Satellite of Love: Queer Horoscopes for August 2017
“This month, we get to say no and yes. No to toxic relationship patterns and deeply internalized self-hatred. Yes to sweetness, hotness, surprise, reciprocity, and insight.”
“This month, we get to say no and yes. No to toxic relationship patterns and deeply internalized self-hatred. Yes to sweetness, hotness, surprise, reciprocity, and insight.”
Everyone is happy, just for a minute.
Where did you go on your summer vacation? These queers went all over the place and everyone is very cute (but you already knew that). Your latest community gallery is here!
I won a bet with Mitch McConnell and now he’s gotta pay up.
Atomic Blonde is a stunning, queer action romp dressed in killer coats.
“god forbid I delete that flirty note I drafted in 2014 to the hot babe from Alaska with the sexy tattoos inviting them to come visit me on my queer commune in rural Southern Oregon if they so pleased, you know?”
These are stories of trans people who have served or are serving in the US military; their experiences range from the positive to the deeply traumatic and everywhere in between.
Girl Scouts, Jinkx Monsoon, Bisexual Doctor Who, and nude lesbian rappers! Happy Sunday Funday!
How to grow out your pubic hair, consider the assless panty, clean your sex toys, prevent summer UTIs, learn what your astrological sign says about what you’re like to date or dump, and more.
This week I got in bed with my kitten, Sam, proving to everyone that I can, in fact, get even more gay (how?!). We talk allergies and food and depression and losing a pet and we also watch Sam play and eat her treats. It is peak internet.
It’s time for a little Earp family history lesson, kids.
“Work is keeping you busy?” “No, I’ve been busy going on dates!”
Plus: Queen Sugar has a “perfect man” problem, and Maggie’s best ever episode of Younger.
What if maybe everything’s okay? Or we decide that it could be? Get in here and discuss.
It’s been A Week! Get in here and laugh with me.
Is there a German word for happy songs that feel like a wrecking ball to your serotonin levels?
This is who we are. This is who I am. And if you think you can stop me, you need to think again. ‘Cause I am a feeling, and I won’t ever end. I won’t let you hurt my planet and I won’t let you hurt my friends.
Masculine of center people are often left out of conversations about skincare, but we all deserve to feel good and comfortable in our skin.
“Some people don’t like how many queer characters or NPCs are in our campaign, or when either of the women on the show talk too much. Anyone feminine in our society is still expected to be quiet, subservient, and apologetic. Of course I’m not going to make myself or my character more palatable for anyone else’ sake.”
There are characters with different racial backgrounds, characters with disabilities, characters with a variety of body types and sexual orientations. It doesn’t seem forced or unnecessary; it feels totally natural, like a reflection of the world around us.