Carlytron
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2009 Autostraddle Televisionary Awards: Lesbians’ Choice
Carlytron compiles an EPIC 2009 television wrap-up wherein she gives absurd awards to your favorite shows and characters.
The Week Clowns, Mouth-Tears, Dinosaurs and Shy Ronnie Made Hilarious TV History
Our beloved shows march off into the lonely winter months with jokes! Recaps of Gossip Girl, Modern Family, 30 Rock, the Office, Ugly Betty, FlashForward, Parks and Recreation, and Saturday Night Live.
Glee Mini-Recap: Episode 112 – Mattress
This week on Glee people draw mustaches on photos, Will finally realizes his own wife isn’t now — nor has ever been — pregnant, and Carlytron finally manages to enjoy this show again.
Glee Recap – Episode 109: Wheels
Carlytron wants to be happy that Glee is back on but is conflicted because this episode isn’t very good. Luckily, this show has a cute gay named Kurt and the Lynch (who can do no wrong) to pull it out of the gutter and keep our spirits alive amongst bad plot devices and worse writing.
The Week TV Got Out of Control: Aliens, Lesbians, Suicides, Housewives, Oh My!
We are clearly in November sweeps, because TV is just OOC right now. Get the skinny on Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, V, Grey’s Anatomy, Tabatha’s Salon Takeover, all of the Real Housewives, Parks and Recreation, SNL and more!
Carly’s Team Pick
Apple/tech/design nerds rejoice! Someone has graciously uploaded a segment of Gary Hustwit’s (Helvetica) new doc Objectified. Which segment? Apple Chief Designer (and total dreamboat, which coming from me is really saying something) Jonathan Ive talking about Apple industrial design. Totally awesome.
Carly’s Team Pick
There is a Dr. Horrible prequel comic book coming out on November 18th. DR. HORRIBLE PREQUEL COMIC!!
The Week The World Discovered the Awesomeness of Gay Halloween
On this week’s televisionary, Carlytron accidentally takes some nice pills and is temporarily less snarky than normal. Journey with us as we delve into the gay Halloweens and implausible storylines of the Office, Parks and Recreation, Ugly Betty, Community, Gossip Girl, FlashForward, and Grey’s Anatomy.
The Week Lesbian Pre-Sweeps Action Surprised Me … In a Good Way
This week everyone on tv was kissing someone of the same sex. That’s so… gay! It’s Televisionary time, featuring 30 Rock, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Gossip Girl, Grey’s Anatomy, Eastwick, Flash Forward, and more!
Glee Recap – Episode 108: Mash-Up
This week on Glee, Will raps twice, the same things that usually happen continue to happen, everyone speaks in metaphors, The Lynch wears a zoot suit, and Carlytron cries a thousand mashed-up tears.
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