What’s up cutie pot pies!
Shelli here with a new column from me and the crew at Autostraddle! We are trying to quench your social media thirst and cover all queer corners of the internet. Christina has IG covered on #NoFilter, and now I am here to get you all hot and bothered in under 45 seconds with the help of TikTok.
For those of you who aren’t familiar with TikTok, FYP means “For You Page” it’s the hashtag that many creators use to try and get featured and where the more popular videos are found. I have curated my FYP so that every time I open the app it will be very queer, full of thirst traps, and very Black. So now every week I’ll be sharing with you the TikToks that I am double-tapping in the dark at 3:27 AM. And I can promise you I’m only double-tapping the screen — most of the time.
tale as old as tiiime 😭 #wlw #lesbiantiktok #wlwtiktok #lgbt #alttiktok
It’s the looks at the end for me.
That’s almost disrespectful 🥴 #fyp #lesbians #lgbtq #lgbt #gay #gaypride #notaperfectperson #couplethings
I will climb you like a tree and then beg you to disrespect me.
#fyp #foryou #lgbt #lesbian #wlw #queer #lesbiantiktok #iwishyouweregay
R.I.P to the rings I’ve left at girls houses but also welcome to the ones that were left here that I’ve added to my collection.
My social anxiety won’t allow me to have impromptu convos sometimes 🤦🏾♀️ #fyp #introvert
Honestly, I didn’t hear a word she said but that smile and tiny ass T-shirt are my favorite parts of this TikTok.
It be like that sometimes 😂 in all honesty tho, it’s great to have that connection ❤️ #fyp #foryourpage
Let’s all talk about how scary this is when it happens!
Twisted#oldschool🏳️🌈 #lesbianpride👩❤️👩 #rockwithme🏳️🌈 #luvthisvibe🔥🔥🔥 #over50andfabulous🏳️🌈♥️
I just want to talk to all the women Cin got back in the day with this smooth shit.
Listen listen the sound said I HAD to even tho I didn’t have a red light. I’m SO SORRY
Shelli, you in danger girl.
The end when my eyes are on beat is my fav
IT’S A DAY TRIP!
I still love them💙😭 #citygirls #yvette #ratchet #lgbt #lesbiantiktok #studsoftiktok #lgbt #trending
Lol I just —-
Do you want it? You’re DYING for it!
I Swear! Because tiktok deleted my other one! #ptpom #fyp #NHLFaceOff
Don’t fucking play with me, I’ll pick you up from the airport and drown your ass in the backseat.
FMP: TikTok Crush of The Week
I’m gonna let you figure out what FMP means but in the meantime….
Tell me you’re a flirt without telling me you are a flirt…😉💗#fyp#lesbian#wlw#lesbiantiktok#trend#baddie#flirt#canada#single#valentine#stem#gay#yes
See you next week for more!
Old dykes on Tiktok give me so much life, wow
Oh, Shelli, you keep me young.
Y e s.
EVERYONE IS A TOTALLY HOTTY
I know, where can I find hotties like this locally to uh be gal pals with.
Has anyone figured out what FMP means?
is it “f*ck my p*ssy” 😝
:TAPS FINGER TO NOSE: DING DING DING!
I thought that was what it was but didn’t know if it would be inappropriate to suggest it haha
Is i for my page for FMP. Or maybe it is as Trench of Naughty By Nature said, “The last P, well, that’s not that simple. It’s sort of like, well another way to call a cat a kitten It’s five little letters that are missing here.”
I assumed at first that FYP is just another kind of WAP content (but with a more inclusive “P”, hopefully). But hey, I also thought ftw was said as “fuck the what”, as in “fuck the what, man, that’s so cool” which makes very little sense, so who knows.
Truly delightful, thanks Shelli!
yay i love thissss
Welp this article is what finally did it; I downloaded tiktok.
It’s a treasure trove out there. Thank you for your service with this round-up, can’t wait for the next installment!
Thank you AS for your continued coverage of things that the young people are doing that I don’t understand. And thank you Shelli for an excellent intro to TikTok
I’m so excited this is going to be a regular column!! Thank you Shelli!!!! 😍✨🌈