Also, Janelle Monáe visited the White House and Ruby Rose fired her beard.
Also, Gillian Anderson built herself a candy fort and Sarah Paulson will do sit-ups for coffee.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood and Kate Moennig are causing shenanigans and Brittani Nichols got smacked in the face with a tail.
Also, Kristen and Stella buy some spring rolls, Brittani Nichols rebrands for the new year and Cara Delevingne shows off the face that made her famous.
Also, Lady Gaga is eating a cookie out of Stella Maxell’s mouth, Ruby Rose plays it casual in public and Brittani Nichols and Rhea Butcher commit a fashion faux pas.
Also, Kaki King met a feminist icon, Cara Delevingne went to Santa Con and Gabby Rivera busted out the holiday sweaters.
Also, Rhea Butcher went to Jurassic Park, Jiz Lee met some jellyfish and Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson got dessert.
What have the rich and famous been up to this weekend? Oh, the ushe, lounging with some garbage weed, partying with reindeer and building tents for their cats.
In which Jenny Owen Youngs is starting a new life among the ostriches, Ruby Rose is reunited with her iconic BFF and Brittani Nichols has a dance for you.
Who’s got two thumbs and is still desperately clinging to videos of AzMarie Livingston’s face to get through the day?! This guy.
Also, Ruby Rose joined the Misfits, Brittani Nichols is making eyes at you and Danielle Brooks’ Halloween costume is a work of art.
Also, Carrie Brownstein shills for her new girlfriend, Jiz Lee fights the good fight and Ruby Rose is thrilled to receive a can of sardines with her name on it.
Also, the cast of Orange Is The New Black are supporting the singer of their theme song, Ruby Rose looks a damn mess and Queen Latifah has no idea how she ended up in this column.
Also, Tegan and Sara crawl out of the cabbage patch and Brittani Nichols joins Samira and Lauren’s wedding procession.
Also, Cara Delevingne and Annie Clark totally broke up because love is a lie, Brittani Nichols shined her bright light upon a queer haunted hayride and Lindsay Lohan lost a finger in a boating accident. For real.
Also, Holland Taylor built a shrine to her girlfriend, Gaby Dunn joins the bisexual government and Annie Clark doesn’t have time to talk to you.
A lot of celebrities are making questionable health choices, but Brittani Nichols is making all the right choices 100% of the time.
In which Selena Forrest joins Whoopi Goldberg’s extended family, Ruby Rose feels feelings about sports and Jenny Owen Youngs creates dinosaurs with her BRAIN.
Come for Tegan and Sara’s cats, stay for Danielle Brooks’ outfit.