Remember that time that post took forever and then we made that other post that was really awesome and you were like whatever. Yeah well WHATEVER
“If you guys start to ignore SEO or churn out bullshit titles, I’m going to go into your post and fix it and I don’t have good grammar. In other words I will motherfuck your post.”
Really hope I get a fingerbox for Christmas.
You people are really funny, you know. I had like a million browser tabs open earlier. COMMENT AWARDS FOR ALL
Last Christmas, your Grandma gave you her heart. And the very next day, you forgot about it because you were so drunk.
this is why we don’t have/publish nice things.
“I think I have too many feelings to participate.”
This intern needs an intern to write her excerpts.
There’s a party in my bedroom all night long.
Buy stuff. Buy stuff for your friends. Buy stuff for yourself. Buy stuff for us. Buy stuff.
You’re beautiful no matter what they say.
Disclaimer: nothing on Autostraddle is written by Joss Whedon. Feel free to be really, really mad about that but don’t expect a comment award.
“The entire day was pretty much a game show of Obama vs. My Mama.”
You got feelings? Join the club. Take a seat. Extra mashed potatoes for everyone.
“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just much to stand up to our friends. I therefore award ten points to Mr Neville Longbottom.”
I kissed a girl and I liked it and way later, I showed up on a website called “People of Public Transport.”
Last week was International Meet an Autostraddler Week. I want to put your meet-up pictures on the internet. Look, there are pictures of people I met in this post. You should send me your pictures. It’ll be a thing.
The OUT 100 debuts — what straight girl will make the cover? How hot is Rachel Maddow in her photo exactly – is she ‘Rachel Maddow in Iraq’ hot? Amos Mac! Chely Wright! Katie Miller! Wow. So much more. I mean you’ve just got to see this. Bang-able.
EXCERPTS ARE HARD WHEN YOU’RE TIRED. Just come get your awards and sit down.
Get your cutest v-neck and your game face — it’s time to meet every queer girl in your city who reads Autostraddle and isn’t agoraphobic. A week of celebrations!