DeAnne Smith and the Truth About the Beach
“Should I apologize for introducing you to sexy lesbian Lincoln? I don’t want to. I’m not sorry.”
DeAnne Smith and That Airy Fairy Stuff
“Psychic Sarah asked me to meditate with her. I did.”
Lesbian Confesses Crush to Her Straight Best Friend, Is Received With Open Arms
Trish didn’t make a plan for confessing her love — “It just sort of like, happened.”
Crystal’s Team Pick: DeAnne Smith’s Australian Tour
So close you could probably touch her.
DeAnne Smith and the Unfashionable Utopia of Yore
“But you loved it, because it was the one material that could be a shirt, sheets, pajamas or a hand-sewn menstrual pad.”
Alex’s Team Pick: Julie Goldman In Real Life, Wednesday Night
Julie Goldman is doing stand-up in Los Angeles Wednesday night and you should go.
DeAnne Smith Waxes On
“Also, you’re welcome. Because let’s be honest, that was a drunken and flexible decade.”
Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Nacho Loves Mazzy Star
“Before we talk tomorrow, it’s important that you guys know that Nacho loves Mazzy Star.”
Tinkerbell’s Team Pick: Candy Slice Girls Think Brittany and Santana Should Make Out, Too
This video includes a Justin Bieber song, a Glee parody, and funny good-looking girls pretending to be Brittany and Santana. You’re welcome.
DeAnne Smith and the Seasonal Affective Disorder Quiz
b.) Did I already miss The View?
What the F*ck Are You Eating?
“Life-ruining news is like great gossip, it must be shared immediately, and with as many people as you can possibly reach. So here I am.”
DeAnne Smith and the New Zodiac F.A.Q.
“Let’s use a metaphor. Let’s say Lindsay Lohan is the moon, and Samantha Ronson is Earth.”
DeAnne Smith and the Backscatter Booty Shake
“Much like a tender baby lamb…”
DeAnne Smith and the Lesbian Invasion
“It’s weird being, like, the fourth lesbian couple to walk into a restaurant.”
DeAnne Smith’s Open Letter to 2011
“I was drawn to her like a vocally homophobic right winger is drawn to a secret gay sex life, which is to say completely and unfailingly.”
Alex’s Team Pick: Candy Slice Does Jingle Jangle as Ke$ha Taylor Swift Katy Perry Nicki Minaj
if only taylor swift was 30% as cute as kristen
DeAnne Smith and The Powerful Surprise Absurdity of the Suddenly Topless
“And don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying there are only two ways of being a lesbian. There are probably at least two and a half, if you count Melissa Etheridge. “
Things to Look at When You’re ‘Not Sober’ or Even When You Are, Whichever
It’s [day of the week]. We thought we’d share this.
The Truth About Fortune Feimster: The Autostraddle Interview
Fortune Feimster has been tapped as the next great lesbian comedian with Saturday Night Live knocking on her door. Fortune talks to Autostraddle about her run on Last Comic Standing, life as a celebrity personal assistant and being mistaken for Jonah Hill and Richard Simmons.
Nicol Paone & Kate McKinnon Star in Two New Big Gay Web Series
Big Gay Sketch Show stars Nicol Paone and Kate McKinnon star in two new gaytastic web series, Vag Magazine and Cowgirl Up.