to fight it.
Some were more fruitful than others.
“I still love it like a person. I miss it every damn day. I carry around photos of it on my phone because I never want to forget how much it changed my life. I owe it that.”
It’s helpful to know which fake cheeses are so delicious you can eat them straight out of the box, and which are merely bright orange globs of gelatinous sawdust that even the dog won’t touch.
“Her dog is super cool, though. You think you might still be sleeping with her because her dog is so goshdarn awesome.”
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