Rachel Scanlon Is Here To Fulfill Your Butch ‘Gay Fantasy’
Rachel Scanlon’s new comedy special is a gay fantasy in and of itself.
I’m A Whole Milk Gay and I’m Not Ashamed
I’ve tried my best to like alternative milks! I really have.
10 Ways To Avoid Running Into Your Ex During Pride
Hold a casting call for folks who look just like you and hire 10-20 of them to dress up like you and then release them into the wild.
What the Gay TV Show You’re Rewatching Says About Your Mental Health
From Grey’s Anatomy to Buffy the Vampire Slayer to The L Word to “San Junipero” on repeat, this is what can reasonably be deduced about your mental health at this time based on the gay TV show you’re currently re-watching.
67 Questions Your Neurodivergent and Socially Anxious Friend Has About Your Party
It’s (un)officially the first weekend of summer, and so there’s no better time to unleash my super power: Thinking of every possible question, from every single humanly possible angle, that I’ll most certainly have before agreeing to go to your party.
Top 10 Things To Do While Listening to the ‘Challengers’ Score
Everything is 50% more intense and 60% sexier if done while listening to the Challengers score.
Every Gay Group Chat Has These Archetypes
The Instigaytor: The person who’s not just spilling tea but brewing it in the first place.
I’m the Most Popular Person at This Suburban Target (Because I’m Wearing a Tee That Says ‘I Heart Hot Moms’)
I had purchased the shirt while on a trip with my ex-girlfriend, who is not a mother.
15 Thoughts My Dog Has When My Wife and I Have Sex
My wife and I have as active of a sex life as two women with full-time jobs and a family to take care of can have. So when we do have the time and energy to enjoy each other, we’d like to do it without interruptions. But there’s one little 12 pound hurdle to get past.
As a Trans Woman Getting Into Stand-Up Comedy, Can I Avoid Jokes About My Identity?
My greatest fear in doing comedy is being a hack.
9 Reasons Why I Think My Mom Is Gay
On more than one occasion, my mom has traveled on the back of some butch’s motorcycle through New York State.
10 Fictional Guys That Gave Me Gender Envy Growing Up Ranked by How Much I Wanted To F*ck Them
A lot of my youth was spent rejecting the guys I was supposed to think were hot and instead embracing the ones every other girl discarded.
Exhausted By Dating Apps? Try Throwing Your Phone Into the Sea
The sea is calling you! Unlike all those people from the dating app!
I Survived! 10 Tips From an Ex-Lesbian Influencer
What started out as #slay turned out to not be the #serve I thought it was.
7 New Lesbian Sex Positions To Try That Are Just Scissoring
Nine in ten married lesbian couples say scissoring SAVED their marriage. Those definitely true and for sure not made up statistics speak from themselves.
Bridesmaid Dress Alternatives That Scream, “I’m Not on a Gender Journey, I’m on a Journey Through Space and Time”
There are so many alternatives to the Bridesmaids dress your sister picked out!
How To Write and Then Delete and Then Rewrite and Then Delete a Text to Your Ex-Girlfriend
Whether you’re trying to send a simple “hey,” the classic “I miss what we had,” or just trying to get back that DVD box set of a season of your favorite television show, this is your one-stop shop for how to write…and then delete…and then rewrite…and then delete a text to your ex-girlfriend.
5 Trans-Affirming Surgeries I Only Want After Watching 90s Winona Ryder Movies
I’m not sure big boobs would feel right for me, but have you seen Winona Ryder in that black bra in Boys? I’d love to have cleavage like that.
8 Eye Creams To Get 21-Year-Olds To Stop Calling You a Queer Elder
The cute girl at the dyke bar asks you “who’s Bette?” Time to pack it up, go home, and apply this eye cream.
Famous Pop Star Comes Out as Gay and Also as a Cryptid Wearing a Human Suit
“We totally called the gay thing,” Kelly Jones, one of Famous Pop Star’s fans, said after the news broke. “The cryptid thing, not so much.”