Top Five Tasks I Wanted a Personal Assistant to Perform Circa 2011
According to this unpublished blog post I found in 2014. Still applicable though.
Captain’s Log: Happy Belated Valentimes
New music from Angel Haze, Brody Dalle, Cibo Matto, Warpaint, CHVRCHES and Kelis.
6 Things To Do With Conversation Hearts Besides Eat Them
I’ve never had a candy try to convince me to eat it, yet still fail. But that’s the problem with Conversation Hearts.
Adventures in (Lesbian) Baby-Making
“Whose sperm is this?” she asked me once. Maybe it was the first time. “It’s mine,” I said. I didn’t know what else to say. I had paid for it. No one else was coming to get it.
7 Alternatives to Your Stupid Valentine’s Day Traditions
I have a lot of strong opinions about most things and this time, it’s things people like doing on Valentine’s Day.
VIDEO: Dallas Sportcaster Shocks Our Socks Off With His Response to Gay Football Player Coming Out
Dallas sports broadcasting giant Dale Hansen spoke boldly for acceptance of Michael Sam on his popular show.
26 Things Depression Feels Like According To My Diary
“Sad cloud” and “naked Christmas tree” did not make the list. You’re welcome, makers of anti-depressant commercials!
Bikes to Watch Out For: How Not to Die on the Road
Ten tips to make cycling less terrifying!
Get Baked: Beet-ing Hearts & Citrus Quinoa Salad for Your Most Colorful Valentine’s Day Ever
What says “I love you” or any other variation of it, more than “I carved these beets into hearts for you”?
Liquor In The V-Day: My Bloody Valentine
We present to you a V-Day drink that could be romantic, bro-mantic or no-mantic — either way, it’ll still be delicious.
I Heart Valentine’s Day: The Gay Girl’s Great Big Gift Guide
Gifts for blackhearts, strawberry kisses, white knights, red hot lovers, hearts of gold, blue valentines, you and your girlfriend. Really it’s all in here. All of it. Try me.
8 Great Long-Distance Dates for A Really Gay Valentine’s Day
Even if we can’t spring for round-trip tickets for two to a shared favorite destination or get enough time off work to visit for a long weekend, we can make it an adorable night.
30 Super Lesbosexy Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas
What to get someone for Valentine’s Day when you have no idea what to get someone for Valentine’s Day but you do like sex. Vibrators, strap-ons, robot cufflinks and more.
Top 10 Things I’d Rather Do With a Diva Cup Than Put It Inside Me
Stop trying to make diva cups happen for me, it’s not gonna happen.
Top 10 Things I’d Rather Do With Tampons Than Put Them Inside Me
I dare you to walk into a Build-A-Bear with two large cartons of tampons.
Look What My Queer Feet Can Do: Running into 2014
It was time to try to trust my body and see what it would be capable of.
Dear Queer Diary: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
I am a New Year’s Resolutions skeptic, but this year will be a little different.
Queer Girl Mini Guide: Cleveland, Ohio and the Gay Games
Positively Cleveland and the Gay Games invited Autostraddle to take a look at their facilities for the games and experience some of food and fun Cleveland has to offer the impending influx of queermos.
Who’s Afraid of Riding a Bicycle? Not You Because We Have 5 Tips for Beginners
Here are 5 tips for making your cycling-related resolutions at least 50% more likely to stick. (Well, maybe.)
New Year’s OPEN THREAD 2014: Braver / Bolder Edition
Here’s how we’re gonna be brave and bold in the new year. What about you?