Crudely Yours, A John Waters Holiday Gift Guide
…holidays don’t need to be filled with sappy crap. Sometimes, it’s ok to get your mistletoe freak fest on.
…holidays don’t need to be filled with sappy crap. Sometimes, it’s ok to get your mistletoe freak fest on.
Gifts for your ears…and eyes, but mostly your ears.
3.3 million people are affected with HIV worldwide. Today is their day.
Do you have a “trendy” friend/girlfriend/mom/sister/cousin who always buys you great stuff? Do you simultaneously have the fashion sense and gift buying skills of a one-year-old kitten? You’ve finally found the right place.
PAJAMA JEANS!
As someone who has been on the receiving end of terrible Secret Santa gifts for almost a decade, I feel somewhat qualified to offer up some gift ideas and advise you on Secret Santa gift etiquette.
Who have you sat next to?
Being healthy is a revolutionary act. A manifesto to thriving in a mixed-up world.
You don’t need lots of money or special ninja skills to make gifts that people will actually really like, for real.
It’s Cyber Monday! I can’t help you with electronics, but here are my best suggests for Books, DVDs, Games and American Apparel Briefs. Get all your shopping done deeply discounted and move on with your life.
Despite some recent improvements, doctors still don’t know what do to with gay and trans people. And it gets worse as you age.
Ha ha! I’m quitting my job next month! Hahahahahaha!
It’s our third annual Thanksgiving open thread and when you’re here — you’re family. You’re TOTALLY family.
Don’t know what to get that nerdy cuddle buddy in time for the holidays? Or need help wink-nudging that bad-gift-getting significant other of yours? I’ve got you covered.
What if your teachers could have taught you what you really needed to know about sex?
Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.
Smoking weed is correlated with high IQs in women! This is SCIENCE.
Yale pulls its name and resources from the infamous Sex Week at Yale for murky reasons.
Winners announced!
In which The Man does the damning.