This Gay Varsity Soccer Team Reveals Their Surprising Tip for How To Hit Protein Goals
There’s one type of meat that’s full of natural protein, and you don’t have to worry about animal cruelty to get it.
You Need Help: Is My Girlfriend Cheating on Me or Is She Practicing for ‘The Traitors’?
“If she can figure out how to lie to me, then it’d be easier for her to lie to a Real Housewife.”
The Breakup of These Lesbian Content Creators Ruined My Life
They announced the breakup two weeks ago in a 76-minute-long video.
Is Under-Salting Ruining Queer Soup Night?
It’s an epidemic sweeping the nation — and it’s probably happened to you.
Controversy on the Pickle Ball Court! This Cis Woman Has Never Won a Game
When asked about losing the other nineteen games to cis competitors, Miller refused to comment.
Astrological Signs Ranked Based Entirely on My Personal Relationships
You may think your personal opinions about every astrological sign are correct, but actually mine are, even though mine are based entirely on my own baggage and dating history and no other criteria.
Jenny Hagel Knows What Makes a Good Gay Joke and a Good Lesbian Bar
“It was lovely every once in a while to put in a joke, knowing that joke was for like 10 people, but that those 10 people were going to love it.”
Every Post By My Hacker Ranked By How Likely I Would Have Posted It
Learn from my mistake: Turn on two-factor authentication using an authenticator app. Right now.
What It’s Like To Get Divorced, Come Out, Fall in Queer Love, and Then Tell Jokes About All of It on Stage
Comedian Britt Migs’ solo show Dolphin Mode isn’t just a divorce story; it’s also a coming-out story and a love story.
New Years Resolutions but It’s Just Cool Things Shane Did in ‘The L Word’
In 2025, I will have an affair with an older married woman.
How To Celebrate ‘Carol’ Day, Which Is Today!
It’s December 21 AKA the day Carol and Therese went on a pretty bad date at Carol’s house in New Jersey.
Excuses To Leave Your Family Holiday but They’re Just Plot Points From Yellowjackets
“I don’t mean to be rude, but a wolf literally just ripped off half my friend’s face.”
‘Midsommar’ Is a Sapphic Thanksgiving Horror Movie
Both Midsommar and Thanksgiving use the concept of a holiday celebration to distract from murder.
Affirmations You Can Say to Yourself in the Mirror Every Morning That Are Just Direct Quotes From ‘Cruel Intentions’
Tired: Start your day by setting intentions.
Wired: Start your day by quoting Cruel Intentions.
8 Reasons ‘Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ Is Just Like ‘Real Housewives’
It’s the 50th anniversary of Texas Chain Saw Massacre, a film that could basically be on Bravo.
The Men of Scream, Ranked by Gender Envy
This is my first time watching Scream as an out trans guy, six months on hrt and trying to figure out what kind of man I want to be or even could be.
YouTube Clips of Gay Shows I Watched Obsessively To Get Off When I Was a Closeted Lesbian
This week I am six months on testosterone, which means that currently and chemically, I am both a 30 year-old lesbian and a 13 year-old boy.
Fall Activities, Ranked by Bisexuality
Tell me why every bisexual you know does some type of puzzle at least once a week. Scientists should study this.
Not Sure How To Celebrate Pride? Do a Lesbian Bar Crawl With Your Girlfriend and Ex-Girlfriend Like I Did!
What could be more inviting and enjoyable than a dyke bar crawl during Pride? Introducing your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend to each other while you do it!
Mo Welch’s Hybrid Documentary/Comedy Special “Dad Jokes” Contextualizes Humor in Real Time
A camera crew follows Mo around Illinois as she prepares to meet up with her estranged father for the first time in 20 years.