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Sapphic Romance Books To Give Your Heart a Spring Refresh

After what felt like the longest winter ever, it’s finally spring. It feels like the year shouldn’t start in January, but in April, when things are starting to come alive. The weather is warming up, the grass is a little greener, and things are being born after the dark cold. There is something so refreshing about the springtime — it’s the perfect time to sit outside with a new book. If you’re looking for something that evokes spring, whether literally or figuratively, this list of YA and Adult Romance has you covered.


The Last Love Song by Kalie Holford

The Last Love Song by Kalie Holford

Mia is on the precipice of major changes. With high school ending and her best friend/sort-of girlfriend Britt leaving, she turns to the only thing that can fix it: songwriting. Britt is trying to encourage Mia to live her dreams and leave their small town, but Mia simply couldn’t. Not just because it means too much to her, but because she doesn’t want to be like her late country star mother Tori Rose, who abandoned Mia and her grandmothers in pursuit of music. But then she starts getting letters addressed to her from her dead mom, she starts to learn a lot more about who Tori Rose really was. But with Britt’s departure looming over her, Mia has to move fast. Is she going to fulfill her destiny?


Late Bloomer by Mazey Eddings

Late Bloomer by Mazey Eddings

Winning the lottery is ruining Opal Devlin’s life. While she was finally able to quit her dead-end job, she has lost track of the amount of people who keep showing up with a kind word and an open palm. So she does the only thing she can to escape: puts most of her winnings into a failing flower farm in Asheville, North Carolina, where she’ll also kickstart her painting business. But when she gets there, she finds Pepper Smith, the gorgeous thorn in her side who claims to be the rightful owner of the farm. The two women agree to cohabitate, and soon, the flowers aren’t the only thing blooming.


The Girl Next Door by Cecilia Vinesse

The Girl Next Door by Cecilia Vinesse

Cleo has her whole senior year planned like a film script. But then her boyfriend Daniel dumps her for Kiki, the school’s head cheerleader, which was definitely a major plot twist Cleo didn’t see coming. Then the plot thickens — not only did Daniel dump her for Kiki, Kiki dumped her girlfriend Marianne for Daniel. The same Marianne who just happens to be her next-door neighbor…and former best friend. That’s when they create a new scene: They write a fake dating plot sure to throw all the characters further into chaos. But any good filmmaker knows that fake dating eventually turns into real dating. Is Cleo ready for that?


Peaches and Cream by Georgia Beers

Peaches and Cream by Georgia Beers

Adley Purcell has dreamed of owning Get the Scoop ice cream shop since she was a kid. And now that she does, she is constantly worried that it will go under. That feeling only gets worse when she finds out that national chain Sweet Heaven is opening up mere blocks from her shop. Her dreams are melting faster than an ice cream cone on a warm spring day. Enter Sabrina James, the woman sent to set up Sweet Heaven and then be on to the next. When the two women meet, they have no idea that they’re about to go together like rainbow sprinkles on a vanilla ice cream cone.


Every Time You Hear That Song by Jenna Voris

Every Time You Hear That Song by Jenna Voris

Apparently this spring is all about country music. Darren is an aspiring music journalist and a huge fan of country music star Decklee Cassel, who is as famous for her music as she is for her partnership with songwriter Mickenlee Hooper. Mickenlee disappeared at the height of the duo’s careers, never to be seen or heard from again. And now that Decklee died, her time capsule is creating buzz. When it’s found empty, Darren knows that she will break the story and find the real time capsule and get the reward, even if she has to pair up with her coworker Kendall. Told in dual POVs, we also get to know more about Decklee and Mickenlee’s partnership, in music and in life. Could Decklee give it all up for love?


Finally Fitz by Marisa Kanter

Finally Fitz by Marisa Kanter

Ava, aka Fitz, is killing it. She’s created a platform to showcase her love for sustainable fashion and upcycling, maintained a 4.0 GPA, and has a solid relationship with her girlfriend Danica. When Danica breaks up with her before she goes off to college, she claims Fitz is more concerned with her brand than she is with her relationship, which hurts big time. Desperate to win Dani back and prove herself, Fitz finds herself crossing paths with her childhood best friend Levi, who she hasn’t seen since elementary school. Levi is dealing with his own heartbreak, and so Fitz comes up with the perfect plan: she helps him create a fake relationship online that is sure to make his person jealous, and he acts like her boyfriend in front of Dani to make her jealous. But like they always do, fake feelings become real, and Fitz has to decide what feels right for her.


Astrid Parker Doesn’t Fail by Ashley Herring Blake

Astrid Parker Doesn’t Fail by Ashley Herring Blake

The second of Blake’s Bright Falls trilogy, Astrid Parker has mostly been known as the uptight member of the group. After her engagement ends, Astrid needs a win to prove that she’s not a total disaster. And she thinks she’s got it when given the opportunities to redesign the Everwood Inn on a popular HGTV show. But just when she thinks she’s got it made, in steps Jordan Everwood, the owner’s contractor granddaughter who isn’t so keen on Astrid’s proposed changes. When the show’s host suggests that Astrid and Jordan work together, sparks fly, but they’re not always good ones. Each woman has to learn a lot about compromise, and also themselves.


The No-Girlfriend Rule by Christen Randall

The No-Girlfriend Rule by Christen Randall

Hollis isn’t really trying to rock the boat on senior year. She has anxiety, thank you very much. She also has a boyfriend she really likes. Chris is a good guy, and their relationship works for them. In an effort to get closer to him, she wants to learn his favorite role play game, Secrets & Sorcery. But he has a “no girlfriends at the table” rule, so she has to learn somewhere else. Thankfully, she finds an all-girl group to play S&S with, and begins to really find herself. She also finds Aini Amin-Shaw, who’s character develops a crush on Hollis’ character. Can that crush translate off the game table?


Sizzle Reel by Carlyn Greenwald

Sizzle Reel by Carlyn Greenwald

Luna Roth is too busy trying to make her career as a director of photography to worry about what it means to come out as bisexual at 24. But things change when she meets A-list actress Valeria Sullivan at the talent management office where she works. Valeria is getting ready to direct her first feature, and Luna is hoping to get a PA gig on the set. Plus, Valeria is gay af, and Luna decides that she’ll be the perfect person to take her virginity. Soon, feelings start getting in the way, and Luna worries that her career will be over before it even starts.


I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston

I Kissed Shara Wheeler by Casey McQuiston

McQuiston’s YA debut not only opens with action, but also takes place in spring, just before the end of the school year. Shara Wheeler, the most popular girl in school, goes missing, but not before she kisses Chloe Green, her biggest academic rival. Chloe is determined to find Shara, but she realizes that she can’t do it alone. Quickly, she finds out that she’s not the only one who’s been receiving Shara’s cryptic notes — she’s also been leaving them for her boyfriend Smith, and her neighbor Rory. The three couldn’t be more different, but as they are forced together to find Shara, they realize that maybe they’re not that different.


D’Vaughn and Kris Plan a Wedding by Chencia C. Higgins

D'Vaughn and Kris Plan a Wedding by Chencia C. Higgins

There’s something about a wedding that screams spring, right? This book has several of my favorite things: a wedding, a reality wedding show, and the fake dating trope. D’Vaughn and Kris are getting married in six weeks thanks to the show Instant I Do. Each woman has different reasons for participating: Kris is an influencer who thinks this show will benefit her brand, and D’Vaughn thinks this is a solid way to come out to her family. Boy is it. From the very beginning, it’s not hard for the women to fake their chemistry; it isn’t really fake. But as they get through the show, they realize that starting their relationship on TV may not be the best choice. Or is it?


What romance novels have your heart pumping this season?

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How Do I Learn To Trust Again After My Two-Month Situationship Ended Abruptly?

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I’m a cis queer woman in my mid-twenties, and I’m mourning yet another 2-3 month-long relationship that ended unexpectedly, and this time it’s messing with me in the way the others haven’t.

To keep the background of it all short, before this I’d been single for about 4.5 years. Around the start of COVID, I realized I really needed to work on my relationship with relationships, so I committed to therapy and eventually started SSRIs. All of this has been super helpful, and about a year after moving to a new city, I decided to start dating again, but nothing stuck until this most recent person. We went on a first date, but a few days afterward, she reached out to tell me she had a lot going on and didn’t have the capacity for a relationship. I was initially upset but wanted to be friends, because we got along well, and we spent a few months developing a friendship I was really happy with. Then she confessed feelings, and I did the same, and we decided to try dating out to see where things went.

For two months, we’d started doing the stereotypical couply things: When we were visiting our homes for the holidays, we were always in contact, and she told me she couldn’t stop talking to her family about me. When I got back, we ordered a sex toy together (which we’d talked about doing a few weeks prior and I’d never done with a partner before). Then all of a sudden, after we got back to my place after a date night, she told me she has too much going on in her life and doesn’t have the capacity to be in a relationship with me.

I was and still am very confused by everything. I know we hadn’t formally defined the relationship yet, but she knew from the jump where I stood re:situationships, and I genuinely didn’t think she’d break things off so suddenly.

It’s been almost eight weeks and I’m doing better than I ever have after a breakup thanks to the work I’ve done on myself, but I’m honestly still fucked up about how I go forward once I’m ready to put myself out there again. I opened up to her in a way I never had with anyone and really put in work to be honest about my anxieties so they didn’t backfire on me like before. Now I’m not sure how I can trust anyone else to not break things off super suddenly when it happened with someone who made me feel genuinely safe and secure. I’ve never been in a healthy long-term relationship and thought things with her were going in that direction, and now I’m not really sure what to do. Some magic words of wisdom would be SUPER appreciated, it’s tough out here!

Thanks for listening!
Baffled & Bummed Out

A:

Dear baffled and bummed out,

I’m baffled and bummed out for you, too! It seems like things were going so well, which makes the sudden breakup even more confusing. You’re definitely not alone in feeling torn up about a short situationship. Most of the time, the 2-3 month relationships I have are more difficult for me to work through than long-term full blown relationships. I think a big part of that has to do with closure. In a typical monogamous long-term relationship, there’s often a sense of if/when things might come to an end. You’ve known that person long enough to identify behaviors that may suggest changing feelings. In a short dating stint, it could be harder to read the signs or feel comfortable sharing uncomfortable feelings. Regardless, it sounds like you and this person were very close and shared many intimate moments, so you’re completely valid in feeling upset about this.

I don’t have any concrete answers for you, but I can offer another perspective. Sometimes people just can’t handle saying goodbye. Some people can’t even handle strong feelings. This could be your ex-situationship’s case. Often, relationship changes that feel sudden aren’t exactly impulsive for the person making the changes. She might’ve been grappling with many complex issues either within or outside of the relationship and didn’t have the tools to handle it and/or didn’t know how to communicate it. She might’ve been afraid to face her strong feelings and thought goodbye was easiest done in a quick, non-emotional kind of way. It’s also interesting that she stated her intentions/boundaries at the very beginning of the friendship, changed them via her behaviors in becoming more involved with you, and then broke up with you for those same reasons. She knew what she wanted (or didn’t want), developed feelings for you and pursued those (defying her own boundaries), and then realized one day that this dynamic isn’t what she wanted and hurt you in the process. This is why sticking to your intentions and continuously communicating is so important!! It seems like you were pretty clear throughout the relationship, and maybe she just wasn’t super honest with herself, and therefore not honest with you.

I feel for you in grieving this whirlwind relationship, but I’m proud of you for working on yourself! It sounds like you’ve set aside an ample amount of time to process your emotions and figure out who you are. Not many people take time to do this, especially before or after dating, so I want to commend you for your hard work on yourself. Trust in other people will take time, which is the most annoying answer to hear. Continue to trust yourself and tell people what you’re looking for. Ask for their expectations and intentions in return. Vet future dates based on these intentions and values and stick to them. You deserve a love that won’t leave you, including love for yourself. Have patience (even though it’s truly rough out here) and let yourself grieve.

Wishing you lots of love!


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  1. I feel so much for you, Letter Writer! I’ve been in very similar situations and they have been hell on my already anxious mind – it’s been hard to trust that any relationship, even friendships, won’t just end suddenly. I think Em’s advice was good, I don’t have anything else other than to say, you are not alone and I wish you good healing!

