Bridesmaid Dress Alternatives That Scream, “I’m Not on a Gender Journey, I’m on a Journey Through Space and Time”
There are so many alternatives to the Bridesmaids dress your sister picked out!
How To Write and Then Delete and Then Rewrite and Then Delete a Text to Your Ex-Girlfriend
Whether you’re trying to send a simple “hey,” the classic “I miss what we had,” or just trying to get back that DVD box set of a season of your favorite television show, this is your one-stop shop for how to write…and then delete…and then rewrite…and then delete a text to your ex-girlfriend.
5 Trans-Affirming Surgeries I Only Want After Watching 90s Winona Ryder Movies
I’m not sure big boobs would feel right for me, but have you seen Winona Ryder in that black bra in Boys? I’d love to have cleavage like that.
8 Eye Creams To Get 21-Year-Olds To Stop Calling You a Queer Elder
The cute girl at the dyke bar asks you “who’s Bette?” Time to pack it up, go home, and apply this eye cream.
Famous Pop Star Comes Out as Gay and Also as a Cryptid Wearing a Human Suit
“We totally called the gay thing,” Kelly Jones, one of Famous Pop Star’s fans, said after the news broke. “The cryptid thing, not so much.”
5 Sexual Moves That Will Have Her Asking, “Shane?”
Did you come out later in life? Are you looking for a little extra confidence as you wade into the elder millennial dating scene? Shane is here to help.
Why Harper in ‘Happiest Season’ Wasn’t Toxic
None of us were at our most generous during December 2020.
Queer History Lesson: Every Member of the Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band Was Bisexual
It’s more important than ever that we pay tribute to these bisexual animatronics and their queer legacies.
6 Reasons Your Girlfriend Didn’t Come Home Last Night That Aren’t “She’s Cheating On You”
So your girlfriend didn’t come home last night, but that doesn’t mean she cheated on you! It might just mean that she’s a time traveler.
6 Problems I Have Because I’m a Capricorn (And Definitely Not Because of My Relationship with My Parents)
I can be hard on myself but I can also be hard on other people. Sorry, Mom, I’m working on this one.
I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask
The first step to wearing a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask is finding the mask online.
I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery
How hard is brain surgery, really, when they let Patrick Dempsey perform it for years?
It Happened To Me: My Girlfriend Served a Cucumber at a Dinner Party That I’m Pretty Sure We’d Used as a Dildo
It happens to all of us (right? RIGHT?): Sometimes you just have to get f*cked with a vegetable.
8 Things That Are Trans Culture Because I Like Them and So Do Two of My Friends
2. Butterfly and seahorse tattoos
Give Your Wardrobe a Sustainable Spring Refresh By Stealing From Your Girlfriend’s Closet
Everything you need to give your wardrobe a sustainable spring refresh is already within reach.
BREAKING: Local Lesbian Is Sad, Thinks Solution Is To ‘Start Doing Poetry Open Mics’
Janet P. says it was heartbreak that brought her to the “Free Drinks (Two Per Person Limit) Open Mic Night” at McKinney’s Irish Pub.
I Accidentally Crushed on a Rocket Scientist Lingerie Model Who Was Actually AI-Generated
I hunger for the exploits of smart, beautiful women, and Instagram is happy to feed me. So when she was recommended to me, I foolishly took the profile at face value.
“Hannah Gadsby’s Gender Agenda” Brings Brilliant Trans Comics to the Famously Transphobic Netflix
Give jobs to trans comics not because it’ll end the protests at your executive offices but because they’re really fucking funny and good at what they do.
Top 15 Most Top Things I Do
13. Have over 100 unread texts
Top 15 Most Bottom Things I Do
2. Reference my “top era,” which only really existed in my mind