I hope you had a lovely Valentine’s Day full of love, romance, and care, whatever that looks like for you. This quiz does not have that energy. This quiz has anti-Valentine’s Day energy. You can get the warm and fuzzies somewhere else! Here, we’re leaning into feral lesbian dating ideas not for the faint of heart.

What Unhinged Lesbian Date Should You Go On?

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