I made these awards for you with my fingertips. Actually you guys are the funny ones, so I guess you made your own awards.
Emily Choo takes over the comment awards like Google takes over your life. Except Google doesn’t give you an award that makes you feel all shiny and gay inside. (or maybe that’s next?)
More comment awards full of love and hilarity. And dirty, dirty bisexuals.
Comment award time! Get ready to laugh and cry at this week’s funny business and stories about sex ed.
That time of the week. So much better than that time of the month.
Hey did you hear that Lady Gaga is thinking about possibly considering maybe ordering the chicken over the fish? No? Because I did! And guess what: ignoring this bullshit is the best possible way I can do my job.
Not to be confused with the French version: the week of a penis. No one here wants that week.
Hello. Have you done your duty as a gay person and molested your obligatory 117 people yet? Don’t worry, we’re offering a special deal where you can cash in your comment award and have that number reduced by 10 people. Just like the games at Chuck E. Cheese! We’re just here to help.
This week’s comment awards is chock full of Mean Girls quotes, tender-loving moments, random shit, and of course, a lot of laughs. LOLs you might say.
Do you have tons of free time and no need for money? Want to lose friends, sleep and possibly your mind? You should work for Autostraddle! Here’s how you can live the dream.
Yes, another week has passed. They’re really flying by aren’t they? At least you guys are super funny!
Yeah, I know every week is special, but come on!
Do you want to be crowned ‘Queer of the Year’? Montreal is looking for you! Enter the Queer of the Year contest and you have a chance to win an all-expenses paid trip to Montreal during Pride Week (August 9-16) and also to be named ‘Queer of the Year’ which sounds really exciting and all-encompassing. […]
Freedom smells just like barbecue! Share all your homo-holiday feelings with us today!
Be proud of your comment! This is a cheesy theme for comment awards! Are you even reading this excerpt right now?
Do you love gerunds? There’s a a song for that.
Does anyone even know why we are remembering the Alamo? I don’t. You know what we should remember, though? That time Autostraddle went down. We should also remember all your comments.
Hello, are you coming to our party? Please do. We think these comments mean you’re all funny and it would be nice to be drunk in your presence, probs. Do you like my hat? Goodbye.
JK! We couldn’t narrow it down to 10 because there was too much intelligence and humor in the air this week. Intelligence and humor and humidity. Are you suffocating and dreaming tender dreams about air-conditioned houses? I know I am.
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