I’m honestly just spending this week deciding which celebrities are big spoons and little spoons and nothing you say is going to change my mind.
Also, Tegan and Sara arrive business casual and Jasika Nicole is a mermaid princess.
Also, Brittani Nichols is hosting a fashion show and Evan Rachel Wood is being queerly influenced.
Also, wouldn’t it be nice to be stepped on by Hayley Kiyoko?
Also, Demi Lovato and Hayley Kiyoko are still using Instagram to trap thirsty souls, Sara Ramirez looks dapper af, and other constants in life.
Also, we caught Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson suspiciously canoodling and Evan Rachel Wood has entered Friendsworld.
Also, someone threw Kehlani a surprise party and Hayley Kiyoko is kiiinda NSFW.
Also, Hayley Kiyoko may have literally invented the thirst trap and Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher got haircuts.
Also, Lena Waithe, Wanda Sykes and Catwoman walked into an award show and Samira Wiley learned a valuable skill.
Also, Stella Maxwell celebrates Kristen Stewart’s birthday, Carmen Esposito’s throwback in honor of Rex Manning Day and Hayley Kiyoko’s gay key ring.
Also, Lauren Jauregui is calling the corners and Demi Lovato and Kehlani are up to SOMETHING.
Who proposed to Jenny Owen Youngs at the Buffy Prom? What are Lauren Jauregui and Hayley Kiyoko doing in Miami? Who knows anything anymore?
Also, Evan Rachel Wood is bisexual underground and Kristin Russo became a vapelord.
Also, everybody went to Buffy Prom and Brittani Nichols is investigating Kehlani’s mysterious relationship status.
Everyone at the Oscars was just following Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson around and we’re so here for it.
Also, Janelle Monáe is taking over the world and the cast of Orange Is The New Black are ruining your photo shoot.
Also, Jenny Owen Youngs wrote you a love song, Kehlani gave you a pep talk and I gave Demi Lovato a present from the heart.
Also, Demi Lovato fell into some snow and Hayley Kiyoko is STILL breaking up with you.
Also, Hayley Kiyoko wants to discuss your relationship status and Cara Delevingne wants to set your spirit free (it’s the only way to be).
In which Annie Clark helicopters her way into your heart, Danielle Brooks meets Missy Elliott and Gaby Dunn finally joins the black parade.