Who Do You Love: @notallgeminis x Autostraddle Do Queer Valentine’s Day Memes

Happy Valentine’s Day, queers! We wanted to get you something special to show we really care, and we heard you like astrology and St. Vincent and Dua Lipa’s Grammy duet, so we teamed up with Courtney Perkins of @notallgeminis Instagram fame to bring you the sexiest smartest funniest memes y’all have ever seen roasting every single sign not once, not twice, but four times. Because you’re worth it. Please enjoy being called out over and over, and make sure to send this gift of a post to all the babes in your life. Oh, and obviously – tag yourself in the comments!


all memes created by Courtney Perkins of @notallgeminis

Aries


Taurus


Gemini


Cancer


Leo


Virgo


Libra


Scorpio


Sagittarius


Capricorn


Aquarius


Pisces

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Courtney Perkins

Courtney Perkins is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles specializing in astrology, memes, and celebrity culture. She loves the internet, trivia, B-list actors, her plants, and her essential oil diffuser. You can find her memein' and dreamin' on the web as @NotAllGeminis.

Courtney has written 2 articles for us.

26 Comments

  1. I WANT SOMEONE BOTH CONSISTENT AND PERSISTENT WHO IS FREAKY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

    THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME
    HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
    XOXO,
    HEAD CAP IN CHARGE

  2. “Someone who simultaneously challenges them AND thinks every one of their opinions is correct”

    OH HELLO CUPID’S ARROW, YOU’RE ESPECIALLY SHARP TODAY

  3. sent these memes to my gf and all of my friends!!! Thank u for making Valentine’s Day so joyful!! I love autostraddle and @notallgeminis and I especially love the combos!!! Each of these is a real delight and as a cancer mine are truly spot on

  4. Hmmmmmm….I don’t really buy the astrology thing, but I’m a sucker for a good meme. So, I checked out Gemini, and “yes, yes, yes, yes.” Sure, I said, I’m sure I’ll respond the same to all of the other signs’ memes. Nope. Yes to Capricorn and Taurus, but HELLZ NO to all of the others. Spoooooky!

  5. Sagittarius “someone who appreciates honest and immediate confrontation as beneficial and not scary” sun, Cancer “someone who can read their mind” moon , Taurus “someone who insists on going all out at dinner” rising and Scorpio “the sole beloved focus of their entire life” venus

  6. Virgo never fits me and it doesn’t here either, so at least I’m consistent! But yiiiiiikes getting called out by that Aquarius.

  7. Thank u for validating my fervent belief that my Taurus sun/Scorpio moon/Gemini rising gf is the perfect match to my Capricorn sun/Libra moon/Virgo rising self. I knew it already but I feel incredibly seen thanks

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