Femme Brûlée: “Baked” Vanilla Spice Apples
I decided to give my oven a break this week and create another recipe anywhere there is only a microwave to be found.
Monday Roundtable: How Do We Live with Ourselves?
Everyone has some things that make them hard to live with — like, literally, like in the same apartment as them. Here are ours.
Femme Brûlée: Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies
“These cookies take two bowls, bake in 20 minutes, have the least messy batter I’ve ever met in my life, and based on my solo test run can absolutely be assembled in bed.”
Which Girl Scout Cookie Is Your Ex-Girlfriend?
In many ways, Girl Scout cookies are like the lesbians and bisexual women you’ll date in your life: A diverse collection of personalities that are all excellent in their own ways but also will follow you in your life forever, popping up on the regular and making you question your how you lived without them. And also with them.
Liquor In The Lemons: A Rye Sour
Now keep in mind, a Sour is simply a cocktail that combines sour citrus (lemon or lime) with some sort of sugary-sweet thing (in this case, simple syrup). It’s one of those three-ingredient cocktails and it requires no bitters whatsoever, so this is a perfect one to memorize and have on hand.
BREAKING: Lesbian Cult Classic Stuffed Dog Tinkerbell Comes To Life
Hello we’re short on content today would you like to see pictures of my new dog, Carol Aird?
Things to Bring Your Friends for Their Bars (That Won’t Break the Bank)
You don’t have to break the bank to add to the bar.
Femme Brûlée: Raspberry Champagne Cupcakes That Taste Like Requited Love
If you make these this month I promise they will bring love into your life, whether it’s self-love for making a dozen of them all for you, or the love and adoration of others that you feed them to.
This Queer House, Vol 10: New Year, Newly Organized Queer House
It’s okay if your end result isn’t completely bare and minimal and perfect; the most important thing is feeling in control of the spaces you create.
29 Citrus Recipes to Fill Your Day with Brightness and Vitamin C
Eat all the citrus and fight off all your colds this winter!!
Femme Brûlée: Dark Chocolate Sea Salt Cranberry Nut Bars
Bonus points if you listen to The Cranberries while you make these bars.
Liquor In The Winter: A Cardamom-Orange Martini
Going out with friends or my wife or just, like, leaving my apartment at all? Out of the question! Nope nope nope! This month, folks came to me instead of freezing our butts off in a cold bar somewhere and I made them Cardamom-Orange Martinis.
How to Make a Vision Board (From a Vision Board Skeptic Willing to Change Her Ways)
It’s time to do your favorite thing: focus on your feelings!
Radical Queer Nutrition: Meet the Witch Who Wants to Help Heal Your Guts
Over the next few months, certified nutritional therapist Lark Malakai Grey will be exploring various aspects of nutrition that will help make your body — which is wonderful how it is — a more comfortable place to live in.
Femme Brûlée: Chocolate Turtle Mug Cake
This cake is convenient for an unexpected snow day when you’ve only got a few ingredients available and want to indulge a chocolate craving.
This Queer House, Vol 9: End of Year Mailbag
This month, we tackle reader-submitted questions and run through a step-by-step tutorial for rewiring a lamp.
Femme Brûlée: Apple Pomegranate Crisp with Gingersnap Crumb Topping
This is absolutely one of my favorite recipes that I’ve created so far, both for it’s level of deliciousness and the fact that it’s super simple to make. It warmed my belly and my heart, and I hope it’ll do the same for yours.
I Almost Set Myself on Fire for this Maple Rye Old Fashioned
If this were a standard Old Fashioned, you’d serve it up exactly like this or you’d spear a cherry for garnish. BUT WE ARE FANCY FOLKS. We’re going to play with flames.
Femme Brûlée: Dark Chocolate Candy Cane Brownies
Brownies are fudgey and cakey, good warm or cold, you can put basically anything in them, they travel nicely, and go with everything from coffee to ice cream to emotional breakdowns when your party ends and you see all the cleaning that has to be done and need edible support. Perfect.
Let’s Make Cheese Boards and Never Leave the House Again
We’re adults who are both hungry and special and so we deserve gorgeous cheese boards that are also very chill. Important note: this includes one vegan snack board BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.