The Basics




Winchester, UK

About Me

About Me

Skimmed milk, about 1/8 spoon of sugar (aka “just the tip”)

Check All That Apply






Looking For

Queer Friends on the Internet

Relationship Status

Civil Unionized


Good vocabulary



Are You Out To Your....

Member(s) of Immediate Family, Members(s) of Extended Family, Close Friends, All Friends, School/Work, Everybody

What I Like

Favorite Movies

Anything directed by John Waters, anything with trashy girl-on-girl violence, anything French with nudity for no reason, any old Arnie/Stallone/JCVD mindless action flick from the 80s but only after 11.30pm, any Studio Ghibli, Indiana Jones, Kill Bill vol I, Spaghetti Westerns, Sinbad films or anything with Ray Harryhausen stop-motion animation, NO romcoms except Four Weddings, any lesbian film but only when I am angry and need to vent about how shit they all are. I am very bored of superheroes.

My dream is for the revival of the tongue-in-cheek adventure romance genre, but with lesbians. Imagine a lesbian remake of Romancing the Stone! You would watch that. I’d say Jewel of the Nile too, but I rewatched that last X-Mas and woah, it’s about 99% casual racism.

Favorite Documentaries

Any Louis Theroux, Nick Broomfield, anything featuring amazing/creepy kids with precocious skills e.g. Spellbound, Double-Time.

Favorite TV Shows

Current: The Good Wife, Lost Girl (so trashy, but so addictive), The Returned, Great British Bake-Off

Past: BSG, This Life, ‘Allo ‘Allo (best sitcom ever).

Favorite Music

Girl bands, girl groups, The Lovely Eggs

Favorite Sandwich

Sandwiches confuse me

Favorite Thing to Autostraddle

A duvet.

Favorite Thing on

All the things not written by the really young people, who make me feel old.