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10 Gayest Joni Mitchell Songs Ranked by Lesbian Longing

When the greedy overlords who run Spotify announced that Joni Mitchell’s discography was going to be available on the app, I’ll admit I wasn’t very familiar with her work — other than knowing she is beloved by other queer people. Growing up, I was surrounded by music but my parents’ tastes were specific, and I kind of followed suit. As a result, there are some older artists who I heard sometimes but never in their entirety and never enough to discuss them in any serious way.

For a music appreciator like me, some of these blindspots were a little embarrassing, so I came up with a self-imposed ongoing homework assignment I have simply titled “Discography Project.” The Discography Project rules are simple: I pick an artist from my ever-expanding list and I listen to their discography — including live albums, special collections, and remasters — in chronological order. I also read criticism of the albums and try to gather any and all context regarding their creation.

Due to some initial judgments, Mitchell was pretty far down on my list. But with the explosion of excitement on social media about the Spotify news and a little nudge from my editor Drew, I decided to bump her up. Even though Mitchell is famously heterosexual, spending as many hours as I have with her revealed something quite fascinating: Some of her music feels extremely lesbian coded. Or, at least, the longing and wail of emotion explains why she has so many committed lesbian fans.

And so I present to you, as a new expert on her discography, the 10 gayest Joni Mitchell songs ranked by lesbian longing.


10. “Jericho” from Don Juan’s Reckless Daughter (1977)

I’ll be honest. There might be some bias involved in my decision making for this one because way before I even heard Mitchell’s version of this song, I’ve known and loved k.d. lang’s version. It’s clear that it’s about someone opening themselves up to love for the first time or, maybe, for the first time in a long time. There is no gendered language here, which does add to the ambiguousness of it all, but I think what really gets me is the chorus: “I’ll try to keep myself open up to you / And approve your self expression / I need that, too / I need your confidence, baby / And the gift of your extra time / In turn, I’ll give you mine / Sweet darling, it’s a rich exchange / It seems to me / It’s a warm arrangement.” Sounds like someone experiencing their first real, queer relationship in a way, doesn’t it?

9. “Woman of Heart and Mind” from For the Roses (1972)

Is there a Joni Mitchell album that wasn’t born from some heartbreaking or devastating experience? For the Roses was produced and recorded right after Mitchell’s tumultuous relationship with James Taylor, so I understand if upon first listen, all of these songs feel very straight. But hear me out. “Woman of Heart and Mind” is essentially an ode to a lover who isn’t doing right by the speaker in the song. Mitchell, once again, doesn’t not employ any gendered language except to compare the lover to a “small boy” in the beginning of the song. Partway through, the speaker realizes they just can’t stop desiring this person — “I’m looking for affection and respect / A little passion / And you want stimulation, nothing more / That’s what I think / But you know I’ll try to be there for you / When your spirits start to sink” — and they’ll put up with a lot just to be by their side. Most of the song kind of sounds like a type A femme speaking directly to a type B butch who’s simply been playing her ass for too long, and it’s “I’ll still have your back” attitude makes it extra gay.

8. “Coyote” from Hejira (1976)

Hejira is another Mitchell album with a storied background, and the writing and recording of this song is especially intriguing. “Coyote” is technically an extremely heterosexual song. This one does specifically refer to a man, a ranch worker in particular, with whom the speaker shares a bumpy and brief relationship with. On the surface, it seems like a typical story we’ve all heard and seen before between two straight people, but it also gives rural butch/city femme a la Desert Hearts vibes to me. Using the metaphor of a coyote’s behavior seems stereotypically masculine, but that masculinity doesn’t have to belong to a man. The way desire and heartbreak are explored in the song feels very gay to me.

7. “Help Me” from Court and Spark (1974)

By the time I got to Court and Spark, I’ll admit, I was feeling a little fatigued in regards to my Mitchell listening, but this album breathed some new momentum into me. “Help Me” isn’t the only gay banger on here, but it is the hardest to explain of the two. Mitchell does seem to be addressing a man, ok, but the vibes here are extremely two people with strong feelings for each other who don’t know what to do with them. And I don’t know, to me, queer people have really mastered that specific scenario, so the atmosphere of this song is tinted with that gay filter.

6. “See You Sometime” from For the Roses (1972)

“See You Sometime” takes some of the ideas Mitchell was playing with in “Woman of Heart and Mind” and brings them to an even queerer dimension. Here, the speaker in the song seems to be addressing the jealousy they feel when their flighty lover is, well, flighty. When the lyrics “It hurts / But something survives / Though it’s undermined / I’d still like to see you sometime” hit, it feels oddly familiar. Kind of like a text you’d get from your ex-girlfriend three months after the break-up because she’s lonely and saw something that reminded her of you.

5. “Down To You” from Court and Spark (1974)

“Down To You” is the other track on Court and Spark that has lesbian vibes. According to Sean Nelson’s 33 ⅓ book, Court and Spark, “Down To You” is supposed to have taken place in the immediate hours or day after a one night stand. This song isn’t about the lover on the other end of the one night stand but about the speaker reminding themself of their worth. That’s not gay per se but so many of the lyrics — like “You go down to the pick up station / Craving warmth and beauty / You settle for less than fascination / A few drinks later you’re not so choosy” — delivered in the particular style Mitchell adopted for this album don’t read as speaking to a distinctly straight experience; they feel much more fluid than that. As far as I can see, Mitchell was straight, but something about the ambiguity of who the speaker slept with and the fact that Mitchell once again doesn’t use any pronouns for the lover gives it a familiar feeling.

4. “Both Sides Now” from Clouds (1969)

This is purely based on vibes. When you’re listening to “Both Sides Now,” every lyric sounds like a string of things a queer person would say after a bad heartbreak — maybe their first queer heartbreak. This one had me wondering if Mitchell somehow did have inside knowledge about the depths of queer pain. I think if you listen you’ll wonder the same.

3. “A Case of You” from Blue (1971)

After listening to Blue all the way through last week, I finally understood why that album has so many of you queers in a headlock. Like any good, queer almost 36 year old person walking around right now, I mostly have fond memories of “A Case of You” from movies like Practical Magic. But now that I’ve listened closer, I can say this song is queer as hell. Aside from having the lyric “I met a woman / She had a mouth like yours,” there’s a few other gay things happening in this song. First, what straight man is going to say to a woman “You’re as constant as a northern star” on the heels of a break up? None. None at all. Second, we can even go a little deeper here…the yearning in the lyric “I would drink a case of you” is absolutely wild. Sorry to the straights, but that specific brand of yearning feels unique to us.

2. “My Secret Place” from Chalk Mark in a Rain Storm (1988)

Mitchell said herself that this song is gay: “It’s a love beginning song. The song’s about the threshold of intimacy. It’s a shared thing so I wanted it to be like the ‘Song of Solomon,’ where you can’t tell what gender it is. It’s the uniting spirit of two people at the beginning of a relationship.” And she’s not escaping the queer vibes allegations with lyrics like: “People talk to tell you something / Or to take up space / Guess I’m only talking / To be talking to / Your pretty face / I don’t talk much to anyone, but / You’re a special case / For my special place / My special place.” The lyrics and the idea that the song’s composition would make it so you couldn’t tell Mitchell’s voice from Peter Gabriel’s at times? Sure, it might have been conceived by presumably straight people but this is gay gay gay.

1. “All I Want” from Blue (1971)

Blue is, undoubtedly, Mitchell’s most highly regarded and critically acclaimed album, and the story of its evolution is equally as legendary. Given the extremely heterosexual circumstances surrounding the recording of the album, it’s still shocking to me that it opens with “All I Want” — a song that has no gendered language and features the lyrics “All I really, really want our love to do / Is to bring out the best in me and in you / I wanna talk to you, I want to shampoo you / I want to renew you again and again.” I want to shampoo you?? Ok. Ultimately, the song is about the speaker pining for an ideal relationship they don’t have, and the specific choices in the songwriting make it feel even gayer — certainly gayer than Joni Mitchell ever intended.

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  1. My ex and I used to play Joni Mitchell on Sunday mornings. Because her music feels like Sunday mornings, or there’s an album that seems to suit any kind of Sunday morning? I found myself listening to her just this past Sunday. Extremely excited about this list and also your project!!!

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‘Bluey’ Hinted That Lesbian Cartoon Dogs Could Theoretically Exist, Bigots are Mad

Bluey’s Classmate Has Two Mums, Bigots Are Rabid

Bluey, Pretzel and one of the terriers sit in the classroom, threatening family values

THIS IS WHAT THEY’RE AFRAID OF. LOOK AT HIM.

Imagine being so bad at minding your own business that a cartoon chihuahua named Pretzel saying the word “mums” made you lose your entire goddamned mind. Couldn’t be me. But the homophobes are back at it, accusing gay people of ruining TV shows and family values instead of just moving on with their lives, because of one (1) word on the popular children’s cartoon Bluey. Some chihuahuas have two mums, Karen, get over it!

What’s hilarious is, it would be very easy to miss or misinterpret this. They didn’t even show the mums! And I’ve heard plenty of British and Australian people call their singular mother “mums” in an affectionate way. If a parent just had Bluey on for their child and wasn’t sitting down and actively watching, there’s a big chance they would have missed it entirely. It probably went over most kids’ heads. But the kids with two mums probably noticed, and that’s who it was really for.

Bluey is arguably a perfect show. It’s wholesome and pure and sweet and Australian. If you somehow didn’t end up on Bluey-tok like I did, Bluey is about an imaginative and curious seven-year-old dog (a blue heeler, to be specific) named Bluey and her family. In most of the short episodes, Bluey learns a lesson or goes on an adventure or tells a story and it’s all very cute and magical. It’s the kind of show I would have tricked the kids I babysat into watching in the subtle ways I used to trick them OUT of watching shows like Cocomelon (which I hated) and Yo Gabba Gabba (which stressed me out.) This trick was much easier on the DVR because they couldn’t read and I could just tell them I couldn’t find it. “All I can find is the Backyardigans or Wonderpets, kiddo!” I don’t have young kids I babysit or visit regularly in my life these days, so instead I take an edible before bed, watch Bluey, and let my inner child cry about how different my childhood was from Bluey’s, or delight in the games that Bluey and Bingo play that remind me of games my brother and I would make up.

I feel very LEAVE BLUEY ALONE about this whole situation, especially since there are apparently rumors that Bluey could be ending or significantly changing soon, since the actors are aging up.

What’s sad is, this wasn’t even groundbreaking representation, it’s barely even inclusion, and yet here I am having to defend my favorite blue dog because haters gonna hate.


Sit, stay, there’s more news

+ Maya Hawke’s character Anxiety is apparently a hit in Inside Out 2

+ Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin‘s second season is, confusingly, called Summer School and comes out May 9th

+ An update for the Trekkies: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds was renewed, but Lower Decks is ending

+ Death and Other Details has been cancelled after only one season

+ Konstantin Bojanov’s Indian forbidden romance drama The Shameless is coming to film festivals and looks v gay

+ ICYMI, Station 19′s Danielle Savre and Stefania Spampinato talked about their #Marina relationship

+ Velma season 2 is coming soon, for better or worse

+ Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck both have both have nonbinary kids (who are genuinely friends, as well as step-siblings!), and I think that’s beautiful

+ Lesbian musician Brittany Howard will play a pony pretending to be a unicorn in a journey of self-discovery in Thelma the Unicorn

+ There is a lesbian musical on Broadway, this is not a drill

+ There’s also a lesbian play going on at Georgetown

+ Also to leave you with a little smile, it’s Prom Season and my TikTok has been full of teens doing cute transition videos with their dates using the hashtag #wlwprom and it’s very sweet; the kids are alright

@littlemissyolo

gonna be serving on the dance floor #prom #wlw #wlwcouple #prom2024

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  1. Frankly, I’m surprised that it’s just Pretzel they went crazy about because Chili has a line in that episode about how when her and Frisky were teenagers they used to go to the lookout to…think. There’s only so many activities that teenagers do at lookouts. My original take on it was teenagers smoking/drinking/getting high, but making out is also a popular ‘going to the lookout’ activity and as my spouse pointed out if they were making out with other people Chili would have mentioned going with ‘friends’.

    Anyway, you can definitely read that scene as Chili and Frisky were an item in high school.

