20 F*ck-Up-Proof Dinner Party Dishes
These delicious, uncomplicated recipes can serve lots of hungry people without forcing you to spend the whole day in the kitchen and/or all of the money. Huzzah!
Liquor In The Grapefruits: A Very Easy Negroni
A Negroni is perhaps the easiest cocktail in the world to make—it’s three ingredients and can be built all in one glass.
5 Snacks You Can Wear on Your Face (Or 5 Face Masks You Can Eat!)
Tzatziki on your face, huh? We live in a world where it’s been made clear there are no rules and I intended to live as such. And that’s great because tzatziki is my favorite dip that goes with pretty much everything savory. When I die bury me inside a dill leaf store!
14 Snacks to Feed (and Impress) Your Unexpected Guests
Here are some quick recipes utilizing inexpensive ingredients you likely already have on hand that will sate your guests and ensure your grandma won’t disown you. She can deal with the whole “gay thing,” but God Forbid you embarrass her with poor hosting skills.
5 Cooking Tips From A Former Kitchen Gadget Engineer
Working for four and a half years in the quality department at a kitchen gadget company has left me with some strong opinions about proper cooking prep.
20 Single-Serving Recipes, Because Love is a Lie and We All Die Alone
Hello would you like to make food just for yourself today? You totally deserve it.
Potions Class is in Session: Five Healing Drinks You Can Make at Home
Unlike most medicines, these drinks taste great, and they can all be made easily with common ingredients and kitchen equipment. Let’s get started!
Soggy Bottoms: How I Mastered The Fine Art of Making English Muffins
Six weeks and ten batches after my initial muffin-making attempt, I have developed a reasonably passable English muffin recipe that would probably land somewhere around the middle of the pack in an early-season Great British Bake Off technical challenge.
50 Recipes That Use Five Ingredients Or Less
Sometimes it’s nice to put the joy back into cooking (or convince yourself to start cooking in the first place) with simple, straightforward — but still exciting — recipes.
Liquor In The Liquor: My Favorite Cocktail, The Sazerac
The Sazerac isn’t for the faint of heart, because really it is only liquor (including that green fairy, absinthe).
Every Girl Scout Cookie Ranked on a Scale of 1 to 5 Mary Berrys
Gather ’round, you friends of mine. We’re Wilderness Girls and it’s cookie time.
43 Ginger Recipes Because Ginger Is The Best
Anything’s better with more ginger.
29 Foods My Girlfriend’s Cat Would Like to Cook for Me
“I’ve collected some recipes that (way, way deep down) I think my girlfriend’s cat would secretly like to cook for me.”
Get Baked: Quick ‘n Easy Veggie Sausage ‘n Peppers Sandwich
Five steps. Five minutes. Five fucking stars.
36 One-Pan and One-Pot Recipes to Save You From Washing the Dishes
Do yourself a favor and keep your kitchen a little cleaner tonight: Make a meal that asks of you but one simple pot or pan for its creation.
This Is How We Do It: Living That Fresh Bread Lifestyle
This recipe is ideal for people who give just the bare minimum amount of shits about bread baking in relation to the rest of your life.
40 (Non-Toast) Cinnamon Recipes to Spice Up Your Life
Cinnamon has been mixed in with horrendous pumpkin spice situations lately but deserves recognition all on its own.
Liquor In The Winter: The Abbey Longs for Springtime
Seasonal but hopeful for Spring? The Abbey is delightful and orange and has your back this February.
30 Ways To Get Grapefruit Into Your Life
Not your grandma’s breakfast bowl.
Get Baked: Homemade Sparkle Truffles
Because my main objective in life is to make things as gay as possible, I coated these truffles in a form of edible glitter known as “disco dust.”