Also, Kehlani is pregnant (and adorable) and Sarah Paulson wants to know what all the top Hollywood stars smell like.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood visits a Rage Room and Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli’s marriage is exactly how you imagined it.
Also, Hayley Kiyoko got the hot car and Samira Wiley wants to dance with somebody.
Also, Lena Waithe looks good in front of a wall, Kehlani reveals her collection of grills and the darkness consumes us all.
Also, Sarah Paulson stunned everyone at the Emmys and Evan Rachel Wood prepares to go to goddamned outer space.
Also, Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson keep it casual on the red carpet and Hayley Kiyoko makes some fashion week… choices.
Come for the Lindsay Lohan awkwardly dancing in Mykonos content but stay for the picture of Janelle Monáe biting coyly into an olive.
Also, Lena Waithe gives you the eye and Samira Wiley will totally hold that for you.
Also, King Princess and Amandla Stenberg are gettin’ real gay and our pals Alice, Shane and Bette are up to some of their old tricks.
Also, Stephanie Beatriz glams out in front of some shrubbery and Janelle Monáe is here to ruin your afternoon.
Also, Kehlani is smoldering at the farmer’s market and Ruby Rose is ready to trade eyebrows whenever you’re ready.
Hayley Kiyoko responded by taking her entire crew to Disneyworld, and probably went on all the rides ten extra times.
Also, Hayley Kiyoko is throwing a solo dance party and Tegan Quin met a dinosaur.
Also, Demi Lovato has a potential new business venture and tbh we’re all still dealing with Lena Waithe’s haircut.
Also, Janelle Monáe meets fans and Annie Clark plays baby basketball!
Also, Demi Lovato miiiiight be a host and all your faves went to see Janelle Monáe.
Everybody is wearing perfect outfits for Pride, but which celebrity is wearing “the most Blanche Deveraux thing [they] have ever put on [their] body” ?!?!?!?!
Also, baby Evan Rachel Wood takes the stage and everybody’s getting Kehlani tattoos.
I’m honestly just spending this week deciding which celebrities are big spoons and little spoons and nothing you say is going to change my mind.
Also, Tegan and Sara arrive business casual and Jasika Nicole is a mermaid princess.