Holigay Gift Guide: Haunted Dolls For Your Spooky Loved Ones
Also, look, I’m a POC, I don’t mess around with haunted dolls, but maybe you do.
Also, look, I’m a POC, I don’t mess around with haunted dolls, but maybe you do.
The only thing standing between you and that sweet, thrilling thrum of victory is finding the perfect ridiculous gift.
Brownies are fudgey and cakey, good warm or cold, you can put basically anything in them, they travel nicely, and go with everything from coffee to ice cream to emotional breakdowns when your party ends and you see all the cleaning that has to be done and need edible support. Perfect.
Are you the hip AF parents of a small human? Do you aspire to the be the quirky aunt (or auncle) who always brings cool feminist gifts? Let’s shop for the babiiiiieeeees!
About eight months sober at that point, I had two thoughts scream through my mind at nearly the same time – first, “Oh hell yeah, all the whiskey at my fingertips” quickly followed by, “Oh hell no, this is cruel.”
Gal Pals! Gender Traitors! Glitter fiends! Get in here for some seriously great gifts!
Gifts to keep queers who live alone cozy, comfy, and feeling safe.
The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means!
Two weeks? Seven months? Twelve years? However long you’ve been together, we’ve got your gifting covered.
“It reminds me of traditions I enjoyed as a child with my family, and it reminds me that I like my religion, and it reminds me that history is very long and humans are very resilient.”
Here’s what to get yourself, your girlfriend, the married couple you’re sleeping with, and everyone else at the play party — all for up to 50% off!
Because tomboy femmes tend to hang out in a gray area, we can be hard to shop for. But worry no longer! Here’s the perfect gift guide for the tomboy femmes in your life.
Coffee gadgets don’t have to be expensive!
This isn’t the Saturday Morning Cartoon you were expecting, but it’ll probably be better than drinking a $5 cup of coffee with powdered creamer, you know?
There will always be those who lose sight of the real message of this joyous time, choosing to focus on notions and boat tickets, instead of the lessons laid forth by Our Lady of Waterloo. But not us, Dearest.
“Look good and cool while going anywhere” should be the soft butch motto, probably.
No tree? Me neither! Here’s some ideas to inject sparkle and holiday spirit into your living quarters anyway!
A list that’s slightly more relevant to travelers like us — here, queer, in coach!
Bookmark this list on your phone, send it to your friends in your group text. Be the hero who saves The Holigays! (Or at least, be the hero who kicks your party up a notch!)
On this week’s Buffering the Vampire Slayer, Kristin Russo and Jenny Owen Youngs have rewritten the lyrics to “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” as “BUFFY, IT’S COLD OUTSIDE.”