  2. Must you post tiktok videos on here? They are nothing but wastes of space and they even dare to self-play, in which need to pause them while scrolling. Just no

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Get a Taste of Billie Eilish’s Hot New Queer Song ‘Lunch’

Among all the glorious gay gems coming out of the first weekend of Coachella 2024 was a super queer surprise DJ set by Billie Eilish. Eilish joined Lana Del Ray on stage during her set for duets of “Ocean Eyes” and “Video Games,” but Eilish also dropped by one of the smaller Coachella stages to do a DJ set that included teasing her upcoming single “Lunch,” which is…very overt in its queer storytelling! It seems to be the most explicitly sapphic Eilish single yet.

Just check out these steamy queer lyrics:

I could eat that girl for lunch
Yeah, she dances on my tongue
Tastes like she might be the one
And I can never get enough
I could buy her so much stuff
It’s a craving, not a crush

I COULD EAT! THAT GIRL! FOR LUNCH!

The next snippet of “Lunch” then goes:

Call me when you’re there
Said, I brought you something rare
And I left it under ‘Claire’
So now she’s coming up the stairs
So I’m pulling up a chair
And I’m putting up my hair.

It’s just a teaser for now, as Eilish isn’t planning on dropping any full singles ahead of her upcoming album release for Hit Me Hard and Soft on May 7.

Get a little sneak taste of “Lunch” here:

Honestly, even just in teaser form, it’s a bop. I can’t wait to terrorize the TouchTunes machines at every dyke bar by playing this on repeat. Has an entrepreneurial gay already bedazzled a tank with the words I COULD EAT THAT GIRL FOR LUNCH on it? Because I’m gonna need one of those, stat.

I also like to think of this “Lunch” teaser as a taste of what’s to come from the full album, the first Eilish has released since talking more candidly about her queerness in the press — which wasn’t entirely by choice. “Lunch” certainly isn’t mincing words about its queer erotics, and I’ll be curious to see if these themes permeate the album.

I know it’s a little premature to declare an early contender for song of the summer but…

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The Gayest Moments From Coachella 2024 Weekend One

feature image art by Autostraddle / photos of Chappell Roan and Victoria Monét via Coachella 2024 livestreams; photo of Reneé Rapp by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for Coachella

Coachella 2024 wrapped up its first weekend yesterday, and so many queer, bisexual, and lesbian performers made the weekend as gay as possible. From Victoria Monét’s extremely hot set to Reneé Rapp’s L Word tribute to Chappell Roan using the stage to directly place a hex on her ex, here are some of the gayest moments from Coachella 2024 weekend one.


Victoria Monét Making Her Mic Into a Strap

Yeah, you very much read that correctly. Bisexual R&B superstar Victoria Monét gave an incredibly homoerotic set at Coachella weekend one, including using her mic to mimic a strap during some of her choreography. Just take a look and try not to pass out (with important commentary from the incomparable Taylor Crumpton):

And it did not stop there!!!! Monét’s set included choreography that not so subtly simulated sapphic sex. Just watch! The whole thing!

“Stop the wars, stop the hate, stop the genocide,” Monet also said at one point during her set.


Chappell Roan Singing DIRECTLY to Her Ex

Queer pop singer Chappell Roan made her Coachella debut over the weekend. In addition to having impressive live vocals, she also brought the sapphic drama in a way only a Pisces could. “This one goes out to my ex, because bitch I know you’re watching,” she said DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA when introducing her song “My Kink Is Karma.” “And all those horrible things happening to you aren’t karma. It’s me.”

@snoopy.luvvr

My kin* is karma 💋 @chappell roan #chappellroan #fyp #mykiniskarma #coachella #theriseandfallofamidwestprincess

♬ My Kink is Karma – Chappell Roan

Roan’s band wore shirts emblazoned with EAT THE RICH, and Roan wore a tank that read “Eat Me.” All in all, she made sure her Coachella debut was gay gay gay.


Reneé Rapp Being Introduced by the Cast of The L Word

Renee Rapp performing at Coachella

Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for Coachella

If you’re a dyke who’s awake and alive and extremely online, then you probably have heard by now that Kate Moennig, Leisha Hailey, Jennifer Beals, and Ilene Chaiken brought Reneé Rapp out to the stage at Coachella. Rapp also brought out Kesha for a queer duet of “Tik Tok.” All in all, it was a very aughts set (complimentary, we love gay time travel).


Brittany Howard Absolutely Shredding

Fresh off her sophomore solo project, lesbian rock musician Brittany Howard hit Coachella over the weekend and posted a video to her own TikTok appropriately labeled SHREDCHELLA.

@brittanyhowardofficial

Give it to love #shredchella @coachella

♬ original sound – Brittany A. Howard


Ice Spice’s Coachella Debut

Bisexual rapper Ice Spice made her Coachella debut and also debuted some new music during her set. She’s making a lot of post-weekend-one headlines today, because Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce were seen vibing in the crowd during her set.

@popbase

#fyp #foryoupage #foryou #coachella #coachella2024 #icespice #icespiceeedit #concerts

♬ original sound – Pop Base


Billie Eilish Teasing New Queer Song

Coachella surprise duets are always a treat. Lana Del Ray brought out Billie Eilish over the weekend for a duet of Eilish’s hit “Ocean Eyes.” They then sang Lana’s “Video Games” together.

@sydneybucksbaum

@lanadelrey x @billieeilish at @coachella 2024 Friday night was an iconic duet #coachella #coachella2024 #lanadelrey #billieeilish #oceaneyes #videogames

♬ original sound – Sydney Bucksbaum

In addition to her guest spot in Lana’s set, Eilish did a drop-in DJ set where she teased her super queer new song “Lunch,” and you should check out the lyrics.


Tinashe’s White Vest

Bisexual R&B singer Tinashe performed her new single “Nasty” while wearing an iconically bisexual white suiting vest with nothing underneath.

I think it’s safe to say Coachella 2024 belongs to the bisexuals?


Young Miko’s Coachella Debut

In another solid Coachella debut that’s for the gays, Puerto Rican lesbian rapper Young Miko brought a ton of energy to the stage and performed some of her super gay hits, like “Lisa.”

@mayradoe

Lisa 🥰 #Coachella #youngmiko #Lisa #coachella2024

♬ original sound – Mayra Lupita


Ludmilla Bringing Out Her Wife

Brazilian and bisexual singer-songwriter Ludmilla has a tendency to put queer love centerstage by bringing out her wife for a kiss, and she did not disappoint at Coachella this weekend! The #ludchella tag on TikTok is full of gems.


Stay tuned for any new queer Coachella updates after weekend two.

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  1. You forgot about Ludmilla, AfroLatina from Brazil. She’s a huge deal here and her wife is her backup dance, in most of the concerts they kiss as a protest against homophobia in Brazil.

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34 Gay WNBA Players to Follow (And Thirst After) on Instagram This Season

Ah, it’s the most wonderful time of the year! The sun is out longer, the flowers are blooming, Dawn Staley won another national championship, and the world is talking about women’s basketball. As we get ready for the WNBA draft tonight, you might be wondering — who are all the gay WNBA players, anyway? What percent of the WNBA is gay? And more importantly, where do I find them online? My friends, I have you covered.

When Autostraddle first published this list, we had 15 out players. Today we counted 34 gay players in the WNBA! And yes, we could wax nostalgic about how great it is that the league and society at large has come such a long way for players to feel able to come out and not only be comfortable in their gay skin, but be celebrated for it! And seriously, that is great. But I’m going to keep it 100 with you! I first started getting into the W because someone finally sat me down and showed me how insanely hot these players are. So I’m going to cut right to the chase and pay it forward.

Here is every out gay WNBA player that I could find, and the hottest picture of them available on their Instagram… for reasons. We’re all grown here. Enjoy. And if you know of more (confirmed!) openly gay WNBA players, drop them in the comments.

* Many of these players are partnered, engaged, married, with babies on the way. So! To any actual WNBA wife (unlike me, a purely fantasy WNBA wife) who happens upon this post, please know that we come to thirst in peace! It’s a sign of your excellent taste, presented with nothing but honor and respect upon your household.


34 Gay WNBA Players to Follow (And Thirst After) on Instagram This Season

AD Durr, Atlanta Dream

Aerial Powers, Atlanta Dream

Alyssa Thomas, Connecticut Sun

Congratulations to Alyssa Thomas, who got engaged to her Connecticut Sun teammate DeWanna Bonner last summer!

Breanna Stewart, New York Liberty

Breanna and her wife welcomed a new baby this winter.

Brittney Griner, Phoenix Mercury

DID YOU HEAR THAT BABY BG IS ON THE WAY!?!? Incredible congrats to Brittney and Cherelle!

Brittney Sykes, Washington Mystics

Candace Parker, Las Vegas Aces

Candace and her wife are expecting another baby this Spring!

Chelsea Gray, Las Vegas Aces

Chelsea Gray and her wife welcomed their new baby this past winter. The WNBA baby boom is in full effect.

Courtney Vandersloot, New York Liberty

Courtney Williams, Minnesota Lynx

Crystal Dangerfield, Dallas Wings

Danielle Robinson, Atlanta Dream

DeWanna Bonner, Connecticut Sun

As mentioned already, DeWanna is engaged to Alyssa Thomas (who’s also on this list).

Diana Taurasi, Phoenix Mercury

DiJonai Carrington, Connecticut Sun

Emily Engstler, Washington Mystics

Emma Cannon, Dallas Wings

Erica Wheeler, Indiana Fever

Jewell Loyd, Seattle Storm

Jonquel Jones, New York Liberty

Jonquel got engaged last summer! And the photos are to die for.

Jordan Horston, Seattle Storm

Jordin Canada, Atlanta Dream

Kahleah Copper, Phoenix Mercurcy

Kahleah also got engaged over the fall.

Kierstan Bell, Las Vegas Aces

Layshia Clarendon, Los Angeles Sparks

NaLyssa Smith, Indiana Fever

Natasha Cloud, Phoenix Mercury

Natasha Howard, Dallas Wings

Natisha Hiedeman, Minnesota Lynx

Sami Whitcomb, Seattle Storm

Stefanie Dolson, Washington Mystics

Sug Sutton, Phoenix Mercury

Sydney Colson, Las Vegas Aces

Sydney Colson is in a bathing suit and baseball cap on her instagram. The caption reads: "The ocean ain't the only thing that's fishy" and many different WNBA players are joking with Syd in the comments below.

Sydney’s Instagram won’t embed into the post, so please enjoy this screenshot. But also follow her on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok not just for the thirst, but for the jokes. Syd’s got one of the WNBA’s biggest personalities and she’s unapologetically gay. They don’t call her “the face of the league” for nothing!! (PS: You can read my interview with her for Autostraddle right here.)

Victoria Vivians, Seattle Storm


While assembling research and crunching numbers for this post, I learned some other fun facts that you might enjoy! Such as:

Which WNBA Team Has the Most Gay Players?

The Phoenix Mercury is the WNBA team with the most gay players, in 2024 there will be five gay WNBA players suiting up in Phoenix. The Las Vegas Aces, Atlanta Dream, and the Seattle Storm will have four gay players each, leaving them in a three-way tie for second place. The Chicago Sky is statistically the most straight team, with no out gay players that I could find (they are also rebuilding this year, so expect a lot of movement). As of right now, The Los Angeles Sparks have only one out gay player.

Are There Any Trans or Nonbinary WNBA Players?

Yes, there are two nonbinary players in the league this season! AD Durr of the Atlanta Dream, and Layshia Clarendon of the LA Sparks!

What Percentage of the WNBA Is Gay?

As of right now, there are 34 out gay players in the WNBA for the 2024 season. If all those players make it out of training camp and into final roster spots, that will mean that roughly 23.6% of the WNBA is gay (34/144 total players, then divide and multiply by 100. You understand how statistics work). This would be right on track with the last two seasons. Research in 2022 found that 20% of the league was gay, and our reporting last year had the league at about 25% gay. Two players from last year’s list — Tiffany Hayes and Jasmine Thomas — retired after last season. A small handful of others are exploring free agency, but haven’t yet landed on a roster.

Will Any of the Players in the WNBA 2024 Draft Be Gay?

