Also, Lena Waithe met Obama, Sara Ramirez is trying to actually kill you and Lauren Jauregui sent you a flirtatious text message.
Also, Gaby Dunn meets a horse and Demi Lovato is having a swell time.
In which we delve into some important rumors of the day – and also, Jasika Nicole, Lauren Jauregui and Mallory Ortberg make some excellent fashion decisions.
Also, Cara Delevingne jumped out of a heckin’ airplane, Amandla Stenberg wrestled a robot and Samira Wiley brought you some strawberries.
In which Danielle Brooks is dancing to “Bodak Yellow” and Cara Delevingne is here to offer you alternative transportation solutions.
Also, Cameron Esposito and Kristin Russo are examining their inner Buffy characters and Mallory Ortberg got into some blue lipstick.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood traces her root, Brittani Nichols seeks revenge, and also this Bella Thorne thing is still happening, I guess.
Also, Gabby Rivera met a baby and Stephanie Beatriz and Brittani Nichols are both living their absolute best lives.
Also, Danielle Brooks travels in style, Laura Jane Grace expresses an opinion and Mallory Ortberg goes thrifting.
Also, Kate McKinnon’s girlfriend makes her triumphant debut, Amber Heard is on a totally platonic adventure with her gal pal and Lena Waithe is a goddamn snappy dresser.
Evan Rachel Wood celebrates her birthday, Gaby Dunn celebrates America, Kristin Russo celebrates fashion week and we all celebrate Demi.
Also, Chelsea Manning gets literal, Gabby Rivera cackles in the streets and Ruby Tandoh takes the Bake-Off back from the straights.
Also, Brittani Nichols hits the VMAs, Kristin Russo starts hoarding citrus and Ellen Page is in lo-o-o-o-ove.
A lot of famous people looked at the sun (with protective glasses). Also, Cara Delevingne met a shark and Jasika Nicole did some kind of freaky Instagram mitosis.
In which Evan Rachel Wood gets fancy, Gabby Rivera makes a new friend and I FIND PATTERS.
In which Danielle Brooks is anthropomorphizing a wig, Gaby Dunn got a haircut and Brittani Nichols is fine.
Also, Jasika Nicole reviews “Girls Trip,” Cara Delevingne jumpstarts her life of crime and Queen Latifah is up to her usual (completely heterosexual) hijinks.
Also, Stephanie Beatriz battles some zombies, Mallory Ortberg makes some phone calls and Evan Rachel Wood wears some shoulder pads!
Also, Evan Rachel Wood attends a Rocky Horror screening and Sarah Paulson makes a real connection with someone special.
Also, Tegan and Sara go full Canada, Gaby Dunn goes full LA and Evan Rachel Wood goes full bisexual.