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5 Sexual Moves That Will Have Her Asking, “Shane?”

Did you come out later in life? Are you looking for a little extra confidence as you wade into the elder millennial dating scene? Shane is here to help.

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Why Harper in ‘Happiest Season’ Wasn’t Toxic

None of us were at our most generous during December 2020.

Harper Caldwell April 1, 2024 9 Comments
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Comedy

Queer History Lesson: Every Member of the Chuck E. Cheese Animatronic Band Was Bisexual

It’s more important than ever that we pay tribute to these bisexual animatronics and their queer legacies.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2024 3 Comments
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6 Reasons Your Girlfriend Didn’t Come Home Last Night That Aren’t “She’s Cheating On You”

So your girlfriend didn’t come home last night, but that doesn’t mean she cheated on you! It might just mean that she’s a time traveler.

Riese April 1, 2024 4 Comments
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6 Problems I Have Because I’m a Capricorn (And Definitely Not Because of My Relationship with My Parents)

I can be hard on myself but I can also be hard on other people. Sorry, Mom, I’m working on this one.

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2024 1 Comment
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I Fixed My Acne With a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask

The first step to wearing a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Leatherface Killing Mask is finding the mask online.

Riese April 1, 2024 2 Comments
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Comedy

I Was Watching Grey’s Anatomy To Cure My Depression but Instead I Learned How To Perform Brain Surgery

How hard is brain surgery, really, when they let Patrick Dempsey perform it for years?

Carmen Phillips April 1, 2024 5 Comments
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Comedy

It Happened To Me: My Girlfriend Served a Cucumber at a Dinner Party That I’m Pretty Sure We’d Used as a Dildo

It happens to all of us (right? RIGHT?): Sometimes you just have to get f*cked with a vegetable.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2024 1 Comment
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Comedy

8 Things That Are Trans Culture Because I Like Them and So Do Two of My Friends

2. Butterfly and seahorse tattoos

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2024 2 Comments
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Comedy

Give Your Wardrobe a Sustainable Spring Refresh By Stealing From Your Girlfriend’s Closet

Everything you need to give your wardrobe a sustainable spring refresh is already within reach.

Riese April 1, 2024 1 Comment
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Comedy

BREAKING: Local Lesbian Is Sad, Thinks Solution Is To ‘Start Doing Poetry Open Mics’

Janet P. says it was heartbreak that brought her to the “Free Drinks (Two Per Person Limit) Open Mic Night” at McKinney’s Irish Pub.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2024
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Comedy

I Accidentally Crushed on a Rocket Scientist Lingerie Model Who Was Actually AI-Generated

I hunger for the exploits of smart, beautiful women, and Instagram is happy to feed me. So when she was recommended to me, I foolishly took the profile at face value.

Summer Tao March 17, 2024 4 Comments
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Comedy TV Reviews

“Hannah Gadsby’s Gender Agenda” Brings Brilliant Trans Comics to the Famously Transphobic Netflix

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Motti March 14, 2024 2 Comments
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Comedy

Top 15 Most Top Things I Do

13. Have over 100 unread texts

Motti March 5, 2024 5 Comments
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Comedy

Top 15 Most Bottom Things I Do

2. Reference my “top era,” which only really existed in my mind

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya March 5, 2024 1 Comment
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Comedy

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya March 4, 2024 9 Comments
Comedy The L Word

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya February 28, 2024 3 Comments
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Celebrities (Vapid Fluff) Comedy

Ayo Edebiri Respecting the Rules of Time Travel is So Me Coded For Real

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Comedy

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I don’t know when we normalized asking people what their worst habits are, but at some point, we did and now we do it every year! I hate it!

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