I don’t know! What is college if not a wonderful time of exploration of oneself? But if any of those newly minted draftees do any gay shenanigans in the near future, you can trust that I’ll have you covered! For the last few years, draft night has become a real showcase of butch fashion — and though I expect tonight to lean femme heavy, it’s still going to be a lot of fun to watch.Who doesn’t love getting misty eyed watching someone live out their dreams after years of hard work and dedication?

If you’re like me and came to this post for the thirst, but are new to the league and would like to learn more — let me close us out by saying, I have a post for that too and you might enjoy it: WNBA 101: Everything You Need to Know About the Gayest Sports League 🧡

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  1. Yall not to comment on my own post, but I just realized this was my 700th one 😭

      • Izzy Harrison and Tash Cloud are dating! Jasmine Thomas! Lou Lopez Senechal (though we technically haven’t seen her play yet).

        • Lily! Lou Lopez Senechal is definitely a name that comes up a lot (she was mentioned in a comment on a previous version of this post as well), but I can’t find any concrete confirmation anywhere? If you’ve seen any, definitely drop a link. But I have looked into it! And I haven’t seen anything yet beyond like 2nd hand chatter.

          Ditto, I looked into Isabel Harrison! But I hadn’t heard she might be dating Natasha Cloud, so I’m going to deep dive again! Thank you!

      • Courtney is on the list! I have yet to find public information about Rhyne Howard’s sexuality, but if that changes we will update the list accordingly!

  2. Candace Parker being on this list still feels surreal even though it’s been official for a couple years now! I love her response to Syd Colson’s post lol. Thank you Carmen for putting this together, I’ve really appreciated the NCAA and WNBA coverage on here lately!

  3. Thank you for the journalism! I hope all the draftees are gay too! (Just kidding, live your lives gals!)

  4. This is truly an excellent post, and I love to see so much representation here! The amount of hot athleticism and hot hotness is just…yes yes yes!

    I also wanted to out that there are a minimum of 21 out / queer players on the 6 teams of the PWHL (based on a quick google search) — can we get some three sport action up here?! Sports!

    • I am sorry to be the one who has to tell you this, but she’ll be sitting out this season unfortunately. I don’t think she’s decided on a permanent retirement tho, just some contract things with the Mystics, so we should hopefully see her again next season!

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Reneé Rapp Transports Coachella Crowd to 2004 With Original ‘L Word’ Cast Introduction

feature image photo of Reneé Rapp by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for Coachella

In addition to singing, acting, and her multitude of other talents, Reneé Rapp can now add “time travel” to her ever-growing multihyphenate identity, as she recently successfully transported a crowd of cheering fans to the year 2004. The lesbian pop star was brought out to the stage by the original cast of The L Word. Her love for this series runs deep. Also, time is a flat circle.

Leisha Hailey, Kate Moennig, Jennifer Beals and original series creaor Ilene Chaiken were all present to introduce Rapp. “We gotta say what every lesbian wants to hear,” Moennig declared. “WHO’S READY FOR A FUCKING RENEÉ RAPP CONCERT?!?!?”

Also, shoutout to sapphic content account @godimsuchadyke for pointing out the fact that there was a GIANT PAIR OF SCISSORS behind them during the introduction. Reneé Rapp came to make Coachella weekend one as gay as possible.

She truly wanted all her fans to be looking and feeling very Shane today, and I think that’s beautiful. What is Coachella for if not talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, f*cking, crying, drinking, riding, winning, losing, cheating, kissing, thinking, dreaming?

On that note, never forget when she monologued about the iconic L Word theme song while on tour:

@danielleontour

reneé 🤝🏻 the l word #reneerapp #snowhardfeelingstour #thelword

♬ original sound – danielleontour

She’s out here looking and talking like a whole music theory professor.

Reneé Rapp also brought out bisexual pop star Kesha during her Coachella set for a duet. Kesha and Rapp sang Kesha’s throwback hit “Tik Tok” but changed the opening lyric from “Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P. Diddy,” Kesha and Rapp sang: “Wake up in the morning like Fuck P. Diddy” given the recent allegations of sex trafficking and sexual abuse against Sean Combs.

Kesha and Reneé Rapp weren’t the only ones queering up the Coachella stage. Check out Autostraddle’s roundup of the gayest moments out of Coachella 2024 weekend one, including moments from Victoria Monét and Chappell Roan.

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The Best Lesbian Movies With Less Than 20% on Rotten Tomatoes

Oh, film critics. Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em. Or maybe it’s if you can’t beat them, join them? That’s what I did anyway. I love film criticism! What I’m less enthused about is the contemporary tendency to log onto Rotten Tomatoes dot com to look at a percentage score rather than using it as a way to find reviews to read.

There are more female critics and queer critics now than ever before and that’s reflected in the numbers of a lot of recent queer women films. But in the 90s and 00s our films were rarely judged by us and, as a result, a lot of films — including absolute classics like But I’m a Cheerleader — got panned.

I’m not here to talk about movies like Jamie Babbit’s now undisputed masterpiece. I’m here to talk about the films that might not be masterpieces, but are still deserving of a second look — even if that second look is with a group of friends and several bottles of wine.

There are a lot of lesbian movies on sites like Tubi that are truly terrible — many of which don’t have any reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. But these five films with atrocious scores — less than 20% — aren’t as bad as their numbers indicate. Some aren’t bad at all.


5. Breaking the Girls (2012) – 10%

Madeline Zima lies down in a silk robe falling off her shoulders.

While we’re talking about Jamie Babbit, let’s start with her 2012 erotic thriller. It’s not But I’m a Cheerleader, it’s not A League of Their Own (2022), it’s not even Itty Bitty Titty Committee (also underrated), but Breaking the Girls is still a sexy, fun time! If you’re a fan of movies like Wild Things, you should give this a shot. At the very least, you’ll fall in love with Madeline Zima.

4. Nina’s Heavenly Delights (2006) – 16%

Shelley Conn and Laura Fraser kiss

I have never been able to figure out which light and airy rom-coms are celebrated and which are maligned. Like yeah this movie is cheesy, but what’s so bad about that?? It’s well-made and the leads have chemistry and there are close-ups of delicious food. Hating on this movie is like reading a romance novel and expecting it to be Mrs. Dalloway. Pratibha Parmar hasn’t made a narrative film since this and that makes me mad!

3. The Rich Man’s Wife (1996) – 13%

Halle Berry lies on a white couch in distress.

To include this film is to lightly spoil its wonderful final minutes, but since no one seems to be watching it, I’m taking that risk. Yes, the final twist is that Halle Berry’s character is a lesbian. (I’ll say nothing more about the context.) I think this movie is a lot of fun when taken as a sort of serious parody of yuppie thrillers. It feels like director Amy Holden Jones is doing for that genre what she did in Slumber Party Massacre for slashers. And while it’s not quite as good as that masterpiece, it’s still worth a watch!

2. Make a Wish (2002) – 0%

The dead body of a woman rests in a stream.

Speaking of slashers, Autostraddle managing editor Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya and I discovered this fun romp while putting together our scariest movie moments list. Made two years before The L Word, this horror movie about a lesbian celebrating her birthday party with an all-exes-invited camping trip feels very tonally similar. It has some flaws, but the jokes are funny and the kills are great. Fans of Bodies Bodies Bodies, check out one of its foremothers.

1. I Can’t Think Straight (2008) – 18%

Sheetal Sheth kisses Lisa Ray's shoulder in bed.

Shamim Sarif’s story about a Palestinian woman and an Indian woman falling in love in London is another rom-com that was written off for following its genre’s beats. But I find it baffling to scorn a romance for being… romantic. The leads are beyond beautiful and have so much chemistry and even if it hits the rom-com beats — and, specifically, the lesbian rom-com beats — it hits them so well!

And if sex and big feelings and good jokes aren’t enough for you, the film should also be celebrated for its cultural specificity. How many rom-coms feature multiple scenes of Palestinian families debating their feelings about Israel’s occupation of Palestine? The Palestinian main character may not be as radical as her mother, but the film still gives voice to the ongoing violence enacted by Israel. And, hey, I’m choosing to take the romantic lead’s pivot from her centrist fiancé to her more anti-Israel lesbian lover as its own statement.

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  1. I Can’t Think Straight is great, I can’t believe it’s got such a low rating! I also love Nina’s Heavenly Delights, although I won’t defend it. It’s not a great movie but it does have a proper Bollywood dance ending and delicious curry.

  2. I also can’t believe “I Can’t Think Straight” is on this list. It gave the world so many iconic ideas, like the idea of marriage insurance paying for itself, and lines. “But my best friend is Lebanese”.

    Also I find it much more fun than “The World Unseen” (which is rated a whopping 30% on Rotten Tomatoes)

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What Mistake That’s Def Your Fault Should You Blame on Mercury in Retrograde, Based on Your Sign

We are midway through Mercury in Retrograde in ARIES of all things, and listen, if you think Aries is impulsive and volatile, just wait until we get to moody yet also stubborn Taurus. Mercury went retrograde starting April 1 and won’t be stationary until April 25. Combine this with the recent eclipse season for extra chaos, and extra retrograde and returning-to-unfinished-business energy. (I’ve heard this eclipse actually mirrors the one in the second half of 2017 so that you might see echoes of whatever was going on in your life in August / September 2017 returning right about now.) And look, we are all trying to be better people. Regardless of whatever Sun sign we may have or whatever Rising sign the universe may want us to be, I know that each of us wants to work on evolving into a better person.

But that doesn’t happen overnight. Two steps forward, one step, back, right? Luckily, Mercury in Retrograde does more than churn up things we thought were in our past for good; it also makes for an absolutely exquisite, queer-friendly* excuse for our less-than-stellar behavior. So, for this month’s trashology, I asked the question: What mistake are you blaming on Mercury in Retrograde based on your zodiac sign?

*(Except for the queer people who hate astrology…beware of attempting to use Mercury in Retrograde as an excuse with them!)


Aries Sun or Rising

aries

Not listening.

Hon, I’m sorry. You haven’t been listening. You weren’t going to listen. Mercury, whether he’s shining all his golden light on you or retrograding into the deepest most backwards path in space, is not going to help you in this endeavor. As the most childlike sign, you sometimes have trouble concentrating on what others have to say, and yes, communications can be strained during Mercury in Retrograde. But, come on. We know you could use to practice your active listening. It’s okay. At least, when you’re focused and you actually hear the other person, your friends know they can count on you to be on their side. Maybe concentrate on that part instead of trying to excuse yourself with the current arrangement of the planets.


Taurus Sun or Rising

taurus

Breaking or damaging something relatively important.

Maybe you broke your work laptop because you left it in an unsafe — ahem, totally reasonable — spot and Mercury in Retrograde came along and swept it off its perch. Maybe you — sorry, maybe Mercury in Retrograde — dropped your phone into the bathtub. Maybe communications were difficult and you banged your car up…while parallel parking.

It’s Mercury in Retrograde!


Gemini Sun or Rising

Getting the tone wrong with a text message.

This could actually be Mercury in Retrograde, though. Your zodiac sign is normally a pretty good communicator — Mercury in Retrograde or no. But if texting isn’t one of the communication arts you’ve mastered, you might find yourself responding with a “k” or “ok” to someone who’s feeling insecure (as a Gemini, you’re not super familiar with this feeling) or otherwise misinterpreting a text or typing something in an odd way in haste. I feel like a normal apology is also okay in this instance? Like, you don’t have to bring Mercury in Retrograde into it? But you know what — go wild Party Twins, go wild. Blame the planets. People will love you anyway.


Cancer Sun or Rising

cancer

Being grumpy.

Cancer, hate to break it to you, but it isn’t “Eclipse Season” or “Mercury in Retrograde” making you grumpy. You have at least one grumpy day a week, friend, all of the time. But, hey, we still love you. It’s just…you know…it’s an excuse.


Leo Sun or Rising

leo

Texting your ex.

Why are YOU the ex who is texting? Stop that. Oh, you won’t? You’re instead going to be like “Oh, oops looks like Mercury in Retrograde brought your ex back into your life, and it’s meeee!” Wow. You might be relying on your charisma to pull this off, maybe even waiting until 11:11 to text to really sell it, and, well, someone might just buy it. But that doesn’t make it okay!


Virgo Sun or Rising

virgo

Being anal at work.

