55 Popsicles to Make Your Summer a Breeze
Popsicles will save the world!
37 S’more Recipes That’ll Leave You Asking for S’more
S’mores recipes for when you want to be covered in chocolate and marshmallow goo, but don’t necessarily have a fire at your disposal.
6 Box Wines, Ranked From “Capri-Fun” To “I’ve Had Worse” By 30 Drunk Queers
30+ queers gathered in a room to eat cheese curds and drink box wine. Now I will share the knowledge we obtained with you, because we’re a community and that’s how it works.
Liquor In the Moving Boxes: A Monkey Wrench While I Pack My Bar
Ugh. I’m moving. Here’s a monkey wrench.
20 Recipes in Honour of British Sandwich Week
Did you know it was British sandwich week last week?
15 Tea Recipes That’ll Make You Feel Like a Potions Master
You can brew them in a cauldron or not; up to you.
16 Meals and Snacks To Maintain The Level Of Sad You Already Feel
“It’s fine, because everything is.”
Liquor in the Grapefruit: A New Twist on an Old Greyhound
When I was flipping through the internet for cocktail inspiration, I was taken with the Greyhound, a miraculously simple cocktail consisting of only gin and grapefruit juice. Something ripe for riffing on.
20 No Chop Recipes Because Honestly Who Has The Time
Sometimes chopping just isn’t an option. Maybe like me this week you can’t use your dominant hand. Maybe you’re sick or just really tired and don’t have it in you to stand in the kitchen for long enough to do all of the things.
42.0 Flower Related Recipes for a “Flower” Related “Holiday”
Blaze it!
15 Snacks You Can Eat As You Stare Dead-Eyed At The Person Who Says They Don’t Know Why It Always Has To Be A Gay Thing
There is something about someone sitting across from you in dead silence without giving you the encouragement of a “right” or “mm-hmm” that makes people’s brain scramble for more words, and just like in the essay portion of a test, the more you talk the more apparent it becomes that you have no idea what you’re even saying.
18 Pickle Recipes for Trans Women and the People Who Love Them
It’s no secret that trans women love pickles. It’s science you guys. Our hormones make it so we don’t absorb sodium as well as other people, at least I think that’s true. That’s what I tell my friends, anyway.
19 Popcorn Recipes for Popcorn Gals and Popcorn Pals
“Once in college I ate popcorn for seven straight meals. That’s over two days of nothing but popcorn.”
40 Recipes Celebrating Onion Diversity
I’m not crying because I’m cutting onions. I’m crying because I’m thinking about how beautiful onions are.
Liquor in the Mint: A Classic Mojito
This build-in-glass classic breaks all the rules and is super easy and it comes with a bit of esoteric knowledge in case a bartender starts a pissing contest with you.
11 Cathartic Recipes Involving Crushed Cheetos
Put some Cheetos in a bag and smash them with a hammer. Stomp them with your combat boots. Run them over with your car. Engage in some mindful meditation and journal about how you’re feeling now.
47 Breakfast Cereals, Ranked By Lesbianism
They’re not girlfriends, they’re just a toasted trio of flakes, twigs and granola cereal!
31 Pasta Recipes To Make Your Belly Full and Your Heart Happy
After a long day of existing, nothing makes me feel better than a warm oversized bowl of warm noods. Maybe you feel the same? Well have I got a list for you.
Follow Your Arrow: “Great British Bake Off” Star Ruby Tandoh Shares Her Love of Food
“I wish there were more LGBTQ food writers, though — it can be a pretty stiflingly traditional (read: heteronormative, and very white) world. Find a network of like-minded queer women to work with, seek advice from and befriend! We gotta stick together.”
Liquor in the Oh Shit Someone Needs a Cocktail ASAP: Jane Rose
Fuck elegance and effort; sometimes you just want to hunker down and watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend with a sugar drink.