It is my absolute favorite time of the year! Have you watched a scary movie yet? Have you read Horror Is So Gay: Part V pieces yet? Have you PUT UP YOUR HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS? My cat decided to terrorize me at approximately midnight on October 1, and at first I thought he was just punishing me for leaving him alone for a day, but then I thought: Hey, maybe he just takes after his mother and loves Halloween and is determined to celebrate it (by biting his mother’s toes while she sleeps) the second it’s October. He was raised by Halloween Lesbians, after all.
Quiz: Which Lesbian Halloween Decoration Are You?
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I think the quiz is broken and only taking the first question into account
Happy with getting Crow! Tis true that I’m in a queer birding group lol
This is a useful way to lay out the problem. Keeping the initial version simple is good advice and rarely followed. That is a reasonable place to stop for a first pass. Timothy Green
This is the exact energy I needed today! My apartment is already covered in tiny pumpkins and ghost garlands, so I need to go take this quiz immediately. Shigaku Roblox
Haha, my cat does the exact same thing the moment October starts! Running to take this quiz immediately—hoping my vibe matches an oversized flannel-wearing skeleton. Dicevaders Guide
The toe-biting cat on October 1st is way too relatable! Running to take this quiz immediately, my apartment is already fully covered in spooky decor. RetroSpace
Halloween lesbians truly are the backbone of October! Running to take this quiz right now, fingers crossed I get something appropriately dramatic and spooky. Deskrawl Guide
My cat does the exact same thing every October 1st—it’s like pets have an internal spooky radar! Can’t wait to take this quiz and see which piece of decor matches my vibe. Batomon Showdown Guide