No, being “afraid” that wires might get crossed during Mercury in Retrograde or that an email or a text might not have been sent, or a call might not have been made, or that someone might not be doing things exactly as you would do them yourself does not give you an excuse to get on other peoples’ cases or to micromanage your employees or coworkers. You’re like this all the time! Take a deep breath and know that if it’s anything astrological, it has to do with your core placements…not retrogrades.


Libra Sun or Rising

libra

“Forgetting” to invite or include a person of whom you’re jealous.

Libraaaa, this is kind of transparent, don’t you think? I know that this individual really sparks your envy, that they get you fired up when you’re around them, and that after the hang is concluded, rehashing everything sends you into an anxiety spiral. I also know that you like to keep the peace, my scale-balancing friend. However, this is not a long term solution. You’re going to have to figure something else out when Mercury in Retrograde ends on April 25. Just saying.


Scorpio Sun or Rising

scorpio

Lightly stalking your ex.

Hi (said with the intention of getting you to un-tense and breathe normally). This is just Scorpio behavior. Just because Mercury and then the moon and the sun got up to some funny business does not mean that you’re in the clear to let your inner FBI shine through (ACAB OKAY). Make like the responsible keeper of a haunted doll and keep that stalker shit locked in a well-warded box!


Sagittarius Sun or Rising

sagittarius

“Taking a break” from your phone…while still using your phone.

You’re just really selectively checking messages and responding to people up to days or a week later? But you’re like, actively looking at Instagram and TikTok? And you never informed anyone of your new behaviors?

This is not a phone break. This is a notification and personal responsibilities break. And while I will never say that anyone ever has a right to your immediate response to a text or other missive, if you’re overwhelmed…maybe just say so? Otherwise, it sends mixed messages…so…does that actually make it a Mercury in Retrograde thing? (Now I’m spiraling.)


Capricorn Sun or Rising

capricorn

Actively letting your ex know you’re watching.

Whether you’re peeking at their Insta stories (because you still totally want the best for them, of course, or feel you deserve to know what they’re up to and so maybe you even made an anonymous second account, you, uh, not at all intense earth sign, you), suddenly “liking” something they posted, or logging into a platform just to see their latest updates, you can only get away with pretending you were doing something else or Totally Not Stalking Them for so long. But, you know, Godspeed for as long as you can manage it! Maybe it’s Mercury in Retrograde that made you like their post, maybe it’s a drop of water on your phone screen, and maybe it’s Maybelline. Who can say?


Aquarius Sun or Rising

aquarius

Trauma-dumping.

Hon-bun, this is just what you do. For all your coldness, you uh, also, are just very open. And right now, yes, your most devastating core memories may be coming back. Exes may be stalking you. You might be having flashbacks to what happened in 2017, but you also, as an Aquarius, ought to have the ability to maintain a little equipoise, to slow your roll, to chill the heck out. We have a reputation to maintain!

But, you know what, yeah, if you let a little too much slip — blame the planets.


Pisces Sun or Rising

Pisces

Claiming you “saw it coming.”

No.

We’re tired of this, Pisces! You didn’t! Or next time if you do, tell us, then!

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Quiz: Who is Your Queer Celebrity BFF?

Friends: what a delight it is to have a friend, especially a best friend. This is a quiz about who would be your queer celebrity best friend hypothetically which is really about what we all look for in a friend that we can have until the end. I’m gonna be honest the feed of buzz did a quiz like this and it did really well so I thought, well surely I could do the same, BUT MAKE IT GAY. And so I did here we go:

Who is Your Queer Celebrity BFF?

Pick a friendship vice:(Required)
Pick a friendship virtue:(Required)
Pick a food:(Required)
Pick a fictional pair of best friends:(Required)
Pick a friendship movie:(Required)
Pick a project to do with your best friend:(Required)
Pick a friendship quote:(Required)
At the party your BFF is always:(Required)
Pick a niche topic to geek out on with your pal:(Required)
Pick some animal friends:(Required)
Who do you *think* is your queer celebrity BFF? (this question is optional and won't override your other answers, but it could be a tie-breaker)

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  1. I got Rosie? I’ve had a long life and want to kick back? I’m a middle aged transfemne a year into transition, I’m mentally a teenager! I guess that’s what I get for not consuming enough culture, I must have picked the wrong things.

    That said, I would totally appreciate relaxation (if I knew how) so maybe there is something to it 🤔

  2. Woohoo, I got Kate and Keisha! (Also in line with the optional question). Cheers Riese. It was a great PANTS ep 😉

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Brittney and Cherelle Griner Are Having a Baby!

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Cuteness alert! WNBA superstar Brittney Griner and her wife Cherelle Griner mutually announced on their Instagrams today that they’re expecting a baby this summer. “Can’t believe we’re less than three months away from meeting our favorite human being 🤍,” the caption reads, hashtagged #BabyGrinerComingSoon and #July2024 (prompting me, a homosexual, to immediately wonder: July Cancer or July Leo?). The post features images of an ultrasound and the Griners’ clasped hands. This will be the couple’s first baby, and Brittney has two children with a previous partner.

The announcement comes just a couple months after Brittney’s celebratory homecoming when her Baylor University jersey number was retired, a huge and more-than-deserved honor. I think we can all agree we love to see Brittney Griner winning lately. Just two years ago, the long and disturbing saga of her detention in Russia began. Cherelle, who is an attorney, played a huge role in advocating for Brittney’s release.

The Griners got engaged in 2018 and married in 2019. They met while students at Baylor, though it would be several years later that they would begin dating. Brittney once wrote about their initial college meet-cute on Instagram: “I will never forget the day I met you at Baylor in the sub area! You tapped me on my shoulder and told me I took your milkshake (still up for debate lol) and I was immediately blown away at your beauty!”

“You had no idea but I knew you were the one for me baby,” she continues in the post from 2020. They recently celebrated six years together.

Brittney and Cherelle’s love is adorable (I mean, have you seen them play the Newlyweds Game?), and I’m corny as hell, but I’m such a sucker for when two queer women do a sweet little baby announcement, so this has genuinely brightened my weekend.

In addition to a new baby dropping soon, Brittney has a new memoir dropping in less than a month. Coming Home, about her arrest and detention in Russia and its harrowing impact on her life and mental health, comes out on May 7.

Congrats to the queer-parents-to-be!

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Anatomy of a Queer Sex Scene: People Hated ‘Gigli’ (2003) for the Wrong Reasons

Welcome to Anatomy of a Queer Sex Scene, a series by Drew Burnett Gregory and Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya about queer sex scenes in film. This week, we revisit the Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck much-panned 2003 film Gigli, directed by Martin Brest.


Kayla: Alright, today we’re going to discuss a film that will potentially be controversial for Anatomy of a Queer Sex Scene: Gigli (2003).

Drew: It is our first time writing about a movie where the queer sex scene involves a cis man. A cis straight man, I should add. But it’s with a lesbian. Do people know this? Do people know that Jennifer Lopez plays a lesbian in the movie Gigli? I’ve been hearing about this movie since it got released, and I had no idea. It was a total surprise when my girlfriend and I decided to watch it after the high of This Is Me… Now and the greater high of the making-of documentary The Greatest Love Story Never Told.

Kayla: I learned Jennifer Lopez plays a lesbian in the much maligned 2003 film Gigli when I watched it for the first time in around 2015 for a never-released podcast I’ve mentioned in this series. The podcast was called Talk Jenny to Me, and for it, my friend and I watched movies starring famous Jennifers we previously had not seen. Gigli was one of them. I was shocked — SHOCKED — at the reveal her character was a lesbian, which is brought up about a half hour into the film.

Drew: I was immediately like WAIT I thought this was a romance between her and Ben?? Which… it is. Because girls and gays, gender and sexuality are complex.

Kayla: Yes, we’re going to discuss a film in which a lesbian has sex with a straight cis man — an experience I have personally partaken in more than once in life.

Drew: I haven’t but I’m working on it.

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck standing with their faces close together in Gigli

Kayla: Should we say what the film is about? It’s a pretty thin plot.

Drew: Yeah, let’s give a brief summary.

Kayla: Ben Affleck plays a gangster but not a very good one it seems like? And he’s tasked with kidnapping a federal prosecutor’s little brother, and actually I’ll stop right there, because that’s one of the genuinely awful things about this film. Justin Bartha is giving a wildly offensive performance as a disabled man, who is the brother Affleck’s character Larry Gigli kidnaps.

Drew: Yeah, this is why people SHOULD hate this movie. But I had never even heard about this part? The negative buzz around the movie was completely tied to Jen and Ben’s relationship and jokes about how they don’t even have chemistry on-screen. (Not true.) Says a lot about Hollywood and 2003 and SOCIETY that the narrative was focused on them and not this very, very offensive character and performance. Also as a character he’s just the MacGuffin? Like he just exists to bring Ben and Jen together in this low level gangster plot?

It was such a weird experience watching the movie because I was like, oh yes it’s bad, but only in the parts no one talked about as bad??

Kayla: Yes, because the plot is basically that a mob boss has put two contractors — Larry (Affleck) and Ricki (Lopez) — on the same job, but then they fall in love. So Bartha’s character doesn’t even need to exist really, which makes it all even more offensive! And yet people were really just making fun of J.Lo and Ben being cringe? Which as you said, they’re not! They’re actually oozing chemistry, and there’s something fascinating happening in this movie sexuality-wise, even if it’s not intentional.

Jennifer Lopez lifting her leg in a suggestive stretch in Gigli

Drew: After watching the film, I was like this is gay trans girl cinema canon and I want to write about it…but because of this one aspect I’m hesitant to write like a full reappraisal of the film. So I’m glad we found a home to discuss it here, because the sex and sexuality between the two leads is where the film shines.

Kayla: Yes! So before there’s sex, there’s a whole scene where Ricki is doing yoga very slowly and explaining to Larry why she thinks gay sex is superior. And she’s definitely leaning into some essentialism about genitalia here. But Larry is pretty awestruck and not in the expected way of like sexualizing lesbian sex from a cis male perspective — at least not by my reading!

Drew: Mine neither.

J.Lo doing yoga in Gigli

Drew: Also to anyone wondering, yes this is the second movie where Ben Affleck falls in love with a lesbian. And while I support the Chasing Amy reevaluation that’s happened, I think this movie is far more interesting in its takes on sex and gender. Because yeah Larry isn’t interested in turning Ricki. He’s interested in joining her?

Kayla: Yes, he is like…this lesbian sex you speak of…I want to have it.

Drew: Ricki is also very explicit about being a top, and he’s like okayyyyy works for meeeeee.

Like, no, I do not believe every relationship has a masculine energy and a feminine energy, but I do think it’s noteworthy Ricki is saying that and then being like I’m masculine, you’re feminine, and Larry is like yup agreed.

Also sorry that yoga scene has to be the hottest gender essentialism in movie history.

Kayla: If you’re gonna do gender essentialism, at LEAST make it horny.

Drew: That’s what I’m saying!

J.Lo doing yoga

Drew: And in the context of her falling for Larry, it kind of undoes the biological things she’s getting at. Because in the end, what she’s talking about is just an energy, and she finds that energy in Larry, a supposedly cishet man with a penis.

Kayla: Yes! And she doesn’t really spiral about it or anything. She’s just like okay this is happening. She’s not rigid about these categories in the end.

Drew: Yes! And while I understand in 2003 this would be an awful movie to watch as a cis lesbian, 21 years later it’s very hot and very fascinating.

As a lesbian of has a crush on Ben Affleck experience…

Kayla: I’m so attracted to both of them in this movie that I think if I’d seen it just a little bit earlier on my queer journey, I would have been like oh, I’m bisexual.

But I was already pretty comfortable with identifying as a lesbian at this point, so I was instead like I’m a lesbian attracted to Ben Affleck.

Which is in fact the plot of the movie.

Life imitates art.

Drew: Right, and what I love about my personal pocket of the queer community is we understand those can ultimately be the same thing, and different labels can mean different things for different people and feel right or wrong for different people, and debating the exact meaning of a label is a waste of time. Which, yes, is core to this movie.

J.Lo and Ben Affleck reading a book in bed

Drew: Ultimately, I do think the response to this movie was due to homophobia and transphobia. I know that’s a wild thing to say about Gigli, but I think people were deeply uncomfortable with a movie that took one of the most famous couples and quite literally forcefemmed the man.

