The Autostraddle Insider: Issue 41, November/December 2017
” is “Let’s Make Cheese Boards and Never Leave the House Again” a title
or is it a tweet”
” is “Let’s Make Cheese Boards and Never Leave the House Again” a title
or is it a tweet”
Riese got in bed with me to help compile as many gift ideas & party thoughts as humanly possible, and everyone is welcome in advance. PS: My mother-in-law bought me these socks.
There was a time before time, in the yawning abyss of darkness and starfire that is the infinite and ever-expanding universe — a time before any of us had had lesbian sex. Most of us thought about it, though, or tried to imagine how it would work! We were not always correct.
“Out beyond ideas of likable and unlikable comments there is a field. I’ll meet you there. When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.”
“There were all these fairy lights and we drank and were drunk and everything felt warm and easy.”
Last week we got in bed together and talked about how life changes all the time forever, and how we are expected to actually just *handle* that?!
YOU’RE GAY HAHAHAHA I KNEW IT
I can’t think of sixth grade without thinking of Iah. She was the friend I could never quite believe I had: smart, outspoken, well-liked across all social groups. Naturally, I always wondered what became of her.
Imagine my delight when the answer turned out to be “gay rabbi in Ohio.”
Steph Beatriz got in bed with me last week… and I was super cool about it. Do you REALLY need to ask any further questions before you dive immediately into this episode?!
You’re really gonna wanna see this video Heather made us while on painkillers after taking apart her Roomba to see if she could put her Roomba back together.
We got in bed and talked about break ups! How to heal your heart, how to trust again, & how to get your shit back from your ex! Also, Jenny invented a new sport called “Flumeball.” ENJOY.
Underwear! We all wear it. Or you know, most of us do. For more than that, you’ll have to read this roundtable.
We talked about all-thing-Coming-Out last week to celebrate National Coming Out Day! I gave lots of advice, had a wrestling match with my tripod, and went on a full-blown rant in discussing a mom who didn’t want her kid to come out because of how that might reflect on her parenting skills. A GREAT TIME HAD BY ALL.
We got in bed and we BROUGHT OUR BOOKS! Just kidding (although I did bring one), but we *did* talk about graduate programs, GSAs, queer theory, Catholic universities, and all things school. Woot woot!
“a new column called The Thrifty Tomboy and i talk about costco for 1,200 words
per day”
Tegan Quin got in bed with me last week and we talked about cats, activism, La Croix, coming out, racquetball, and sooooo much more. My cat Sam even licked her arm at one point. It was great.
“I’m a Scorpio, this is kind of what we… do.”
We got in bed! You asked me questions! I answered them! Sam was there! IT WAS GREAT!
“This is only tangentially related to your question, but I think about the same girl nearly every time I put on mascara.”
“guys do you think i’ll ever have sex in a penthouse with floor to ceiling windows and a view
like while i’m still young enough to be bendy”