How To Keep A Girl For Ten Years: To Shack Up or Not To Shack Up?
Entering into the world of monogamy and dare I say, cohabitation is a terrifying new frontier and it’s arguably much safer to stay put in the safe confines of twin beds and roomies.
Dear Queer Diary: Looking For Love In All The Write Places
A rollicking retrospective of my journaling life as a crush monster.
You Need Help: Vulvas Taste Like Vulvas
If you’re nervous you won’t like vulva taste, this post is for you.
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Wants To Bite You
This week on NSFW Sunday: lighting your bedroom, biting in bed, air sex and more.
Moving Beyond “Lesbian Bed Death” And Bridging The Libido Gap
Is it a libido gap? Or is it a sign that a major relationship change is in order?
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Rabbit Habit
Though this iconic toy is just as famous for its mixed reviews as it is for its cameo role on Sex and the City, our anonymous reviewer found a very happy ending to her love story with the Rabbit Habit.
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Keep Your Bed Warm
This week on NSFW Sunday: embracing sexual pleasure, embracing the fact that sex is pretty funny sometimes, hot correct grammar and more.
Body as a Second Language: Navigating Queer Girl Culture on the Autism Spectrum
“For me, reading and speaking body language is like communicating in any foreign language — I concentrate hard, stumble, and make embarrassing errors. Turns out other queer autistic people have this problem too.”
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Is Wearing Lacy Lingerie
This week on NSFW Sunday: monster porn, post-orgasm secrets, buying a bed as a queer poly triad, figuring out how to sleep in that bed via video game and more.
How To Keep A Girl For 10 Years: She’s So High Above Me
On some level, we have all felt unworthy of something or someone at some point. Starting from the moment we step foot into any social structure or begin consuming Western media, we connect what or who we are able to achieve to how good we look.
8 Chapstick Combos Guaranteed To Make Making Out Even Better
I think I have something you can do that will be fun, tasty and get you hella made out with. It involves flavored chapstick. I have your full attention now, right?
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Keep You Coming, Keep You Going
This week on NSFW Sunday: weird sex laws, orgasms and your brain, and more.
Couple.me App Is Co-Dependent, Also Wonderful: The Giant Group Review
“This would be a great time to merge an app review with how adorable everyone is with their perfect humans because everyone who works here is a total critter.”
Holigay Gift Guide 2013: Choosing the Perfect Vibrator
Whether you’re looking for your first vibrator or your latest, this guide can help!
How To Keep A Girl For 10 Years: My Top Five Most Ridiculous Arguments And You
Throughout the years, my girlfriend and I have mastered the ancient art of “when to hold ’em and when to fold ’em” popularized by Kenny Rogers, though it took many years of bickering over truly absurd and frivolous matters to get here.
Marriage Isn’t A Coupon You Have to Redeem
“Marriage is like a chlorinated community pool that we now get access to. I think that people forget that queers have been swimming in the ocean the whole time.”
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Just Wants To Be The Girl You Lick
This week on NSFW Sunday: year-end relationship reviews, the Internet is still for porn, decorating for the holidays by putting sex toys everywhere and more.
How To Keep A Girl For Ten Years: Taking the Plunge into Pet Parenthood
The connection you develop with your pet will help define your sense of humanity better than most human relationships you have or ever will experience.
How to Marry A Musician in Ten Easy Steps
A step-by-step guide to hook-line-and-sink a musician.
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Define Sex However She Wants
This week on NSFW Sunday: science refutes slut shaming, trying Cosmo sex tips with your girlfriend, the attractiveness of vegetables, turning your sexts into short films and more.