What’s up cutie pot pies!
Shelli here with a new column from me and the crew at Autostraddle! We are trying to quench your social media thirst and cover all queer corners of the internet. Christina has IG covered on #NoFilter, and now I am here to get you all hot and bothered in under 45 seconds with the help of TikTok.
For those of you who aren’t familiar with TikTok, FYP means “For You Page” it’s the hashtag that many creators use to try and get featured and where the more popular videos are found. I have curated my FYP so that every time I open the app it will be very queer, full of thirst traps, and very Black. So now every week I’ll be sharing with you the TikToks that I am double-tapping in the dark at 3:27 AM. And I can promise you I’m only double-tapping the screen — most of the time.
It’s the looks at the end for me.
I will climb you like a tree and then beg you to disrespect me.
R.I.P to the rings I’ve left at girls houses but also welcome to the ones that were left here that I’ve added to my collection.
Honestly, I didn’t hear a word she said but that smile and tiny ass T-shirt are my favorite parts of this TikTok.
Let’s all talk about how scary this is when it happens!
I just want to talk to all the women Cin got back in the day with this smooth shit.
Listen listen the sound said I HAD to even tho I didn’t have a red light. I’m SO SORRY
Shelli, you in danger girl.
The end when my eyes are on beat is my fav
IT’S A DAY TRIP!
Lol I just —-
Do you want it? You’re DYING for it!
Don’t fucking play with me, I’ll pick you up from the airport and drown your ass in the backseat.
FMP: TikTok Crush of The Week
I’m gonna let you figure out what FMP means but in the meantime….
See you next week for more!