Also, Jenny Owen Youngs wrote you a love song, Kehlani gave you a pep talk and I gave Demi Lovato a present from the heart.
Also, Demi Lovato fell into some snow and Hayley Kiyoko is STILL breaking up with you.
Also, Hayley Kiyoko wants to discuss your relationship status and Cara Delevingne wants to set your spirit free (it’s the only way to be).
In which Annie Clark helicopters her way into your heart, Danielle Brooks meets Missy Elliott and Gaby Dunn finally joins the black parade.
Also, Danielle Brooks is an actual sparkle princess and Hayley Kiyoko introduces me to my new favorite athletic league.
Samira Wiley, Lauren Morelli and Cara Delevingne are all having a real time with their eyelashes this week.
Also, please enjoy Lena Waithe and Samira Wiley’s Golden Globes ensembles, an encouraging portrait of Ellen Page’s marriage and the true essence of Cameron Esposito’s hair.
Find out who’s lost in the woods, who’s being pursued by their arch nemesis and how Brittani Nichols reacted to getting the girl.
Also, Jasika Nicole is lost in the woods and you’ll prooooobably want to know about Evan Rachel Wood’s new years resolution.
Also, Gaby Dunn’s cool new girlfriend, casual Sarah Paulson and PATTERS PAGE.
There’s a picture of Sara Ramirez smiling in here. Also, Lauren Jauregui met Cardi B and Gaby Dunn met her destiny.
Also, Gaby Dunn’s incredibly gay teenage journal. Trust me.
Also, Stephanie Beatriz is laughing alone with motorcycles and Bella Thorne got a new tattoo.
Also, Lena Waithe met Obama, Sara Ramirez is trying to actually kill you and Lauren Jauregui sent you a flirtatious text message.
Also, Gaby Dunn meets a horse and Demi Lovato is having a swell time.
In which we delve into some important rumors of the day – and also, Jasika Nicole, Lauren Jauregui and Mallory Ortberg make some excellent fashion decisions.
Also, Cara Delevingne jumped out of a heckin’ airplane, Amandla Stenberg wrestled a robot and Samira Wiley brought you some strawberries.
In which Danielle Brooks is dancing to “Bodak Yellow” and Cara Delevingne is here to offer you alternative transportation solutions.
Also, Cameron Esposito and Kristin Russo are examining their inner Buffy characters and Mallory Ortberg got into some blue lipstick.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood traces her root, Brittani Nichols seeks revenge, and also this Bella Thorne thing is still happening, I guess.