That aspect of the movie made people uncomfortable. And look it’s not like I Am Sam or Radio got great reviews. I do think by the early 2000s people were starting to move past the Rain Man/Forrest Gump heaping of praise on offensive mental disability portrayals. But that simply wasn’t the discourse around this movie.

It was all about Ben and Jen and their lack of chemistry and talent and that’s just an impossible takeaway from this film unless you find a man being feminized by a lesbian to be off-putting.

Kayla: Absolutely! All of this!

Drew: Should we get to the sex scene itself?

Kayla: Yes! So Ricki makes the first move, and Larry is like I thought you needed a woman, and she’s like don’t I have one?

Drew: AFTER GRABBING HIS BOOB. Like, she pinches his nipple, but it’s kind of a full boob grab.

Kayla: And while he’s hesitant, he isn’t grossed out or weird about it!

Drew: No, he’s like ow lol.

The exact exchange is “You need a woman.” / “I got one.”

Kayla: And then she’s like, I thought you wanted to be my bitch.

Honestly, jaw on the floor rewatching that part.

Drew: By that point I, Drew Burnett Gregory, watching at home, am drooling.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in bed together

Drew: Oh, it feels important to note that they’ve already had a lengthy chat about cunnilingus. Which only slightly explains J.lo opening her legs and saying “It’s turkey time. Gobble gobble.”

Kayla: And then “lay some of that sweet heterolingus on me.”

Drew: The levels of hot you have to be to say these words and…sell them???

Kayla: It is impressive!

Drew: I love how he starts to backtrack, like, no don’t expect too much.

Kayla: He’s like maybe I do need to learn a thing or two about pleasing a woman I take back everything I previously said.

Drew: As someone of cishet guy experience, the bar does feel waaaay lower in terms of “good at sex” when sleeping with straight women lol. It’s very easy to out gobble gobble other straight men.

Kayla: I knew a lot of gay guys who were closeted in college who have since come out, especially ones in frats, who had reputations for being AMAZING at sex…but it was literally because they were just going down on girls a lot.

Drew: Right some of it is doing it in the first place and for more than 30 seconds.

Kayla: A proper sex god right there!

Drew: The way her leg is swinging back and forth as they’re talking…it’s like her pussy is literally on fire and she’s cooling it off.

Ben Affleck in ectasy
Drew: Cue sentimental music lololol.

Frankly a background score here that would fit in perfectly with the sex scenes of any number of low budget lesbian movies on Tubi. Just iMovie searching “romantic guitar.”

Kayla: The music is off-putting and really adds a layer of tenderness that doesn’t imo fit the vibe of the sex they’re having, which again is quite transgressive! I suppose something can be tender and transgressive.

Drew: Right, they’re like jostling for top position and the music is like aw how sweet. Which is discordant, but I do think kind of works at making this feel like a big gender discovery moment for Larry. The sex itself could just be like hot kinky experiment, but the music makes it feel like oh Larry is about to change her pronouns.

Kayla: Haha okay, yes, this makes me feel better about the discordance! Larry really is along for the ride. You can tell this isn’t the kind of sex he’s ever had before.

Drew: Right! And that he’s enjoying it so much more than whatever wham bam thank you ma’am half a dozen pumps he’s used to. Also once it’s done, he’s resting in her arms.

Kayla: Looking so peaceful and satisfied!

Larry in Ricki's arms in Gigli

Drew: If I’d made the movie, she would’ve explicitly fucked him, but I don’t trust the guy who made this to have any idea what actual positions they were doing, so I’ll take the ambiguity.

Kayla: I do think you should have made the movie Gigli.

Drew: I would’ve made such a good movie Gigli. I want to write and direct a sequel. How do I get powerful and famous enough to convince them to heal this old wound? With me as their guide.

Kayla: A sequel about Lauren Gigli.

Drew: Trans actors in trans roles except for Ben Affleck in Gigli 2.

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  1. Honestly as a fan of b-movies and films that get slotted into the “so bad it’s good” camp – Gigli is the one that I’d heard a lot of people raving about that I hadn’t gotten to watching yet. All I had been told about it was that it was bad because of the dialogue, thin plot, and “lack of chemistry” between the leads (and also that Christopher Walken is in this talking about pie?). Reading a review that critiques that reputation is really interesting to me! Like yeah, it probably isn’t a masterpiece either, but you’re doing a real service by highlighting the double-standard here.

  2. “Drew: Yeah, this is why people SHOULD hate this movie. But I had never even heard about this part? The negative buzz around the movie was completely tied to Jen and Ben’s relationship and jokes about how they don’t even have chemistry on-screen. (Not true.) Says a lot about Hollywood and 2003 and SOCIETY that the narrative was focused on them and not this very, very offensive character and performance. ”

    Oh my gosh, yes. As an undiagnosed neurodivergent person who remembers 2003 too well, times were ROUGH. I remember the discussion about this movie was all about Jen and Ben’s relationship and how “bad” they acted together. I didn’t even know there was a disabled character in it until I watched the film and I was like uh…..wtf is this? Really REALLY bad but it speaks to the culture as to why no one cared to mention that.

  3. Oh thank goodness, I’m glad the consensus has apparently caught up to my perception of Forrest Gump as profoundly uncomfortable at best, and deeply offensive at worst. I felt so weird thinking it was not this great wonder of film but instead a little creepy with an exploitation vibe.

    I don’t really want to relive that and watch this movie, but I’ll be honest, Affleck’s role in this sounds very relatable…

  4. No, we hate it for the right reasons. And I can’t believe a lot of what I just read. Not every piece of garbage needs rehabilitating you know.

  5. okay you don’t even understand… last week i watched gigli and was astonished and delighted to see that it resolved the conflict of a man falling in love with a lesbian by having her crack his egg but like. who was i supposed to talk to about this revelation? am i supposed to call my mom and say hey gigli rules actually? it’s gay trans girl canon? so thank you for going on the exact same journey as me at the exact same time. also i can’t believe you didn’t mention that the sex scene opens with jen telling ben, “you need to trim your nails.” that’s when i knew we were off to the races.

  6. LMAO more whining as per usual, there’s a common tendency among inidivuduals who consider themselves lgbt to think that every single criticism of anything containing homosexuality is invalid because it invalidates their identity. Shockingly people can both disagree with the lifestyle and depiction of it (which is valid, people can and disagree with basically anything they want), and/or also disagree with the movie for a variety of reasons, in many cases poor quality. Frankly doesn’t this continued victimhood complex get tiresome.

  7. I totally forgot her character was a lesbian in Gigli. I saw the movie in theaters when it came out and personally I liked it. I can’t recall any other feelings about it. I agree, back then the backlash was a lot of making fun of Bennifer and homophobia. I can see the transphobia now, as stated in this write up. Not a word I knew in 2003. I’m going to watch it again now with a new POV. I may have watched it one other time after it was released on video.

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“RuPaul’s Drag Race” Episode 1615 Recap: She’s Just So Pretty

This recap of RuPaul’s Drag Race 1615 contains spoilers.

Credit where credit is due: The producers crushed this one. These queens have been watching reality TV for too long to imitate the antics of early season reunions. So why not have them actually compete and re-open old wounds while performing? A reunion lip sync lalaparuza was inspired — almost as inspired as how it shook out.

When the entire cast of season 16 pranced back into the workroom, I realized that unlike previous reunions, this was shot last summer along with the main season. It’s a very different vibe when the queens haven’t had the experience of watching themselves and rehashing drama on Twitter. Also none of the returning queens have new genders or new filler.

While our top three watches backstage, the rest will compete to be The Queen of She Already Done Had Herses and the winner of $50,000. Some of the queens seem resigned to their fate of not winning, others know they’re top contenders, and a third group have a hefty dose of that drag delusion. Geneva is especially over-confident.

Xunami says that no one should sleep on the girls who went home early, because one moment does not define you. It’s a nice sentiment and feels especially true for Mirage who is a great dancer but went home for not knowing the lyrics.

Mhi’ya is confident, claiming she let Morphine send her home last time. What?? She also says she only gave 65%. First of all, that’s not true. Second of all, what an embarrassing thing to admit. Why wouldn’t you give it your all every single time? Obviously, I’m rooting for Morphine, but separate from my bias — and is it really bias if I just like the best queen? — this was an annoying thing for Mhi’ya to say.

Speaking of Morphine, I considered turning this whole recap into an ode to the queen so lovable it’s her middle name. But then I realized doing a normal recap would be an ode to her given how she did this episode.

The first queen selected by pit crew Bruno from a bingo cage is Dawn. Rather than choosing one of the weakest queens, she picks her bestie Amanda, because she thinks Amanda will pick the song she wants. I love this as a reason! Pick what will lead to the best performance! It works and Amanda picks “Damaged” by Danity Kane. Dawn is emoting and having fun, but Amanda is killing it. I think Dawn may have chosen Amanda as a way to help her friend win — and because she wants to rest. When she gets backstage, she shouts, “I love this show!”

The next queen selected is Q. She picks Megami, a misguided attempt to choose easy competition. Megami selects “What About” by Janet Jackson. Narrator of the season, Morphine, wisely points out that Megami isn’t picking the song she wants, but the song that will hinder the other bitch. Megami notes that she may not be the best at choreo but she is Latina and can still move. At least, better than Q that’s for sure. Megami easily wins.

Finally, the moment we’ve all been I was waiting for: Morphine. She picks Geneva which was a brilliant choice, because Geneva is good so it doesn’t seem cowardly, but she’s saving the Mhi’ya rematch for the end. Morphine is dressed in a glittery black suit dress and a curly blonde wig. I don’t remember what Geneva was wearing but I do remember she did her reveal too early. Morphine does her (first) reveal right on time, ripping off her outfit to get into a beige and black glittery bodysuit right after Geneva falls into the splits as if to undermine that move. Dawn exclaims, “She’s just so pretty!” and YES Dawn gets it. Morphine then does a second reveal this time shaking off her blonde locks into long straight red hair. Morphine wins (duh) and Ru politely says, “Geneva thank you for giving it your all.”

Next up is Mirage. She picks Hershii which feels like a bad choice. If she really wants to redeem herself, going after the first eliminated queen feels like it undermines that a bit. I’m not saying she needed to go for Mhi’ya but I think she should’ve picked Xunami. Hershii chooses “Alone” by Kim Petras and Nicki Minaj with the hope that the Nicki part will trip Mirage up on lyrics. Alas it does not and Mirage easily wins. I just think it would’ve hit harder with tougher competition!

That means the threeway lip sync is Mhi’ya vs. Plasma vs. Xunami. The way this works is there’s only one winner but that winner gets to skip to the next round.  Mhi’ya’s name is selected which means she gets to choose the song and she picks “Milkshake” by Kelis. Props to Plasma for really giving it her all even if it feels a little like watching your drunk aunt grinding at a wedding. Also props to Xunami who knows she isn’t going to win so decides to just give “model” and highlight her beauty. Mhi’ya does a few of her tricks, but to be honest no one is that great. Mhi’ya still wins.

Kicking off this next round is Amanda. She picks Megami. Morphine narrates that Megami is someone they all think they can beat. (Ominous.) Megami once again makes an excellent strategic choice of song with “The Shoop Shoop Song” by Cher. This allows her to do comedy and Amanda’s very solid performance just can’t keep up. Backstage Plane says “the Eeyore of drag” won and, shady comment aside, she’s write. Megami wins again.

Next up is Morphine v. Mirage. Morphine picks “This Time I Know It’s for Real” by Donna Summer which allows Morphine to really emphasize her beauty and get us all to fall in love with her even more. Mirage does a great job and it’s certainly close, but Morphine wins!

Now it’s down to three. Whoever’s name is picked gets to choose their opponent and then the other queen automatically goes to the finals. Morphine lip syncing three times in a row would’ve exhausted her so I watched that bingo ball nervously. Megami is chosen and once again makes an inspired pick. She chooses Mhi’ya. Amanda says this is a bad choice, but I deeply disagree. Mhi’ya has a reputation for being the best and if you’re going to lose why not lose to the best? Also Megami has charm and Mhi’ya has none. Megami can’t out-charm Morphine (and she certainly can’t out-dance her) so Mhi’ya is an opponent with a very different skillset. Also because there’s only one song left, they’re stuck with “We Got the Beat” by The Go-Gos, not exactly Mhi’ya’s number one choice.

