Can you speak the language of the manatees? Do you hold hands when you fall asleep, sea-otter-style? Or are you a little penguin, bustling across the ice with your briefcase? (Also I am not really a science person so I hope that I got things as right as they needed to be for a quiz, we will see!)
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Yeeessss! Manateeeee!!!
I was really worried I had blown it by selecting the virtue of having literally no enemies, on the assumption the manatees are aligned with their lord and mistress, notorious enemy-haver, J Schecter
that’s the thing is that manatees have so few enemies that they aren’t even enemies with jenny schecter
I can’t believe cheddar bay biscuits weren’t an option for red lobster what the hell who made this quiz
I’m a manatee! As a librarian i love that i could pick “the job you already have except if they paid you well”