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Kristen

Kristen

Kristen is a girl of many hats which include blogger, Vancouverite, Martha Stewart and hoarder. She has a penchant for all things nutty, pickled, wooden and/or turquoise. Ultimate goal: rank higher than KStew in the Kristen + Autostraddle Google Search competition. Although she is successful at wooing friends and lady-friends alike with her OkCupid profile writing abilities, she is semi-uncomfortable talking about herself in third person blurb form.

June 10, 2013

Find Yourself a Wing Ma'am

This not-so-dating app helps you find your community and maybe even a girlfriend.

June 10, 2013

Team Pick: Happy Anniversary To Canada's First Gay Couple To Get Legally Married!

Kristen’s Team Pick. Two Canucks got married on June 10th and a decade later they’re still together in the world they changed for the better.

June 10, 2013

Ode to My Pantry: Pan Pals

Treat your friends right and they won’t rebel.

June 03, 2013

Ode to My Pack Sack: Coffee

If you make a better cup of coffee, you can stay conscious enough to learn how to make a better cup of coffee.

Ode to My Pack Sack: Marshmallows

The only Camping Wisdom I have acquired is that rocky riverbeds make terrible beds and chopping wood’s hard. Oh, and marshmallows need to be toasted and consumed in large quantities.

May 23, 2013

Make A Garden Thing: Twig Plant Markers

If one of your plants dies on you, why not recycle it as a warning to others?

Ode to My Pantry: Daikonura!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you daikon, make your own holiday!

Ode to My Pantry: Oil

When it comes to Liquids that Cook Your Food, which one should you choose?

Team Pick: Hyperbole and a Half is Backish!

Kristen’s Team Pick. And I’m not even exaggerating.

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May 06, 2013

Ode to My Pantry: French Toast

TIme to turn your refrigerator stragglers into brunch! Because every day is a good day for French toast.

April 29, 2013

Ode to My Pantry: Cook Your Cupboard

How do you cook dinner when you can’t figure out which ingredients you have? NPR and their readers are here to solve your Eater’s Block along with Nigella Lawson!

April 24, 2013

Home Sweet Homo: Meet Your Landlord

If you figure out which flavour of Shitty Landlord is cashing your rent cheques, you might survive long enough to renew your lease!

April 22, 2013

Ode to My Pantry: Soy Foods

I bet you have soy feelings. Why not let them out in limerick form for Soypreciation Month?

April 17, 2013

We Won Another Thing! New Zealand Passes Same-Sex Marriage!

Who knew that April 2013 would be such a game changer for marriage equality? Louisa Wall, that’s who!

April 15, 2013

Ode to My Pantry: Eggs Benny

Heat up your poachin’ pan and get your Hollandaise arm ready!

April 10, 2013

France Wins A Thing: Gay Marriage for All for Real!

France gets gay married! And French Autostraddlers were there through it all!

April 08, 2013

RIP MSN Messenger

When someone saw you through puberty, coming out and university, you have to pay your respects. Goodbye dear friend.

April 08, 2013

Ode to My Pantry: Vinegar

What goes best with fries? Why vinegar and limericks of course!

April 03, 2013

A Few Anti-Gay Apples Ruin the Bunch in Manitoba, Help Make the Case for Bill 18

In Winnipeg it proves difficult for restauranteurs and citizens to thrive when homophobia is the only thing being dished out. But hopefully Bill 18 can change that.

April 01, 2013

Ode to My Pantry: Easter Eggs

Or more accurately, Easter egg leftovers.

March 29, 2013

Get Unplugged: How To Survive In A World Temporarily Without Internet Access

If you can’t go on a date without checking your phone four times for Facebook and Twitter updates, you may want to try cold turkey for a bit.

March 25, 2013

Ode to My Pantry: Smoke

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. And also delicious.

March 18, 2013

Ode to My Pantry: Maple Everything

I’m Canadian. You knew this was coming.

March 12, 2013

Cacti For All: Don't Let a Black Thumb of Death Get You Down

Can’t keep a plant alive to save your life? Try a cactus! Still too much commitment? Learn how to grow a fake one!

March 12, 2013

Make a Thing: Scrabble Tote

Nothing says, “I Like You” like knocking off a board game.

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