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Exhausted By Dating Apps? Try Throwing Your Phone Into the Sea

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I Survived! 10 Tips From an Ex-Lesbian Influencer

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7 New Lesbian Sex Positions To Try That Are Just Scissoring

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Riese April 1, 2024 2 Comments
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How To Write and Then Delete and Then Rewrite and Then Delete a Text to Your Ex-Girlfriend

Whether you’re trying to send a simple “hey,” the classic “I miss what we had,” or just trying to get back that DVD box set of a season of your favorite television show, this is your one-stop shop for how to write…and then delete…and then rewrite…and then delete a text to your ex-girlfriend.

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5 Trans-Affirming Surgeries I Only Want After Watching 90s Winona Ryder Movies

I’m not sure big boobs would feel right for me, but have you seen Winona Ryder in that black bra in Boys? I’d love to have cleavage like that.

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2024 1 Comment
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8 Eye Creams To Get 21-Year-Olds To Stop Calling You a Queer Elder

The cute girl at the dyke bar asks you “who’s Bette?” Time to pack it up, go home, and apply this eye cream.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2024 4 Comments
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Famous Pop Star Comes Out as Gay and Also as a Cryptid Wearing a Human Suit

“We totally called the gay thing,” Kelly Jones, one of Famous Pop Star’s fans, said after the news broke. “The cryptid thing, not so much.”

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2024 2 Comments
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5 Sexual Moves That Will Have Her Asking, “Shane?”

Did you come out later in life? Are you looking for a little extra confidence as you wade into the elder millennial dating scene? Shane is here to help.

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Why Harper in ‘Happiest Season’ Wasn’t Toxic

None of us were at our most generous during December 2020.

Harper Caldwell April 1, 2024 9 Comments
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Queer History Lesson: Every Member of the Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band Was Bisexual

It’s more important than ever that we pay tribute to these bisexual animatronics and their queer legacies.

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Comedy

6 Reasons Your Girlfriend Didn’t Come Home Last Night That Aren’t “She’s Cheating On You”

So your girlfriend didn’t come home last night, but that doesn’t mean she cheated on you! It might just mean that she’s a time traveler.

Riese April 1, 2024 4 Comments
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6 Problems I Have Because I’m a Capricorn (And Definitely Not Because of My Relationship with My Parents)

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Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2024 1 Comment
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I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2024 1 Comment
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8 Things That Are Trans Culture Because I Like Them and So Do Two of My Friends

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Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2024 2 Comments
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Riese April 1, 2024 1 Comment
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