Are you out here running away with the spoon, or are you the kind of dyke who loves to share your wool? Maybe you’re a cozy gay, happy to sleep on the sofa despite the proverbial sheep being out in the meadow. Or perhaps you’re a little bit like Mary and her little lamb, except the little lamb is your little dog. Or maybe you’re Jack Be Nimble, being nimble and athletic. Let’s find out today, once and for all, which nursery rhyme inadvertently became the blueprint for your personality.

Which Nursery Rhyme Is Your Gay Personality?

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