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In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is the torso of a white person wearing the Roslyn bodysuit harness, which is made out of white lace and has an O-ring on the pelvis. Beside the person, there is the b.cush, a vulva-shaped piece of purple silicone with two bumps running down the center.

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The Roslyn Bodysuit Harness and the B.Cush Made Me Feel Hot and Horny

The background is black. On the far right, there is the chin and upper toro of a Black woman wearing a short-sleeved, white collared shirt. She clasps her hands in prayer.

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I Still Pray After I Masturbate

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a lavender background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of the Eroscillator Top Deluxe Vibrator, which has a long, ribbed, purple and silver handle, a slim "neck," and a rounded, purple tip.

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The Eroscillator Top Deluxe Vibrator Is the MILF of the Sex Toy World

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a teal background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a black neoprene thigh harness with two Velcro straps. White text on the bottom of the harness reads, "Sportsheets."

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I Railed My Partner With a Neoprene Thigh Harness While Tribbing Fast Enough to Start a Fire

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is a long, hollow pink dildo with ridges around the shaft and tentacles extending off the base.

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I Laid an Alien Egg Inside My Girlfriend With the G’lorp, So I Can Officially Say I’ve Tried It All

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a lavender background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of the Le Wand XO, a black, curved vibrator. The insertable portion has a bulbous end, and the external stimulation portion has ridges. The handle is silver with buttons down the middle.

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The Le Wand XO Is Chic, Elegant, and Capable of Blasting Your Bits Into Bits

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a light blue background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of the Iroha Plus Tori, a dark red, teardrop-shaped sex toy with a convex side and a concave side. The concave side has small ridges.

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The Iroha Plus Tori Looks Less Like A Sex Toy and More Like a Woodland Grub (But It Still Got Me Off)

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of Her Ultimate Pleasure, a purple sex toy with a dildo-shaped portion on one end and a clear, plastic cone around a small, pink tongue on the other end.

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“Her Ultimate Pleasure” Turned Me Into a Bratty Bottom

The background is black. Green slime drips down from the top and sides of the image. On the right, there is a black and white image of a white woman with shoulder-length, curly, dark hair wearing a white button-up shirt. Her eyes are wide and she's holding up her hands. To her left, there is one large, cartoon pink tongue and a smaller cartoon pink tongue.

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Queer Sex Horror Stories: The Tale of Two Tongues

a collage featuring soulless rows of diverse women working at vintage computers and answering corded phones, as well as a computer screen being broken by an office chair. in large font on top of a wripped shred of paper read the words "Fuck You."

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Anonymous Job Confession: My New Corporate Job Is Better Paid and Easier Than Any Job I’ve Ever Had

a collage on a bright red background. the collage has a rotting, sliced apple on it, an old-fashioned classroom transparency projector, rusting scissors, a chewed pencil, a pile of old files, scribbles on a chalk board, a ruler, and the screaming face of a white man in black and white

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Anonymous Job Confession: My Boss Was an Egotistical, Predatory Dictator

a collage with a red background bringing together elements of an Ameican flag, two broken cell phones, a weeping Mary statue, a United States representative (you cannot identify her) leaning grumpily in front of a podium dressed in blue, the White House, a house of cards, and Rosary beads

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Anonymous Job Confession: A “Progressive” Non-profit Turns Out To Be Less So

a collage in tones of red, black and beige with office supplies, a broken keyboard, a person wearing a shirt made of computer keyboard keys sipping a straw from a cup full of them with a monitor for a head, a hot pot of coffee pouring down onto old school computer programming paper and leaving a stain, a catholic Mary's heart, a stapler, and a nightmarish looking excel spreadsheet

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Anonymous Job Confession: A Hot Barista and Nightmare Spreadsheets

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a lavender background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a circular, teal sex toy with a gold plastic center.

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When There Simply Isn’t a Face for You to Sit On, the Ora 3 Will Definitely Do

a collage of rusty vintage office supplies, various excerpts from documents, thorns, and a vintage photo of a woman screaming on the phone as well as a vintage confessional screen, all intones of manila, black and red

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Anonymous Job Confession: 7 Jobs I’ve Held for Less Than a Month

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a teal background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a pink piece of plastic shaped like a slide with a black bow on top. Waves are visible around the plastic.

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The WaterSlyde Aquatic Stimulator Will Never, Ever Compare to My First Love — a Pool Jet

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a periwinkle silicone sex toy with a long hand and a slight curve at the top with a small opening for suction.

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If My Clit Were Lost in the Woods, the Aer Would Still Find It

Against a lavender background, on the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a white person in a white crop top wearing black latex underwear against a pink background.

