I feel I should preface this quiz by saying I am quite alright! I mean as alright as any living person can be these days! The quiz’s theme, though, is not a realistic reflection of my general vibe at the moment; I just like to contemplate sadness because I’m, well, a gay writer. So this quiz is meant to lift you up not let you sink further into despair! Sometimes melancholy is quite funny in my opinion! Let us all lean into our sapphic sorrow.