FYP: Closure Is Not Real — Have Fun {Redacted} Your Ex ‘Tho!

Happy Wednesday my Little Lavender Menaces!

Time for FYP — my weekly round-up of Tik-Tok queerness that either taught me something, made me laugh, or turned me on. Let’s jump in!!!


@_briannalasean

Say I’m lying?!

♬ original sound – Bri La’Sean

HELLO SOMEBODY?!?!


@frvrfridayy

Hi 👋🏼 #fyp #foryourpage #gay #lesbian #lgbt #lesbiansoftiktok #lesbians #xyzbca #mtl #masc #trending #studsoftiktok #fem #stem #mystyle #viral

♬ original sound – Vs

I hate that this worked on me.


@nahitsnick

Daddy or nah? 👀🏳️‍🌈 #lesbiansoftiktok #fyp #foryou @thakeyz2020

♬ original sound – Nick Flores 🔌❤️‍🔥

Okay but where do y’all stand on the issue?


@kingkakes

Married 15 yrs today & we both forgot 🤣 #happyanniversary #pridemonth

♬ original sound – KingKakes

Not her looking at the baby for help!


@selyna.brillare

♬ original sound – Selyna.brillare

“Don’t look at me Mistah!”


@ayanamartinez

This just fun to do 🤣👌🏼 #foryou #foru #lgbtq #vanessa #MyColoredHair

♬ BLACKOUT. Thekatiebradshaw – KATIE ♡︎

A VERSION OF “IN THE HEIGHTS” THAT I WOULD HAVE VERY FEW COMPLAINTS WITH!


@lilbrooklyndike718

#stitch with @sui_sauce Dnt judge me judge ya father 🤷🏾‍♂️😎🤣 #babiejackson #fy #lilbrooklyndike #studsoftiktok #lesbiansoftiktok #nojokes

♬ original sound – BabieJackson51

Listen, I have said several times in this very column that slutting out studs is my fav thing to do.


@diamondnicolej_official

Cougar love ❤️💋💯💕😂😂😂😂

♬ original sound – DiamondNicole.J

I’m trying to be this kinda out and proud at the family picnic.


@boopsauce

#ColorCustomizer

♬ original sound – emm.

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


@mariamethystt

I know I’m not the only one 🥲

♬ SZAS VERSE KISS ME MORE – ✨ SZA FANPAGE ✨

Once and for all — closure is not real and you all need to accept it.


@___janai__

Thanks momma 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️ #fypシ #gay #lesbiana #lgbtq #lesbiansoftiktok #pride2021🏳️‍🌈

♬ original sound – Teresa Yolundra Smith

Me with my niece and nephews.


@dalenaflows

Uh huh. Okay 😮‍💨🥀 #PrimeDayDealsDance #TubiTaughtMe #lesbian #lgbtq #pride #spiritual

♬ Pop Smoke – Creature – Movies1o1

Willkommen, Bienvenue — or whatever Liza says.


FMP: TikTok Crush of The Week

@chelseavinson35

But make it ✨black & thick✨ #bikini #masclesbians #lesbian #CompleteMyLook #melanin #pride

♬ original sound – hunters wife💕🤍

I would like to propose please – EXPEDITIOUSLY!


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Shelli Nicole

Shelli Nicole is a Detroit-raised, Chicago-based writer. Her work has appeared in Bustle, HelloGiggles & Marie Claire. She is terrified of mermaids and teenagers equally.

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4 Comments

  1. I do still call my dad daddy, even though I’m a full 30 years old. So, it’s a no for me.

    I died at, “unh unh brand new bitch here… and I’d do it again!” Sometimes it’s like that though.

    Thanks Shelli, a fun Wednesday, as always!

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