I really thought the producers would insist on a Morphine/Mhi’ya rematch. But they wisely observe that Megami is on a role and it’s way more fun to watch her than Mhi’ya! Megami wins, much to everyone’s surprise. I was delighted!!

The final matchup is to “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” by C+C Music Factory. My first thought was Megami making it to the finals means an easy win for Morphine. But that’s exactly how everyone else was thinking all night! Megami begins lip syncing with her hand and it’s very funny and a brilliant way to pull focus from Morphine. But a joke will only go so far… how can anyone’s eyes not drift back to Morphine?

As I waited for the winner to be announced, I truly had no idea how things would shake out. Would the strongest lip syncer — and the love of my life — take it? Or would Ru and the producers be too excited about an underdog story?

HOORAY!!!! Morphine is a winner, baby! She may not have won the crown, but she did win $50k… and our hearts.

Teleport Us to Mars!! Here Are Some Random Thoughts:

+ A man in the audience winks at Amanda while she’s performing. That same man later looks at Morphine like he’s ready to throw his entire life away for her. (I get it, obviously.)

+ Maybe it’s because now I know she’s trans, but this whole episode I couldn’t remember why I hated Amanda.

+ I loved Morphine’s video game metaphor.

+ If you haven’t watched yet, check out Morphine’s Whatcha Packin’.

+ Queen I was rooting for: Morphine

+ Queen I’m horniest for: Morphine

+ Queen I want to be best friends with but then maybe one night we’re hanging out and there’s a vibe in the room and it’s like should I act on the vibe or will that ruin our friendship and the sexual tension is heavy in the air like the Miami humidity until finally one thing leads to another and we kiss: Morphine

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  1. I’m sorry, but the Mhi’ya hate on display here ticked me off, and “Also Megami has charm and Mhi’ya has none” is a WILD thing to say imo. I’ve been tired enough combing through racist Drag Race stans on Twitter pretending that it’s not impressive to watch a queen pull out stunts and tricks that take years of training and experience to pull off effectively in a lipsync song, but seeing it pop up ad nauseum in this recap was a bit much for me. I personally have always found Mhi’ya’s shady comments to be funny and have viewed them as an obvious bit (remember when she said with a straight face that Sapphira couldn’t fit into her costume? I screamed!), but if people don’t feel that way it’s fine. I just hated biting my tongue every time I checked in on AS’s recaps all season long, and seeing the hate hitting so hard on an episode after Mhi’ya literally has already been eliminated and cannot win this show and has been dealing with nasty trolls all season long. I don’t really care if anyone thinks she’s the worst thing to happen to Drag Race ever, but can we please remember that she’s a person? Lord knows I don’t take the recaps on here that seriously, but it’s gone long past the point of being funny. At least the fact that it looks like we don’t get a reunion this time around means this will be the last time I have to get my recaps with a side of bitterness (unless she wears something to the finale that people can’t possibly refrain from insisting is the worst thing they’ve ever seen that proves to them that she’s a talentless hack who somehow scammed her way onto this famously low-effort competition show ofc).

  2. Honestly, I don’t get the adoration for Morphine. I’m not a fan.

    The songs were lame. The performances weren’t great.

    The show needs a complete overhaul.

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Boobs on Your Tube: Top Chef’s Newest Chefbian Is on Fire!

You made it through another week, congratulations! Last week, Drag Race had a writing challenge!? Finally, a win for awkward queer introverts! Also, Kayla researched and assembled the 16 Bachelor Nation alum who have come out as queer (and 16 feels like more than one would think!). And speaking of our reality TV beat, exes Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz are into same girl in Vanderpump Rules’ most bisexual season. Julianne Moore’s Mary & George reveals that being good at gay sex doesn’t mean you can lead a country. Death and Other Details met its maker this week, which means it’s time to once again look back on 52 queer TV shows cancelled after one season. Drew is still wading her way through Riverdale and she’s chaotically recapped the second season as only she can. And listen, is it possible that Heartbreak High somehow got even gayer in Season Two?

Another year, another March Madness has come to a close. We are here to crown our newest champion, Willow Rosenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer 🏆. Please read Natalie’s post giving Willow her flowers, but also read it for Natalie’s reflection on the importance of queer teen television amidst anti-LGBTQ backlash attacking our schools. For this week’s “lost movie review,” Drew is revisiting the gay marriage of careerism in All About Eve. There’s a strong argument to be made that our current era of toxic queer women on-screen should tackle movie musicals next! Gabe Dunn talked with Vera Drew about The People’s Joker (an indie trans take on the infamous character that seriously looks so good) and the delusion of creating weird trans art.

Drew has your review of Zendaya’s latest bisexual catniip film Challengers and she cannot stop talking about this film, so you need to get into it. She also has been enjoying Newfest’s Queering the Canon: Besties film series and she’s here to report 10 Facts About Go Fish from Guinevere Turner and Rose Troche that are well worth your time. A lot of the Newfest screenings are going to be virtual through April 15th if you’re far away from NYC, but if you’re in New York and would like to attend in person this weekend — Carmen is doing the introduction to Set It Off tomorrow, and she’d love to see you!

Notes from the TV Team: 

+ Station 19 came with an update that Carina won’t be able to carry their next baby after all, but now Maya is considering it. So those of you who are hoping to see an even more expanded Marina family, do not give up hope! — Carmen

+ This week on Grey’s Anatomy, we get some small snippets of Helm and Yasuda together (still not enough for my liking, but there’s a set up for future plots to come at least). What we do learn is that Helm is quizzing Yasuda with flashcards for what I’m assuming is her intern exam, based on Grey’s Anatomy flashcard quizzes of the past. She’s also rewarding her for right answers with french fries (in public) or a strip tease (in private, and no we don’t get to see it!). Things seemed all good for the couple until we find out at the end of the episode that Yasuda had the opportunity to be on a big case… only Helm blocked her from it! For reasons still uknown! But whew, Yasuda was pissed. And that’s what I meant by there’s a set up for some future plots to come. Grey’s returns in three weeks, and it better not let me down! — Carmen

+ For a second season in a row, chefbian Britt Rescigno had her quest to win Food Network’s Tournament of Champions thwarted in the semifinals by Maneet Chauhan. But it wasn’t just the “Dancing Spice Queen” who made it difficult for Rescigno, it was the Randomizer, which saved its most dastardly combination for their battle. They were tasked with using hay to create an interactive dish with alligator, chayote, and xanthan gum. It was the most difficult randomizer spin in TOC history. Britt made an amazing dish of Alligator Étouffée but fell just short of her goal. With two final four appearances in two years, there’s no doubt we haven’t seen the last of Britt Rescigno (or her perfectly coiffed hair). — Natalie

+ Most of this week’s episode of All American focused on the football, so we weren’t left with nearly enough screentime for Patience and Coop. As the two await news of Miko’s likely release, they join Layla for some self-defense classes. The whole thing feels insufficient for Patience who seeks out more training from Layla’s new business partner, Ryan. — Natalie

+ In the show The Great North (an animated sitcom by some of the brilliant minds behind Bob’s Burgers) this season, Jane Lynch plays the Tobin family’s long lost lesbian aunt who had been living in a bunker for decades because her secret girlfriend married a man. One of the teen sons of the family, Ham, is gay, and in this week’s episode, he takes his aunt out to some gay bars to see what her vibe is, since when she went into the bunker, things weren’t quite as progressive as they are today. It’s a very cute, funny episode. — Valerie Anne


Top Chef: Wisconsin Episode 2104: “The Wright Way”

Written by Natalie

Rasika prepares her dish for this week's Frank Lloyd Wright inspired elimination challenge

Rasika just keeps on winning!

This week, Top Chef forgoes its usual quickfire challenge and sends the cheftestants on a tour of Wisconsin native Frank Lloyd Wright’s work. The chefs are asked to pair up — Rasika teams up with her running buddy, Danny — and create two dishes, inspired by Wright’s work and his theme of duality. Among the stops? Wright’s former home and drafting studio, Taliesin. The episode doesn’t delve into the sordid history of the locale — a crazed chef went on a rampage, killing Wright’s mistress and six others, and setting the space ablaze — but I almost wish they had. Maybe it would’ve made the chefs appreciate the stakes and maybe it would’ve prepared me for the absolutely cutthroat double elimination that takes place.

“Everything is seemingly similar but strikingly different,” Rasika notes, as the looks around at Taliesin, and it becomes the foundation of the dish she’ll develop with Danny. They plan to create plates that look similar, but with contrasting colors and flavors. Rasika makes a daal quenelle with a carrot puree, rasam (an Indian consommé) and pickled beet root. Danny matches her by preparing a spinach and scallop mouse with zucchini puree with pickled zucchini batons. Both Rasika and Danny are alums of French Laundry and you can see it in the way that they cook. They’re both technical marvels, determined to produce planks — him of zucchini, her of beet root — that are identically cut (down to the millimeter).

But Rasika reminds the audience that she’s not interested in cooking traditional fine dining food. She’s taking her food — Tamil cuisine — and elevating it to the level of fine dining. As Danny samples her rasam, Rasika notes that it’s her grandmother’s recipe and she’s guiding her like Remy from Ratatouille. She’s so adorable, I love her.

Rasika and Danny are the first to deliver their plates to a stellar judging panel, including Top Chef: World All-Stars winner Buddha Lo, three-Michelin Star chefbian Dominique Crenn, and a sleeveless Kristen Kish. The judges love their dishes and Tom raves about Rasika’s textures and levels of spice and acidity. The pair get the win — and $10k to split between them — and, for having prepared the better of the two dishes, Rasika wins immunity for the next challenge. The chefbian is on fire!

The rest of the cheftestants do not have a good night. For the first time I can recall in Top Chef history, the losing team is so obvious that Tom doesn’t even want to bother with the pretense. They’re invited to judges’ table and told to pack their knives and go. But the safe chefs don’t avoid critique entirely: Kristen and Buddha join the remaining 10 chefs in the stew room and tell them to step their game up.


9-1-1 705: “You Don’t Know Me”

Written by Natalie

After asking Mara's consent, Karen sits down, in her silk pajamas, to talk to Mara before bed. Mara is wrapped up in blankets, including the pink one she won't let go of.

“Did I miss an episode?” I kept asking myself while watching this week’s episode of 9-1-1. I appreciate that there was a two month jump between seasons but it feels like we’ve missed so much. How’d we get to the point where Eddie and Marisol are moving in together? All we’ve seen of their relationship was them flirting at hardware store and now they’re U-Hauling? Did the show make Buck bi and turn Eddie into a lesbian? How did we get to Chimney and Maddie’s wedding already? There’s been no mention of it. And, most importantly, for our purposes, how did we get to a point where Hen and Karen would be showing off pictures of their future daughter and this is the first we’re hearing of it? Hen was suspended earlier this season and we couldn’t get even a throwaway line about its potential impact on their adoption?! Make it make sense.

But, as jarring as it is, it’s where we are: with Chimney and Maddie giving their daughter’s baby clothes to Hen and Karen, as they anticipate the arrival of their newborn. We barely get to see them revel in their joy before the social worker, Deidra, calls to pull the rug out from under them: the grandmother has decided to keep the baby. But Deidra pivots, asking Karen and Hen to consider taking in an older child — a 9-year old girl — who’s currently living in a group home. The girl’s already experienced so much loss but Deidra’s convinced that Karen and Hen are her very best chance at a winning life. The couple smiles and immediately looks forward to meeting this special girl.

Deidra brings Mara over and introduces her to Karen, Hen, and Denny. She doesn’t respond to the changes, she simply clutches her blanket tightly. Denny offers her his teddy bear to make her feel more at home and she accepts it, only to destroy it later. Later, after they’ve all retired to bed, Karen wakes up to find Mara standing at the foot of their bed, watching over them. It’s like a scene out of a scary movie, it’s so unnerving. Hen offers to take Mara back to her room and the child lets out a piercing scream. It’s the first sound they’ve heard from Mara since she arrived. Hen manages to settle her down but has to spend the night sleeping next to Mara’s bed on the floor.

