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Comedy

5 Hinge Prompts To Hide How Unhinged You Are

What’s a dyke to do if all of my answers to prompts showcase just how unhinged I am?

Motti April 1, 2025 1 Comment
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Comedy

Meet the Lesbian Couple Who Resolves All Their Arguments Using AI

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025
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Comedy

Republicans Warn About Gander Neutral Bathrooms

X Premium user FartNugget69 wrote, “These birds have tiny little penises and they will be attacking our wives.”

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 1 Comment
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Comedy

Why Queer Musicians Shouldn’t Market Their Work Because That’s Selling Out

As a queer person, I am entitled to music from these queer artists according to the terms I decide.

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 3 Comments
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Comedy

Coming Out as a He/He Lesbian: I Started Doing Standup

That’s why I’m here to help you tell your loved ones one of the scariest things you’ll ever say aloud: I’m a standup comedian.

Motti April 1, 2025 1 Comment
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Comedy

This Gay Varsity Soccer Team Reveals Their Surprising Tip for How To Hit Protein Goals

There’s one type of meat that’s full of natural protein, and you don’t have to worry about animal cruelty to get it.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 5 Comments
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Comedy

You Need Help: Is My Girlfriend Cheating on Me or Is She Practicing for ‘The Traitors’?

“If she can figure out how to lie to me, then it’d be easier for her to lie to a Real Housewife.”

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025
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Comedy

The Breakup of These Lesbian Content Creators Ruined My Life

They announced the breakup two weeks ago in a 76-minute-long video.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 2 Comments
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Comedy

Is Under-Salting Ruining Queer Soup Night?

It’s an epidemic sweeping the nation — and it’s probably happened to you.

Christina Tucker April 1, 2025 2 Comments
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Comedy

Controversy on the Pickle Ball Court! This Cis Woman Has Never Won a Game

When asked about losing the other nineteen games to cis competitors, Miller refused to comment.

Drew Burnett Gregory April 1, 2025 1 Comment
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Comedy

Astrological Signs Ranked Based Entirely on My Personal Relationships

You may think your personal opinions about every astrological sign are correct, but actually mine are, even though mine are based entirely on my own baggage and dating history and no other criteria.

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya April 1, 2025 4 Comments
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Comedy

Jenny Hagel Knows What Makes a Good Gay Joke and a Good Lesbian Bar

“It was lovely every once in a while to put in a joke, knowing that joke was for like 10 people, but that those 10 people were going to love it.”

Gabrielle Grace Hogan February 20, 2025 4 Comments
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Comedy

Every Post By My Hacker Ranked By How Likely I Would Have Posted It

Learn from my mistake: Turn on two-factor authentication using an authenticator app. Right now.

Drew Burnett Gregory January 17, 2025 9 Comments
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Comedy

What It’s Like To Get Divorced, Come Out, Fall in Queer Love, and Then Tell Jokes About All of It on Stage

Comedian Britt Migs’ solo show Dolphin Mode isn’t just a divorce story; it’s also a coming-out story and a love story.

Audrey Black January 2, 2025 1 Comment
HOLIGAYS: Shane
Comedy Holigays The L Word

New Years Resolutions but It’s Just Cool Things Shane Did in ‘The L Word’

In 2025, I will have an affair with an older married woman. 

Motti December 30, 2024 8 Comments
Carol
Comedy Holigays

How To Celebrate ‘Carol’ Day, Which Is Today!

It’s December 21 AKA the day Carol and Therese went on a pretty bad date at Carol’s house in New Jersey.

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Comedy Holigays

Excuses To Leave Your Family Holiday but They’re Just Plot Points From Yellowjackets

“I don’t mean to be rude, but a wolf literally just ripped off half my friend’s face.”

Motti December 19, 2024
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Comedy

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Tired: Start your day by setting intentions.
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Comedy

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