5 Boxed Wines, Ranked By Lesbians
Official rankings of five influential boxed wines from a Boxed Wine and Artisan Women-Made Cheese Tasting I conducted at a recent Autostraddle event.
10 Foods From Past Presidential Inauguration Meals That Donald Trump Should Definitely Eat On Friday
From jelly “the colour of sadness” to giant cakes and turtle soup, I’ve got a menu you’ll probably want to replicate at home while your cat screams into a pillow.
Liquor On The Farm: A Classic Margarita
Start the year off right — by learning how to make a classic margarita recipe.
10 Poison-Free Alternatives To Foods and Drinks With Poison In Them
Chocolate Mousse tastes WAY better without sedatives.
15 Silver and Gold Dessert Recipes to Make Your New Year Bright
There’s nothing like a bunch of dazzling desserts to distract you from the hellscape that is our collective future!
22 Beers To Brew At Home (Because Why Go Outside Again, Ever)
I’m ready to take back the heritage that is so rightfully ours, and one way I’m going to do that is by homebrewing my own goddamn beer. With my girlfriend. And her cat. Please join us.
Liquor In The Tough Times: The Fortitude Martini
The performance of luxury is more important to me than ever. Plus you can channel your anger into rimming a glass.
14 Kitchen Tools All Beginner Home Cooks Need
Affordable, functional options for people who binge-watch Chopped regularly!
20 Christmas Candy Recipes For When You Get Tired of That Bowl Full of Jelly
It’s almost Christmas! Still doesn’t feel like it, though. But maybe that’s because we’re not eating enough homemade seasonal candy, y’know?
22 Vegetable Recipes for When Your Winter CSA Box Overflows
This one goes out to all my vegetarian and vegan cuties.
How To Cook Vegducken (Or: How to Spend Thanksgiving Heartsick and Far From Home)
“I get up off the floor, reach for a long, heavy leek and a cutting board and my favorite knife, its weight in my palm like an amulet. I feel like a stranger in my own life, but I have seven hours and eight dishes left. There is work to be done.”
32 Recipes That Prove PB&J Is A Perfect Combo
Practically perfect in every way.
Liquor In The Autumn Evening: Spiked Mulled Cider for Two
Cozy boozy cider for you and your date person or your best friend or your mom or whoever IT’S PROPER FALL COCKTAIL TIME!
16 Ways to Eat Like Hillary Clinton on the Campaign Trail
A reporter asked Hillary how many calories are in this and she booed him and kept eating. Damn right.
22 Sandwich Cookies, Ranked
“E.L. Fudge is strictly for children, as no adult can actually eat them with any dignity or hope for their future.”
30 Ways To Eat Honey Because Honey Is Delicious
The best honey in the world comes from this one roadside honey stand in PEI that works on the honour system (spelled with a “u” because Canada). It tastes like fresh ocean sunshine. It tastes like happiness. Other honey is okay too I guess.
22 Sweet Pies To Warm Your Heart (And Belly) This Fall
Make one of these for your sweetie, your mom, your vegan/gluten free gal pal, or your cat (don’t do that), and celebrate the loving embrace of autumn!
18 Savory Pies To Keep You Warm And Full This Fall
Savory pies (and tarts and galettes, too) that will keep you warm and happy and full even as chilly weather and crispy leaves descend from above.
17 Recipes That Replace Zucchini, Because Zucchini Is Bad
Zucchini is bad. Zucchini, in fact, is the worst vegetable. Uncooked zucchini exists in a vacuum of flavor. Cooked zucchini, on the other hand, tastes like what I imagine hot turtle water tastes like. How you can go from nothing to unholy with the mere introduction of heat is a testament to zucchini’s darkness. Zucchini is the cantaloupe of vegetables. Zucchini is the vegetable you pair with yellow squash and serve in vats to large groups of people you disrespect. Zucchini is a miserable cucumber.
23 Zucchini Recipes for Good People of the World
Really, all that I know is that zucchinis (or zukes, as I like to call them) are damn healthy, damn versatile and damn delicious. They really are so terrific that every good person likes them.