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Sex Toys

Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Mason

The Mason is long long long. Did I mention that it’s long?

Guest May 7, 2014 7 Comments
Society + Culture

Also.Also.Also Dolly Parton Wants You to Tweet about Nigeria and Other Stories We Missed This Week

Three important media campaigns, two exciting films, one heartbreaking report on the status of female prisoners, and much more.

Leo May 7, 2014 4 Comments
Astrology, Tarot & Witchcraft

Fool’s Journey: Tarot School Is In Session

Wherever you’re at, let’s make some cool tarot shit happen.

Beth May 7, 2014 76 Comments
Geekery

Notes From A Queer Engineer: Can Inanimate Objects Be Sexist?

What can virtual reality, automotive safety standards, and anatomy textbooks tell us about the way sexism works in 2014?

Laura Mandanas May 7, 2014 19 Comments
Lesbian Sex

16 Food-Related Euphemisms For “Female Masturbation”

Sometimes a peach is not really a peach.

Ryan Yates May 6, 2014 21 Comments
Health

Emily Letts’ Decision to Film Her Abortion is Brave, Informative, Important

Emily Letts filmed her own abortion to debunk myths and misconceptions about the procedure. In the process she made something completely beautiful.

Lizz May 6, 2014 49 Comments
TV News & Trailers

VIDEO: Relive Your Favorite Scenes with “Orange is the New Black” Cast

Check out your favorite OITNB cast members talk about the complexity of their characters, the fun they had on set, and the relationships they fostered with the other actors.

Yvonne May 6, 2014 5 Comments
Movie Reviews

Movie Review: “Submerge,” The Lesbian Porn Film Turned Bondage Drama

A university student feels pressure to be perfect but finds refuge in the Australian fetish scene.

Hansen May 6, 2014 2 Comments
Food and Drink

Drinking Outside the Box: 7 Box Wines Fit For Grownups

Life is too short to drink shitty wine, so here’s a list of seven wines that come in a box and are totally delicious.

Varina May 6, 2014 14 Comments
Geekery

The New Comic “Lucky & Scary” Features an Adorable Queer Couple

I’m just an absolute sucker for a cute queer romance between two ladies, and so when I found out about the new comic Lucky and Scary I was tickled pink. Here we have the Tale as Old as Time: a cute blonde femme with a penchant for dressing like Sailor Moon meets a “very gender neutral chick” with a sweet leather jacket.

Mey May 6, 2014 4 Comments
TV Show Recaps

Orphan Black Episode 203 Recap: Mingling Its Own Nature With It

While Sarah seems extremely comfortable roughing it up and peeing in the woods, Felix equates camping with being homeless in the country. Obviously he’s never been to A-Camp.

Chelsea May 6, 2014 11 Comments
Politics + Activism

Cecily McMillan’s Conviction Provides Helpful Primer on How the Criminal Justice System Is Totally F*cked

Much about this case is confusing, but one thing is clear: the stories that our culture tells itself about violence, justice, and women were ultimately more convincing to the jury than the actual evidence.

Rachel May 5, 2014 28 Comments
TV News & Trailers

More Fodder For Your Samira Wiley Fantasies is Coming with OITNB’s Season 3

Orange is the New Black will be back for a third season!

Yvonne May 5, 2014 6 Comments
Health

This Thing Bigger Than Us: Sexuality, Religion and Wellness

No matter the hate we have faced, we can reclaim our spirituality in a world where many people would call us sinners.

Dani May 5, 2014 81 Comments
Food Lists

25 Ways To Get Broccoli All Up In Your Business

Broccoli: a divisive vegetable, but I hope you’re on the side of thinking it’s seriously delicious.

Hansen May 5, 2014 18 Comments
Gender

Girls’ Happiness Plummets Circa Age 11, Says New Study and also a Billion Older Studies

But let’s not blame technology.

Riese May 5, 2014 40 Comments
Movie Reviews

I Tried Not to Have Feelings at Sundance London; These Three Movies Made Me Fail

The film festival was not as gay as hoped, and it turns out I’m still not cynical enough to not cry when ladyqueers say “I do.”

Fikri May 5, 2014 7 Comments
Queer Fashion

Style is Style: Captivating Tomboy Floral Spring Inspiration

Climbing out of the grips of the polar vortex, it can be hard to find inspiration for warmer weather. I’ve been combing various media outlets and settled on a few pick to share with y’all!

Lydia O May 5, 2014 11 Comments
Society + Culture

Brittney Griner, Gabourey Sibide, and Cara Delevingne Have The Perfect Pet Name for You This Sunday Funday

We’re getting ready for a really gay mother’s day with a tiny-ass deer. Don’t miss it!

Carmen May 4, 2014 8 Comments
NSFW Sunday

NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Just Wants To Take You By The Hand and Take You Anywhere

It’s National Masturbation Month! Also so many reasons to masturbate, so many reasons to have sex, lies people need to stop perpetuating about sex and more.

Ryan Yates May 4, 2014 17 Comments
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