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Lorals Latex Underwear Gave Me Minimal Pleasure and Maximal Wedgies

Feature image for sex diary shows the title "Sex Diary" on top of a black and white image of a giant black and white crashing wave

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A+ Sex Diary: So This Is What It’s Like To Live With Your Girlfriend

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a blue background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a pink and orange square-shaped box that reads: "Foria Melts with CBD - Intimacy - 200mg CBD - 4 suppositories."

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I Tried Foria’s CBD Intimacy Melts and Achieved My Size Queen Dreams

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a blue background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of the Lovers Joy Stick Thruster, a purple thrusting vibrator with a bulbous insertable portion and a flat, vulva-shaped external portion.

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I Got Absolutely Jackhammered by the Lovers Joy Stick Thruster and It Was Fine, I Guess?

A white, curvy person is lying in bed on beige sheets. Only their toros and thighs are visible. They're wearing a cream-colored crocheted top and cream-colored underwear. Their hands rest on their abdomen. They wear a silver ring on the middle finger of their right hand.

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How Masturbation Helped Me Accept Myself as an Intersex Lesbian

The words "Sex Diary" float in white over a background of choppy water, which is also in black and white

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A+ Sex Diary: Crushing and Fantasizing; Sex Becomes About Escape

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of black fabric restraints attached to long, black straps.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System

In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hair styles whispering to each other against a lavender background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of the Fun Factory Share Lite, a teal, double-ended dildo with a bulbous end and a long shaft.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Share Lite

In the bottom right corner, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hair styles whispering to reach other against a teal background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a lavender sex toy with a white point on the end.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Lovense Hyphy

Against a lavender background, there is a drawn image of two people whispering to each other in the bottom right corner. A speech bubble is in the upper left corner. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of the Snail Vibe, a purple vibrator with a short swirling end and a long swirling end.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Snail Vibe

Against a lavender background, there is a drawn image of two women with 1950s hairstyles. One woman whispers in the other's ear. A speech bubble appears to her left. Inside the speech bubble, there is a teal, silicone, claw-shaped sex toy with ridges. It has a plastic handle with white and red buttons.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Manta

Against a teal background, there is a drawn image of two people whispering to each other in the bottom right corner. A speech bubble is in the upper left corner. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a bright pink vibrator with a gold handle and a bulbous insertable end.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Sundaze

Against a pink background, there is a drawn image of two women with 1950s hairstyles appear in the bottom right corner. One is whispering to the other, and a thought bubble appears above her head. Inside the thought bubble, there is an image of a hand holding a small, magenta vibrator, which is shaped a bit like a computer mouse.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Pom

A drawn image of two women in 1950's hairstyles whisper to each other against a blue background. In a thought bubble, there is an image of a black dildo attached to a suction cup base.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Thrust & Go

A stylized illustration of two 50s-era-styled white women whispering to each other; a bubble above their heads shows they're talking about the Kegelbells set.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Vagina Gym’s Kegelbell

An illustration of two 50's-styled women whispering to each other; a bubble above their heads shows they're talking about the Love Hamma, a vibrator shaped like a realistic hammer with a hammer head on one end and a slightly curved shaft on the other where a hammer's handle would be.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Love Hamma Thrusting Vibrator

A stylized illustration of two 50's-styled white women whispering into each other's ears; a speech bubble above their heads contains a photo of a hot pink rabbit-style thrusting toy

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Shameless Slim Player Thrusting Vibrator

Two illustrated people whispering to one another; above their heads a speech bubble shows A photo of the Osé 2, a light gray toy with a large, bulbous round end that includes a suction area for air pressure and a curved arm looping back around and above it for internal stimulation.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Osé 2

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Cal Exotics Hidden Pleasure Bullet

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Baci

Two illustrated women whispering to each other; above their heads is a speech bubble containing an image of a black silicone dildo.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Fun Factory’s Magnum Dildo

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The WeVibe Touch

A black and white illustration of two white women in 50's garb whispering to each other; above their heads, a speech bubble contains an image of a bright orange star-shaped silicone vibrator.

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Starsi Vibrator

Three stainless steel butt plugs sure are just hanging out on a white backdrop with illustrated peaches and leaves surrounding them!

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Njoy Pure Plug

Two women whispering to each other; a speech bubble above their heads features a teal silicone dildo

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Fun Factory’s Limba Flex Dildo

Two illustrated white women in 1950s garb whisper to each other; a speech bubble above their heads shows an image of a two-toned pink vibrator with a curved suction tip

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Unbound’s Puff Suction Vibe

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The CRAVE Duet Pro Build-A-Vibe Experience

An illustration of two 50's-era styled women whispering to each other; a speech bubble contains the Cookie Vibrator, a pink three-pronged silicone vibrator

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Cookie Vibrator

palm power extreme

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Palm Power Extreme

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Quarantine Sex Diary: Am I Horny? Am I Bored? Am I Crying? Yes

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Sona 2 Cruise

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The We-Vibe Wand

fun factory's be one vibrator

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Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Fun Factory’s Be-One Vibrator

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