Happy Valentine’s Day, queers! We wanted to get you something special to show we really care, and we heard you like astrology and St. Vincent and Dua Lipa’s Grammy duet, so we teamed up with Courtney Perkins of @notallgeminis Instagram fame to bring you the sexiest smartest funniest memes y’all have ever seen roasting every single sign not once, not twice, but four times. Because you’re worth it. Please enjoy being called out over and over, and make sure to send this gift of a post to all the babes in your life. Oh, and obviously ā tag yourself in the comments!
all memes created by Courtney Perkins of @notallgeminis
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
I WANT SOMEONE BOTH CONSISTENT AND PERSISTENT WHO IS FREAKY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME
HAPPY VALENTINEāS DAY
XOXO,
HEAD CAP IN CHARGE
Fellow capricorn here š and I can’t argue with any of this.
WOMEN IN SUITS šš¼
wowww
“Someone who simultaneously challenges them AND thinks every one of their opinions is correct”
OH HELLO CUPID’S ARROW, YOU’RE ESPECIALLY SHARP TODAY
whoever wrote the aquarius memes either 1. dated me in a previous life or 2. has the ability to see into our souls and they should be respected and feared
I feel seen. And chuckled at but also respected.
We Aquarianās arenāt easy.
Feeling SO CALLED OUT
hey, we can dream, right?
Happy Birthday To All Aquarians we are the original weirdos
this is the most ambitious crossover event in history
Well, You really know your audience
well shit.
sent these memes to my gf and all of my friends!!! Thank u for making Valentineās Day so joyful!! I love autostraddle and @notallgeminis and I especially love the combos!!! Each of these is a real delight and as a cancer mine are truly spot on
This is….amazingly accurate.
Someone romantic that feeds into my addiction to infatuation. Read. And I love it.
My Venus in Capricon feels very called out š
Also…St.Vincent is just wayyy too hot. I never know whether I want to be her or be with her.
YOU DON’T KNO…oh…yeah, you do.
as a scorpio dating a scorpio I AM UPSET
Hmmmmmm….I don’t really buy the astrology thing, but I’m a sucker for a good meme. So, I checked out Gemini, and “yes, yes, yes, yes.” Sure, I said, I’m sure I’ll respond the same to all of the other signs’ memes. Nope. Yes to Capricorn and Taurus, but HELLZ NO to all of the others. Spoooooky!
Sagittarius “someone who appreciates honest and immediate confrontation as beneficial and not scary” sun, Cancer “someone who can read their mind” moon , Taurus “someone who insists on going all out at dinner” rising and Scorpio “the sole beloved focus of their entire life” venus
Virgo never fits me and it doesn’t here either, so at least I’m consistent! But yiiiiiikes getting called out by that Aquarius.
The top two Capricornās are both me!
“Ah yes these are all very well done what about my Capr…”
WOMEN IN SUITS
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Thank u for validating my fervent belief that my Taurus sun/Scorpio moon/Gemini rising gf is the perfect match to my Capricorn sun/Libra moon/Virgo rising self. I knew it already but I feel incredibly seen thanks