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Comedy

Sometimes We Have Fun Online: More Internet Haikus

Grandparents getting catfished, subtweeting, Brangelina memes and more!

Erin September 29, 2016 21 Comments
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If Women’s Magazine Covers Were Aimed at Queer Women, Pt. 2

Featuring: Evan Rachel Wood, Kate McKinnon and Stephanie Beatriz!

Erin September 22, 2016 64 Comments
Comedy

Biebs Could’ve Turned Off Comments: Another Round of Internet Haikus

Digital cleanses, penguins in backpacks, Denny’s tweets and more.

Erin August 22, 2016 8 Comments
Comedy

43 Horrifying Life Lessons I’ve Learned from Watching Every Episode of “Forensic Files”

As a woman don’t work at night but also don’t be home at night but also don’t be out at night.

Erin August 17, 2016 47 Comments
Comedy

20 Most Profound Lesbian and Bisexual Stock Photograph Descriptions

“Trendy bisexual girls hugging at camera”

Riese August 9, 2016 36 Comments
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6 Signs That the Women From the Payless BOGO Commercials Are Girlfriends

A love story for the ages!

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya June 30, 2016 46 Comments
Comedy Geekery

Queer Word Problems For All Your Alternative Lifestyle Needs

If they all sit at the bar, in what order should they sit so that the couples can sit next to each other, Kayla doesn’t have the opportunity to play footsie with her crush, and Shannon and Valerie are as far apart as possible?

Laura Mandanas June 29, 2016 59 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan’s My Avi: More Internet Haikus

Life is but a meme.

Erin June 22, 2016 28 Comments
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Pinterest Should Calm Down: Some More Internet Haikus

Who’s up.

Erin May 30, 2016 13 Comments
Comedy

5 TV Specials in the Spirit of TLC’S ‘My Husband’s Not Gay’

“Hi, Linda, how are you?” “Hi, Erin. My husband’s not gay.”

Erin May 2, 2016 45 Comments
Comedy

I Can’t Figure out Snapchat: Some More Internet Haikus

truly feel blessed that / i’m hard to find on facebook / shout out to my name

Erin April 15, 2016 29 Comments
Comedy

Let Me Google That For You, Pt. 3

“When will I—”

Isabel April 12, 2016 24 Comments
Comedy

Autostraddle’s Spring 2016 Queer TV Preview: So Many Sams, So Little Time

What will we be watching? Who will die first?

The Editors April 1, 2016 38 Comments
Comedy

8 Reasons Cameron Esposito is “Marriage Material” in Her New Special

Just two days before marrying fellow comedian Rhea Butcher in her hometown of Chicago, Cameron Esposito invited a whole bunch of strangers to her bachelor party, otherwise known as her first standup special.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya March 24, 2016 10 Comments
Comedy

I Still Don’t Get The Cat Thing: Some Internet Haikus

curious to know
how many other people
fav’d their gyno’s tweet

Erin March 11, 2016 29 Comments
Comedy TV Feature

What if “The Bachelor” Is The Illuminati’s Most Vocal Mouthpiece: A Visual Guide

“Expound the value of systematic deception, use high-sounding slogans and phrases and advocate lavish promises [or roses] to the masses even though they cannot be kept.”

Erin March 7, 2016 20 Comments
Comedy

When You Need Them Least: Mansplainations

“Would you believe me if I told you Bob Dylan haunts my daily life? He is my Seinfeld Superman figurine. And no disrespect to those who enjoy his music, but he is my nemesis. This does not stop men from explaining him to me.”

Erin March 2, 2016 134 Comments
Comedy

Australian Comedian Jordan Raskopoulos Comes Out as a Trans Woman in Hilarious, Empowering Video

“I’m going to carry on doing what I love and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it… being trans does not mean that you need to give up on your life, or your friends, or your family, or your career or your achievements.”

Mey February 15, 2016 22 Comments
Comedy

17 Realistic Ways to Break Anyone Down

“Imagine them attempting to get on too tall of a bike.”

Erin January 28, 2016 59 Comments
Comedy Queer Fashion

12 Presidential Candidates Who Dress Like Lesbians (Besides Hillary Clinton)

Today’s Slate.com article about Hillary Clinton dressing like a lesbian misses one very important point: EVERY presidential candidate dresses like a lesbian. Luckily, we are here to make that point for you.

Riese January 15, 2016 85 Comments
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