AF+ Mini Crossword Is Spinning Off
Wheeee!!!!!!
AF+ Crossword Is Into Homo-Phones
See what we did there?
I Don’t Wanna Promote My Friend’s Bad Art
Your friend’s art is not great, but they keep asking you to share it on social. Also, a reader is feeling a little too embodied after having a baby.
AF+ Mini Crossword Is Checking if Mercury Is in Retrograde
Surely it must be, right?!
AF+ Mini Crossword Has Brunch Plans
Settle a debate for us: Is it still brunch if it happens before 10am, or is that just breakfast?
AF+ Crossword Is Making Bad Decisions
But who among us has not been there?!
Why Can’t I Share a King Bed With My Ex?
It’s truly platonic, but your new girlfriend has some thoughts! Also, we share ideas for psychosexual power plays, just casually.
Mini Crossword Has a Book Recommendation
Particularly if you are into romance and/or ice hockey.
AF+ Mini Crossword Will Make You Pancakes
Maybe even the Orange Cream kind if you ask nicely.
AF+ Full-Size (!!) Crossword Has Arrived
If you’ve been solving these puzzles and thinking, “Gee, I wish they were bigger,” then this is your lucky day!
Can I Lie To My Mom About My Girlfriend’s Age?
Is it weird to lie about your girlfriend’s age? And then sidebar: how do we all feel about straight people having ‘girlfriends’?
AF+ Mini Crossword Is Curating a Wedding Playlist
What is the queer equivalent of the “Cha Cha Slide”??
AF+ Mini Crossword Has a Point
You’ll just have to solve the puzzle to find out what it is!
AF+ Crossword Is Obviously a Villain
Evil mastermind cruciverbalist seeks word-loving wicked henchpeople.
I’m Monogamous, They’re Polyamorous, Can We Make It Work?
You don’t want to lose them or change them, but you sure do wish you could make them be monogamous! Also: advice on breaking the rejection cycle.
AF+ Mini Crossword Can Maneuver a Subaru With the Best of Them
Vroom vroom!
I’m F*cking a Married Couple Ten Years Older Than Me
“He, too, seems incredibly boring, though he is ten years my senior, a point in his favor. Another point: his wife is dark haired, fat, and blue eyed, thirteen years older than me. I like the way her pink mouth draws my attention in all her photos. “
AF+ Mini Crossword Is a Gay Pirate
Arrrrrrr(en’t we all though, really?)
AF+ Crossword is Well-Seasoned
This puzzle is off the Scoville scale!
I Want My Girlfriend To Quit Acting and Get a Job
Are you the asshole for asking your girlfriend to give up her acting dreams and get a real job? Also, we help a reader decide if it’s time to break up.