Cereal! We apparently have so many opinions about it that we have made multiple lists dedicated entirely to cereal, such as: 47 Breakfast Cereals, Ranked By Lesbianism; Cereal Mascots, Ranked by Lesbianism; and My 13 Ideas For Movies Starring Cereal Mascots. The Autostraddle archives are full of riches and wonders, and you should really explore them. But for now, you can take this quiz! Which queer cereal mascot are you! Find out!

Which Queer Cereal Mascot Are You?

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