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Christmas

10 Crazy Cheap Things You Could Get Today Without Getting Off Your Ass

This article exists primarily for me to tell you about Dr.Quinn and Head Massagers.

Riese December 26, 2011 34 Comments
Christmas

Christmakwanzakah Open Thread: Well, Happy Holigays Bitches

Merry Happy Festival of Things That People Either Believe In or Don’t! Let’s talk some shit out, yeah? a/s/l?

the team December 24, 2011 316 Comments
Holigays

Eight Last Minute Menorahs for Eight Crazy Nights of Chanukah Crafting

I’m no Martha Stewart, but I make a mean menorah.

Lizz December 20, 2011 15 Comments
Health

Surviving Winter: The Kit

One girl’s mission to overcome the tyranny of winter.

Laura December 20, 2011 40 Comments
Christmas Playlists

Playlist: Happy Holigays

105 hours of holiday music.

the team December 20, 2011 39 Comments
Food and Drink Thanksgiving

Get Toasted with Autostraddle: The Holigay Drinkstravaganza

As the sign outside a metro Boston liquor store once said, “Because holidays are for family.”

the team December 15, 2011 30 Comments
Christmas

Listling Without Commentary: Sh*t Your Family Said Last Christmas

“What’s the next thing you’re gonna be telling us? That you’re a serial killer?”

Riese December 14, 2011 104 Comments
Parenting & Family

How to Live With, Be Around and Give Gifts to Kids: Holiday Season Special

You may soon find yourself in charge of or surrounded by one or more children. They may even be expecting gifts. This will help.

Laneia December 13, 2011 62 Comments
Christmas Shopping

Autostraddle’s Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide 2011: What Your Girlfriend Or Otherwise-Inclined Pal Wants

This annual gigantic gift guide features all our wants, needs and desires. Or some of them, at least.

the team December 12, 2011 49 Comments
Christmas Shopping

Holigay Gift Guide: Sports Edition

This is a gift guide for your friend that likes sports or your college-aged brother.

Brittani December 9, 2011 18 Comments
Christmas

Holigay Gift Guide: Gift a F*cking Book

When you give the gift of reading, you’re giving two gifts — the book, and the gift of reading that you get from reading the book. Does that make sense?

Riese December 7, 2011 38 Comments
Christmas

Kristen Stewart Explains Christmas

K-Stew awkwardly explains the birth of Jesus.

Jess December 7, 2011 17 Comments
School

Asian Evasion: How “Model Minority” College Applicants Bypass Racial Discrimination

Why labeling yourself as “Asian” on your applications might give you an unfair disadvantage when it comes to college admissions.

Whitney Pow December 6, 2011 40 Comments
Christmas

Holigay Gift Guide: Televisionary Edition

A shopping guide of television related gifts for you and those people you love/tolerate for the most part.

Brittani December 6, 2011 18 Comments
Health

Urban Cyclists Have an Image Problem

Laura’s Team Pick: “A serious debate developed around whether or not bicyclists were assholes.”

Laura December 5, 2011 53 Comments
Christmas

Crudely Yours, A John Waters Holiday Gift Guide

…holidays don’t need to be filled with sappy crap. Sometimes, it’s ok to get your mistletoe freak fest on.

gabby December 5, 2011 11 Comments
Christmas Music

Holigay Gift Guide: You Love Music

Gifts for your ears…and eyes, but mostly your ears.

Crystal December 2, 2011 13 Comments
Health

World AIDS Day: Look to the Future, Educate Yourself and Watch a Documentary

3.3 million people are affected with HIV worldwide. Today is their day.

Lizz December 1, 2011 48 Comments
Christmas

Holigay Gift Guide: Stuff You Wear Edition

Do you have a “trendy” friend/girlfriend/mom/sister/cousin who always buys you great stuff? Do you simultaneously have the fashion sense and gift buying skills of a one-year-old kitten? You’ve finally found the right place.

Lizz December 1, 2011 16 Comments
Christmas

Holiday Shopping List Without Commentary: Julie & Brandy’s “Hilarious and Awesome” Gifts

PAJAMA JEANS!

julie and brandy November 30, 2011 30 Comments
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