Let 2020 be the year we figure out what we actually need, and let’s scheme and dream about how we’re gonna achieve it.
“On my nightstand: three empty beer bottles, 14 books piled in a stack that’s threatening to turn over in the night and murder me in my sleep, a candle that is supposed to smell like vanilla but is maybe more like candy corn, a matchbook from an Ybor strip club…”
We’ve got huge markdowns all over the Autostraddle store right now and if you’re an A+ member, you are REALLY in luck because you’re getting the biggest markdown this side of Autostraddle!
It’s here and queer and only comes once a year. It’s the annual post-holigays sale!
From houseplants to spice girls to Generation Q, these were the 20 most popular posts of 2019.
You will have a better time hanging out in this Autostraddle open thread than you will hanging out on Twitter today, I promise. It’s science!
We’re pressing pause to rebuild.
CREATIVE PEEPS! Do you like art and happy hour drinks? Girl(friends) is hosting an all female and non-binary art show for New Year’s Day! We are party series called Girl(friends)– it’s a music and friendship meet-up for girls and non-binary people to connect with other girls and non-binary people. Our next party is going to be a New Year’s Day party (Jan 1st). It’s our first year anniversary event at the Friend Bar in Silverlake. We’ll have a Female/non-binary vendor market that opens at 4, live performances from 6-9, then DJ after that.
Event link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/girlfriends-new-years-day-pop-up-marketplace-tickets-83486611703
“I made you a sex bench! Now, who’s going to stain it?”
I just want a gay utopia, okay?
Good queer memes will make you smile and laugh and cry and accept the mortifying ordeal of being known.
“I, for one, would like to know what became of Sounder 2.”
Stay up late with Teatotaller and catch the triumphant return of The L Word: Generation Q this Sunday!
Doors at 9:30pm, Show starts at 10pm
“It’s ok…I’m sure Dawn would’ve won if this were a mud-wrestling competition.”
“Think of me as your friendly Autostraddle Store Elf, guiding you through the kickass new merch we’ve added to store so you can support your favorite website and find that bone deep gift giving satisfaction.”
“What if I told you the overprocessing was coming from inside the house?”
Nikki Palumbo (UCB, Reductress) and Taylor Ortega (JFL, Disney) host this magazine-turned-comedy show of their queer teen dreams! This month’s issue features the very funny and heart-throbby Ana Fabrega (Los Espookys), Julia Shiplett (Clusterfest), Glo Butler (Glo in the City), Caitlin Reese (Women In Comedy Festival), and Chris Shurr (YasFest).
Transgiving party for chosen family and friends. Music, poetry, dance, community organizing. Vegan feast provided. All ages.
Can I just say – how is it the end of November…again?
Here’s a brief glimpse into the deepest materialistic desires of Team Autostraddle – these are all the things we want besides a very long nap!