The next morning, things get worse: Denny touches Mara’s blanket and she tosses a coffee mug at his head, causing a gash that requires seven stitches to repair. Neither Karen nor Hen are the type to give up on anything, especially a child, but they have a responsibility to protect their son. They call Deidra to begin talking about sending Mara back. But a call persuades Hen to approach the situation differently: she delves into Mara’s history, acquiring her parents’ records from Athena. Hen learns that Mara’s parents were addicts who use crime to support their habit. They died of an opioid overdose on the same night. Maddie gives Hen and Karen access to the 9-1-1 call that reported the overdose and the couple hears Mara, pleading for her parents to wake up.

Suddenly, Mara’s actions make sense. She was scared that Hen and Karen wouldn’t wake up so she came into their room to watch over them. Later that night, Karen steps into Mara’s room — asking for Mara’s consent each time — and assures the young girl that she doesn’t have to be brave all the time. But because she understands that Mara’s comfort will take time, she gives her a baby monitor: with the camera pointed directly at Karen and Hen’s bed. Mara will always know that the couple is there and that they are safe. Karen says goodnight and, as she leaves, Mara responds, “night, night” — the first words she’s said since she arrived — and I’m convinced that everything’s gonna be alright.

Hen in her "best person" suit for Chimney's wedding. Hen is wearing a black suit with white piping running down her left shoulder. She's wearing a black bow as a tie with flower affixed to her breast pocket.

But maybe not alright for Chimney who is MIA on his wedding day with his best person, Hen, none the wiser, and with Eddie and Buck dressed like Miami Vice stand-ins. I have no idea how we got here but Hen looks amazing in that suit so I will allow it.


Beacon 23 Episode 201: “Godspeed”

Written by Valerie Anne

Lena Headey as Aster in a space pod, looking like she is asleep

Sleeping beauty.

I don’t want you to say I’ve never done anything for you, because despite being very disappointed by how queerness was portrayed and treated in Season 1, I have tuned into Season 2 for you. Mostly to see if Lena Headey’s Aster survived the head wound she was given in the Season 1 finale.

The episode begins in chaos, everyone attacking everyone else, the humans on board are mad, the AI version of Aleph is mad, everything is bad. When the chaos dies down a little,
Halan takes Aster’s body and puts her in the pod she arrived in and Harmony comes to say goodbye. Halan takes a jump ship and releases Aster’s body into the artifact, much to everyone else’s dismay; the rebels wanted to explode the beacon, Aleph wanted to go into the artifact himself. When Aster’s pod enters the artifact, the artifact releases a burst of blue light that starts to break down the Beacon. Halan plans to take off into space, maybe go back to his father’s colony, but Aleph takes control of his pod and takes him back to the Beacon. When he gets back inside, all the other humans are dead, and Harmony is deprogrammed, which might as well be AI murder. Aleph tells Halan he’s abandoning him at the Beacon, alone, while he goes and deals with the rest fo the rebels.

So I’m not sure what the rest of this season is going to look like. If it will be Halan trying to survive and escape the Beacon, if he’ll be alone for the rest of the season, or what. But I’ll keep watching, for you, and I’ll come back with updates if Lena Headey returns, or if a wild space lesbian appears.

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    • Aside from two things:
      – A possible moment in the first episode, and
      – Two women hinted at in the finale, one of whom is dead before the show even starts
      This show is very straight. I’d say it’s almost aggressively straight.

  1. This season of Top Chef has been excellent and what a joy it is to see Kristen up there every week! She brings a really lovely energy to the show. Rasika has truly been on fire and I love the risks she takes…can’t wait to see her continue to crush it

  2. Apparently, Jonathan Nolan also wants to follow his brother’s path.
    It’s sad because I always thought that at least he cared a little about us queers, unlike his brother.
    On the other hand, I feel that the most important reason for Fallout’s good scores on imdb is because Fallout is completely heterosexual, because many people who give the series a perfect score refer to or hate The Last of Us.
    Unfortunately, the series is not so faithful to the game, not having a queer character is just one of them.

  3. Hey Autostraddle, are you aware of the canadian web series Nesting? Best friends trying to get pregnant fall in love. The falling in love happens very late in the season but it’s worth watching.

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10 Facts About ‘Go Fish’ from Guinevere Turner and Rose Troche

When a movie is as influential as Rose Troche’s Go Fish, it’s easy to dismiss it as a relic of its time. But last night at Newfest’s Queering the Canon: Besties screening, the energy was all about the present.

A room full of dykes of all ages watched and reacted to this thirty year old film with pained and delighted recognition. We may no longer use cassette tapes and corded phones, but who among us doesn’t have a friend who makes bad romantic decisions? (Or maybe we’re the friend who makes bad romantic decisions.)  And, unfortunately, lesbians are still telling other people they can’t identify as lesbians because they had sex with a man!

It was a beautiful night of cinema and community and the Q&A after the screening with Rose Troche and Guinevere Turner was an absolute delight. They revealed so many fun facts about the movie that I simply must share with you all!

If you’re in NYC, you can attend more Queering the Canon screenings this weekend and if you’re not you can watch their virtual platform! Tomorrow night, our very own editor-in-chief Carmen Phillips is introducing Set It Off!


10 Facts About ‘Go Fish’

  1. Guinevere Turner and Rose Troche met in organizing spaces like ACT UP and Queer Nation. Troche quipped that it was a great place to meet girls.
  2. Turner and Troche were dating when they started working on the movie, but then broke up mid-shooting. Things were very fraught for the last year of making the film — and Troche couldn’t move her stuff out because they’d used their apartment as a set.
  3. The film was inspired by a scene from the 1991 movie Switch where Ellen Barkin goes to a lesbian bar. The bar was so far from their experiences, they felt they needed to accurately show their lesbian community on-screen
  4. They shot the film on nights and weekends while all working full-time jobs.
  5. The original idea was to combine narrative with experimental with documentary until legendary producer Christine Vachon told them to cut the documentary portion.
  6. Vachon was also who told them to change the title from Ely and Max.
  7. The wedding sequence was the first scene they filmed. It happened because Turner found a wedding dress at a thrift store that fit her perfectly. It’s still Troche’s favorite part of the movie.
  8. Half of the crew threatened to quit when Troche and Turner suggested a scene where one of the lesbians has sex with a man. They incorporated that response into the film itself with the following sequence where the other lesbians express their negative feelings. That moment was also inspired by a Disney cartoon where Goofy is judged by a group of cats.
  9. V.S. Brodie had to wait almost a year to get her hair cut until they had the money and equipment to shoot that scene.
  10. They shot the film on equipment borrowed from various film schools. This resulted in the film being largely shot on an eclair NPR, a 16mm film camera known for shooting news footage during World War II.

So much queer movie magic!!


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  1. Gosh I remember seeing this movie, probably when it first came out ! I loved it so much.

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‘Challengers’ Is Catnip for Bisexuals — And Finally Gives Zendaya a Role Worthy of Her Talent

This review of Challengers is spoiler-free.


Jumping back and forth through time with abandon, at first I found the structure of Luca Guadagnino’s much-anticipated Challengers to be off-putting. Then it hit me: It’s structured like a tennis match.

Now, I don’t know a lot about tennis and only have a cursory understanding of how it’s scored. But by the end of the film I was so deeply seduced into its world that I felt like an expert. Like Zendaya’s prodigy turned coach Tashi Duncan, I was plotting from the sidelines, desperate to jump out of my seat and grab hold of the racket.

The seduction of Challengers is plentiful with exciting sports movie sequences and even more exciting make outs. The Trent Reznor/Atticus Ross score pulses throughout, often giving casual conversations the energy of a match point.

As Tashi will say again and again, for her everything is tennis. Everything is a back and forth spar with her on one side and her opponent on the other. (She was never known for playing doubles.)

The details of our trio’s dynamics are best discovered within the film’s unraveling. Zendaya, Mike Faist, and Josh O’Connor are all so sexy and so sexy together — each individual, each pair, and all three with such different relationships and means of seduction. This is a true love triangle with desire volleyed in all directions.

Like Personal Best meets Merrily We Roll Along, the film sweats with lust and regret, the beauty of connection and the pain of connections’ fractures. The characters, especially Tashi, care about tennis and care about winning above all else. The film doesn’t approve or apologize for this perspective. Instead, it invites us inside.

As a career-focused Capricorn, I was easily seduced. But I still cackled with glee at just how willing these characters and the film was to assert the importance of winning. Of course, this mindset impacts the characters’ relationships to one another. And yet, true to Tashi, the film posits, would that impact be negative if they just fucking won?

In the end, we’re all winners, because we’ve been gifted a movie as fun as it is stylish as it is emotional as it is sexy. Zendaya commands the screen with no caveats. She’s not good with what she’s given (Dune) or good despite the mediocre writing (Euphoria). She’s just… good. No, she’s great. No, she’s the best. She’s so good in this role, it’s impossible to imagine anyone else playing it. She utilizes her celebrity as well as her acting talent to create a larger than life figure still human and recognizable.

Luca Guadagnino is not known for his explicit sex scenes and you won’t find any here. But the foreplay is so good, it feels explicit. There’s something very queer about turning the appetizer of a kiss into a whole meal. The lack of explicit sex in Call Me By Your Name felt cowardly — here it increases the erotic tension. These characters can never quite hold onto one another nor the success they desperately desire so everything feels like edging. We’re led right up to catharsis only for the kissing to stop or the game to be interrupted by yet another flashback.

By the end, the catharsis finally arrives, but in a way you don’t expect. It’s the movie equivalent of a two hour steamy makeout that results in an unexpected orgasm. Or maybe it’s the movie equivalent of a three day tennis match filled with impeccable skill and inevitable exhaustion. Or maybe, just maybe, those are the same thing. After all, for Tashi Duncan everything is tennis.


Challengers opens in theatres on April 26.

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  1. Since your review, or in many other’s opinions, lack of review on True Detective, I genuinely cannot stand or stomach anything you have written. It’s like you live in a bizarre fantasy world. I wish Autostraddle had considered the thoughts of over sixty commenters on that post when assigning reviews. It’s basically the most comments anything on here has ever gotten, so clearly, more focus should’ve been paid. Especially since a majority of the reviews were from fellow queers and people of color calling you out. You might be a decent writer at something, but it certainly is not reviews.

    • Hey now just because we disagree on whether or not police propaganda is good representation doesn’t mean we can’t bond over horny tennis.

      • i agree w/ the above commenter. yr review of true detective was shitty and dismissive of the real work of bipoc folks putting their real experiences to form, esp when there’s real dearth of knowledge abt the reality of missing and murdered indigenous women. someone else should’ve written that review. writing abt rich ppl is a fine work for u tho, such is the case w/ this film.

    • This comment comes off as creepy and obsessive. You disagree with her opinion on one show (that received mixed reviews anyway) so you comment hateful shit on whatever she writes going forward? Are you part of the crew on that show or do you just not have anything better to do?

      Anyway Drew, thank you for reviewing this film! I wasn’t sure that I’d go to see it but now I’ll make time for it.

  2. Hi Drew, Senior Editor at Autostraddle,

    This movie was not on my radar but now it is !

    As Senior Editor at Autostraddle, a position you most assuredly deserve considering your knowledge and skillful craft, let me say I very much appreciate your writing. We are very lucky to have you because wow, do you have the chops.

    Thanks for making me see, as always, beyond my limitations. Whether I “agree” or not, it’s always a fun ride how you make me step out of myself and my narrow confines.

    I wish I was more spontaneous in just commenting your articles instead of going off on a mad think that lasts for days, but today’s the day I step up and say it right now ! I dunno, something about extra motivation I guess.

    Plus : I love the company you keep 💘

  3. Another fantastic review Drew, I can’t wait to see Zendaya smash it in this movie. Your writing is gorgeous, funny and electric as usual, thank you.

    Also lol, I honestly had to laugh in disgust at the peep going wild over (the notoriously misogynistic, fake and scaremongering) True Detective. Your writing is fabulous and opinions on point. Don’t waste a second on some anons being anon.

  4. I feel like I Am Love and A Bigger Splash both featured explicit sex scenes, though “explicit” might be subjective. Graphic, anyway…?

    • His work definitely has sex in it. I just think he’s generally more interested in everything around the sex?

      It’s been a long time since I’ve seen I Am Love though so maybe I’m misremembering that one.

  5. CMBYN sucked but turning away from sex wasn’t cowardly jesus no one wants to see loser twink chud only good actor was armi!

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