Welcome to Home Alone for the Holigays, where our writers welcome you to spend the day with them virtually, and live-tweet one of their favorite holiday films, with the hope that it will make us all feel a little less alone this year.
“Thyme goes by so slowly, and thyme can do so much.”
Let’s be here together, apart — the safest way to show community care this year.
“What I would most like is to sleep in a glass coffin in a secluded forest dale doted on by chirping woodland creatures until the butch of my dreams comes to wake me with a kiss in roughly mid-2021, but excepting that, I will take these things.”
“My girlfriend has been calling me the Christmas Switch for a year now.”
“So the woman who kills Terminators in her spare time is afraid to tell her parents she’s dating Kristen Stewart?”
Listen, sometimes we all enjoy gay male mermaids.
“I rate this article 69/69!”
“I never expected to hear anyone describe the ‘Thong Song’ as healing! I’m delighted!”
“She had me at ‘OI! DEAD BOYFRIEND! IT’S OVER, MATE!'”
“As a thick butch, I love this thick butch content!”
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“I can confirm that it turns up when you search for lesbians on Netflix, but it does not turn up when you shout ‘LESBIANS!’ at your Roku remote.”
“I too have attracted more quality human beings since I came out. Also quality cats and dogs but I am not sure it’s related.”
“‘Tank Girl’ prepared me for living in queer punk houses & having no running water. Lori Petty forever.”
“Lesbian tennis elbow is real…and not just for tennis enthusiasts.”
“Technically bi cause Chris Hemsworth exists but basically gay”
“Three seasons of watching Niecy Nash in those jumpsuits on ‘Claws,’ I feel like I willed this into existence.”
We’re very serious gay professionals.
“The world needs an all-queer band of string players called Homosexually Charged Violins now more than ever.”
You, our community, raised $118,000 for Autostraddle, for independent queer media, for our vision and goals for the future. And we want to celebrate YOU!