13 New Years Resolutions You’re Welcome To Steal
I don’t know when we normalized asking people what their worst habits are, but at some point, we did and now we do it every year! I hate it!
I don’t know when we normalized asking people what their worst habits are, but at some point, we did and now we do it every year! I hate it!
If you want to work out more, that’s great. But it’s also great if what you want is to watch every episode of the original Twilight Zone or dedicate more time to long masturbation sessions.
Giving up control is hard for me as a mom who was a single parent for so many years.
Let’s all agree to make THIS year call us “Daddy.”
We’ve all been in a place where we know we should see a therapist, but the idea of even taking the steps from “yeah I should probably see someone someday” to “I called them yesterday and set up my first appointment” is daunting. I’m going to guide us through it.
This time of year inherently brings stress, so please treat yourself with kindness.
“One of the most beautiful things, especially in the queer experience, is joy.”
Every holiday season, I revisit 2000’s Arthur’s Perfect Christmas and its lessons about friendship.
“Friends and Family Christmas is everything that those of us who want an easy, cheesy Christmas romcom could ask for. Low stakes, lots of twinkly lights, and two openly queer actresses playing the romantic leads.”
Yes, it’s a Christmas movie actually. Let me explain.
8. Go down a social media rabbit hole trying to figure out what your favorite high school English teacher is up to.
Who knew the vintage clown music box that inexplicably plays “Memories” from the musical Cats would be haunted?
“In a world where it is clear that the nation-state is an outdated model that cannot hold us down, that cannot protect us, I ask: what do we owe each other? What do we owe the land? How do we protect each other, and the land, in this increasingly turbulent time?”
My ancestors really said “Ok, let’s make a dessert that looks like cured meat.”
My mother warned me that it goes by fast, but f*ck. The constant back and forth of being the mom of a tween is breaking my heart.
Are you really going to tell me that you don’t want melt in your mouth sugar cookies and cinnamon, coconut, and rum to wash it down with, right this very moment? Because I don’t believe you.
It’s the holigay season! It’s time to do cozy things and get gifts for your loved ones. I figured I would do you a solid and tackle both of those things in one fun post!
We can’t all vacation to a ski chalet to drink hot cocoa and enter their gingerbread house contest for a weekend! Here are some cheaper alternatives to capture some romantic holiday magic.
“Do you think we think everyone is gay because they are or because we are or because we are high or because of Jewish?”
Going it solo for Christmas is turning out to be annoyingly emotional. However, what’s helped immensely has been romanticizing the whole affair.