Interview With My Ex-Girlfriend: Meg
“I think I took on a lot more of that than I should have because I was already so prone to believe that I was crazy. That’s only half your fault.”
“I think I took on a lot more of that than I should have because I was already so prone to believe that I was crazy. That’s only half your fault.”
I went all the way to New York to get in bed with Gabby Rivera last week, and we talked all about body image, summertime feelings, and America Chavez. It RULED.
“You totally had me freaked out. You must have been acting kind of weird that night and for a while before. Because when you were like ‘There’s something I need to tell you,’ I thought you were dying. I had no clue.”
btw we have some bonus Lesbian Kens in this post for you
In which the whole team gets together to answer your pressing questions on topics including being never kissed, living in the suburbs, fashion tips for a trans woman with Cerebral Palsy, getting back into the dating game, starting a freelance career and so much more!
“i wish there were more bloody lesbians in the world so that i never had to get into ridiculous situations like this.”
“I sent you a Facebook message about ‘Werewolf Bar Mitzvah’ and that’s really where our romance began.”
This week we talked about all-things-PRIDE, including what to do if you run into an ex, wearing flags as capes, DIY Prides, and hyyyyydraaating youuuuurselllllffffff. I also shouted about wanting to cosplay Wonder Woman.
This week on an AMA-version of #GIBWK, I gave advice about heartbreak, feeling good about sex, how to date, and oh-so-much-more, plus Jenny and I lost our entire minds during a discussion of Wonder Woman. FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK.
“WHY IMMEDIATELY FISTING”
May is Masturbation Month! Here’s how the AS staff does it, featuring first time stories, all the weird places we’ve masturbated, how we feel about that and more.
“Something about our conversations just makes me want to take off my underwear. And by ‘something’ I mean ‘everything.'”
Jasika Nicole got in bed with me last week and helped me give advice on longterm relationships! We talked communication, couples therapy, and that way that your gf sighs and says it doesn’t mean anything but YOU KNOW IT MEANS SOMETHING, UGH.
“i feel like one of the best parts of getting older is learning new and surprising things about yourself, like how hot older slytherin women are”
Gaby Dunn got in bed with me last week! She helped me give advice, told me all about her new book, and shared the story of the first girl she made out with in high school WHICH GOT ME FEELING A LOT OF THINGS. Also featuring Jenny Owen Youngs as bed-gargoyle.
Brittani Nichols, world-renowned heartthrob, joined me in bed last week! We talked about Suicide Kale, Take My Wife, and I horrified Brittani with ghost stories and tales of oil pulling! Woo!
This week we talked all about making friends, losing friends, coming out to friends, and even the television show F•R•I•E•N•D•S! Jenny joins to sing the theme song and inadvertently suffers the shame of realizing that she might have something in common with Ross…
NOT TWEE NORDIC LESBIANS
Mara Wilson got in bed with me, and we talked metal health, the emotional memory of elephants, sandwiches, bisexuality, and Trunchbull’s stance on the LGBTQ community. Yup.
You’re an outrageous miracle! I am so fucking glad you ate a sandwich!