Top 8 Songs My Moms Sing To Me About Me
i love you
you’re tiny
let’s go outside and pee pee
Birds in the TV Is as Good as Birds in the Window
My favorite channels to watch are Birder King and Bird Bonanza.
Hey — We Need To Talk About Tarantulas
“Everyone loves a dog that can hoop, or a dog that can save a kid from a well, but no one, and I mean no one, loves a tarantula.”
QUIZ: Which Of Our Cats and Dogs Are You?
Are you a Lola, a Carol, a Buckett, a Socks, a Tubbs, a Winona, a Zucchini or a Mya? There is simply one way for you to find out and it is this quiz!!!
A Review of Nicole’s “New” Girlfriend of Four Years by Their Dog Mya
“Since Sadie has come into our lives, the chance of meats dropping on the floor has increased from Zero to Some More.”
Editor’s Notes: Animalstraddle
Now is the time to seize the day (for animals!)
Notes for a Queer Homemaker: How To Clean Your Kitchen
My hope in crafting this guide for cleaning your kitchen is that it makes the task never feel daunting, even when your kitchen is absolutely a mess – and believe me, your kitchen will be a mess more than once if you use it as it’s intended to be used.
It’s Time To Get Into Jerky
Sure, you know about beef jerky, but what about non-Slim Jim meat sticks, fish jerky, and gamey jerky options? Let’s talk about dehydrated snacks!
Crafts I Intended To Try This Winter but Now It’s Almost Spring so I Guess I’ll Put Them Off for Another Year
I don’t know about you, but every single year when the cold depressing months come around, I cheer myself up by putting together a list of potential crafts I could do to pass the time.
Tricking Lesbians Into Eating Gluten-Free Pie
Their approval puffed me up like the topping on a lemon meringue pie, but I didn’t have the heart to tell anyone that it was gluten-free.
22 Savory Pies to Eat With Your Nemesis
Remember when Eve served Villanelle shepherd’s pie? And then Villanelle demanded the recipe from Niko? I certainly do.
10 Beverages That Meant a Lot To Me In the 90s
There is no taste I associate more with being 13 than a lukewarm Clearly Canadian.
It’s Time To Get Into Tinned Fish
Welcome to It’s Time To Get Into, a new snacking series where I help you spice up your grocery shopping list by telling you what to buy and how to eat it — with an emphasis on no-cook options!
10 Kitchen Tools, Apps and Storage Tricks For Neurotic Solo Cooks
The products and apps that have helped me stop ordering Postmates and instead chop onions without crying, keep food fresh and accessible through strategic storage, plan meals and cook them!
Notes for a Queer Homemaker: Welcome to the Worldmaking Series
If you’ve ever wanted step by step instructions about how to deep clean your room, this is the post for you.
Lesbians, Love & Colcannon — 48 hours in Dublin
I’d found the ultimate comfort food on a spur-of-the-moment trip, it was the cherry on top of a sweet Valentine’s Day.
20 Queer Bakers To Follow on Instagram
Fill your Instagram feed with allllllll the pastries, breads, and sweet treats by following these queer bakers and queer-owned bakeries.
18 Queer Florists to Follow on Instagram
Fill your feed with flowers by following these queer florists.
How To Seduce A Lesbian With Tiramisù
I spent years hoping that tiramisù would be the perfect sweet to impress girls.
Things I’ve Eaten for Lunch at My Girlfriend’s House
“That’s a lot of provolone, babe!” – my girlfriend, when I read this list to her