Also, Kate McKinnon’s girlfriend makes her triumphant debut, Amber Heard is on a totally platonic adventure with her gal pal and Lena Waithe is a goddamn snappy dresser.
Evan Rachel Wood celebrates her birthday, Gaby Dunn celebrates America, Kristin Russo celebrates fashion week and we all celebrate Demi.
Also, Chelsea Manning gets literal, Gabby Rivera cackles in the streets and Ruby Tandoh takes the Bake-Off back from the straights.
Also, Brittani Nichols hits the VMAs, Kristin Russo starts hoarding citrus and Ellen Page is in lo-o-o-o-ove.
A lot of famous people looked at the sun (with protective glasses). Also, Cara Delevingne met a shark and Jasika Nicole did some kind of freaky Instagram mitosis.
In which Evan Rachel Wood gets fancy, Gabby Rivera makes a new friend and I FIND PATTERS.
In which Danielle Brooks is anthropomorphizing a wig, Gaby Dunn got a haircut and Brittani Nichols is fine.
Also, Jasika Nicole reviews “Girls Trip,” Cara Delevingne jumpstarts her life of crime and Queen Latifah is up to her usual (completely heterosexual) hijinks.
Also, Stephanie Beatriz battles some zombies, Mallory Ortberg makes some phone calls and Evan Rachel Wood wears some shoulder pads!
Also, Evan Rachel Wood attends a Rocky Horror screening and Sarah Paulson makes a real connection with someone special.
Also, Tegan and Sara go full Canada, Gaby Dunn goes full LA and Evan Rachel Wood goes full bisexual.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood journeys further into the maze and Mallory Ortberg is here to serenade you.
Also, Ruby Rose finds a banana world and Gaby Dunn is a cool queer teen.
Also, Brittani Nichols had a birthday, Laura Jane Grace joined the cast of Friends and Gillian Anderson destroyed some perfectly nice cupcakes.
All the celesbians in our lives are doing great this week – learning new dances, going to pride, climbing into the netherworld – but uh, we’re a little worried about everybody else.
Also, Brittani Nichols gets scandalous, Kirsten Vangsness takes a dip in the Hot Tub Wine Machine and Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner have a “sex adventure.”
Also, Evan Rachel Wood wore a soldier’s uniform and Lauren Morelli and Samira Wiley took in some magic.
How was your Brittani Nichols today?
Also, Janelle Monáe gave a commencement address, Abby Wambach got married and Jasika Nicole has a new food dance for you.
You’re going to want to see this video of Kristen Stewart dancing, trust me.