Sorry, can’t talk, too busy WATCHING TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA IN THEATERS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. But I did make you this quiz as a fun little nod to the film’s in-universe franchise full of sequels riffing on real-life slasher sequels. I need to own decorative VHS clamshells of every single one of them.
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Camp Miasma 3D! Heading to the gas station to pick up a copy ASAP.
My fear was “the future” so I got Miasma 3000? Make that make sense . . . unless, like an overly inventive slasher, this quiz is designed to torture me?
Picking the best Gillian Anderson role was so hard.
Got “The Medic” vibe straight away, which honestly checks out with my daily life. Treating camp drama is one thing, but if you actually have healthcare qualifications and want to relocate somewhere sunny, it’s worth checking out how to apply for a nursing position in Limassol. Perfect quick read for a break!